The too-long title is "Computacenter IT guy let girlfriend into Deutsche Bank server rooms, says fired whistleblower". The posts's title is my attempt at shortening it to fit within HN's limits.

This was basically the plot of the 2003 Battlestar Galactica remake, where Baltar let his Cylon girlfriend in.

Are there any news items in which Deutsche Bank are good guys or doing the right thing?

(Probably just wouldn't make the news).