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Why did the developer go broke?

7•oxqbldpxo•1d ago
Because he used up all his cache.

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oxqbldpxo•1d ago
A programmer is told by his wife, "go to the store and get a loaf of bread. If they have eggs, get a dozen. The programmer returns with 12 loaves of bread. His wife screams, "Why di you get 12 loaves of bread?!" He replies "they didn't have eggs.
techblueberry•1d ago
I don’t get it, they were only supposed to get a dozen loaves of bread if they had eggs, since they didn’t have eggs, it should only be one loaf of bread.
chairmansteve•1d ago
I think the reply should be "they had eggs".
fuzzfactor•1d ago
Probably the same reason as the failed recording artist, he just couldn't gain a pop music following, he was constantly baroque himself.
grugdev42•1d ago
Why do frontend developers eat lunch alone?

Because they don't know how to JOIN tables.

carlosjobim•23h ago
- Why did the Javascript developer get tortured by Big Brother?

- He refused to admit 2+2 is 5.

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