Good. Across much of the US, Comcast is the only realistic option many households have. Where this is true, they offer slow speeds at high prices. And they have successfully lobbied in many states to make grassroots municipal broadband illegal.

Ah yes, they’re definitely losing customers to mobile plans and not that certain satellite ISP that’s available nationwide and in some cases even cheaper.

Wouldn’t want to mention it though, someone might get the idea you’re saying something positive about the CEO!