These are great, I would buy them as a silly gift for my fellow drones.

Love it! Including the FAQ and "testimonials" at the bottom.

(One thought... Would you consider changing "passive aggressivism" in the top-left card to "passive aggression"? I really like the idea of using this phrase in its rare noun form. (Maybe what I'm doing here could be another card: Status-bolstering Nitpick))

An exemplary piece of tangential promotion.