"created", sounds more like riding the coattails of people doing the actual useful work.

> I’ve always wanted to make a lot of money, have people pay a lot of attention to me...

A surprisingly candid opener. And the rest follows pretty much as I would have expected.

After reading that, I feel blessed to be awash in this country of entrepreneurial spirit and very happy we shower these unique pioneers in generational wealth for being so much better than the average fellow.

I cant wait to tell my neighbors, a pair of lowly loggers about who really is the keystone of the economy.

I no longer have any idea whats satire.