I built PetPet-Generator in a weekend—now it cranks out 25 k “pet-pet” GIFs per hour. That’s either a love-letter to the modern web stack or a damning indictment of how little compute it takes to make the internet lose its mind over a floating hand.

Your turn: upload your CEO’s LinkedIn headshot, set the squish to 11, and watch Slack implode. Privacy? Zero server uploads—your browser does all the work, so even your browser history stays cleaner than your conscience.

Is this peak creative freedom or just weaponized dopamine? Let the HN jury decide.