This was supposed to be a fun side project, didn't expect much from it. But it turned out much funnier and much more useful than expected. So here it goes. I just listed all the software tools that I'm using at my startup. You can get actual advice on how to consolidate, save money, or find tools that are more popular at the moment. It's like a mean but legitimate SaaS consultant.

Observations from building this: Gemini 2.5 pro is actually funny. Like, the jokes can be surprising and witty. This is the first model I came along that can actually write funny text.