And who can afford these marvels of the medical world?
As far as I am concerned, mass testing of anything is a total failure. Specifically; Autism, ADHD and colorectal cancer and prostate cancer and all the other things these quacks test for..
The money should be spent on those poeple who need it most.
Not some 30 year old, who has been told he has a cancer gene, and might get cancer when he is in his 60's. Then it turns out, that 30 years later that same person does not get cancer at all.
The wonders of useless marvels of the medical world!
I get innundated with the constant shit testing kits I get in the post, from parts of our privatised NHS.
There are two letters and packages I get. Its either;
Dear sir, shit in this test tube bottle and send it back to us
Sure thing! We will let you will know if you have cancer in a few weeks.
OR
Dear sir, make an appointment with a nurse to poke a camera up your arse to look for polyps.
However, the thing is, after you make the appointment, you have to start a course of Laxatives, so that the nurse who is going to jam a camera up your arse is not visually impeded by shit lodged in your colon.
We will also help you to live an extra 6 months if you test positive. You will be given a new nuclear fallout radiation therapy machine and take nuclear warheard drugs to kill the cancer.
It will feel as if the treatment is worse than the cancer, but hang on in there, remember you get an extra 6 months to live.
we wont be able to save your life. but you will definitely know you might die of cancer, and you and your family, will suffer extreme mental anxiety and stress for the rest of your short life.
Rather than get cancer and die within a few months, the suffering of knowing your will die of cancer will go on for an age.
I like the idea of dying naturally, with cancer or not
reify•6h ago
As far as I am concerned, mass testing of anything is a total failure. Specifically; Autism, ADHD and colorectal cancer and prostate cancer and all the other things these quacks test for..
The money should be spent on those poeple who need it most.
Not some 30 year old, who has been told he has a cancer gene, and might get cancer when he is in his 60's. Then it turns out, that 30 years later that same person does not get cancer at all.
The wonders of useless marvels of the medical world!
I get innundated with the constant shit testing kits I get in the post, from parts of our privatised NHS.
There are two letters and packages I get. Its either;
Dear sir, shit in this test tube bottle and send it back to us
Sure thing! We will let you will know if you have cancer in a few weeks.
OR
Dear sir, make an appointment with a nurse to poke a camera up your arse to look for polyps.
However, the thing is, after you make the appointment, you have to start a course of Laxatives, so that the nurse who is going to jam a camera up your arse is not visually impeded by shit lodged in your colon.
We will also help you to live an extra 6 months if you test positive. You will be given a new nuclear fallout radiation therapy machine and take nuclear warheard drugs to kill the cancer.
It will feel as if the treatment is worse than the cancer, but hang on in there, remember you get an extra 6 months to live.
we wont be able to save your life. but you will definitely know you might die of cancer, and you and your family, will suffer extreme mental anxiety and stress for the rest of your short life.
Rather than get cancer and die within a few months, the suffering of knowing your will die of cancer will go on for an age.
I like the idea of dying naturally, with cancer or not