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2039.js – The web framework that runs in the future (literally)

2•gaeguldev•7h ago
Everything works. You just can’t see it. You came too early. It is running. It is just running in 2039.

2039.js is a fully quantum-aligned, emotion-routed, consciousness-synced web framework designed for realities not yet accessible in your temporal dimension.

It introduces bleeding-edge technologies such as:

- `useBrainWaveSync()` – hooks into your local consciousness stream - `syncReality()` – syncs with multiversal device IDs - `<ZalgoButton>` – renders emotional chaos in stable mode - `main.2040.ql` – entrypoint written in QuantumLang (QL), not Legacy JavaScript

Everything seems to work perfectly. Logs are clean. Entropy is stable. You just can't interact with it… yet.

Source: [https://github.com/Mjkim-Programming/2039.js]

This framework is not broken. Your perception just hasn't caught up.

Edit: This is just for fun! I just made this thing literally an hour ago and if you want to add some more blending-edge technology to it, pelase contribute to.. this messy code! Have Fun!

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