Silicon Valley's elite can't decide if AI will replace humans or befriend them.

Marc Andreessen insists AI won't disrupt venture capital - his job requires too much hand-holding with anxious founders.

Meanwhile, Mark Zuckerberg plots to make AI your new therapist through Meta's platforms.

The irony? Andreessen funds the very AI that could automate his "irreplaceable" human touch, while Zuck wants algorithms to cure our loneliness.

Perhaps they should book a joint therapy session.