If one imagined an alternative US Civil War, where the war ended in stalemate, the Union and CSA coexisting for decades, before an miraculously resurgent Mexican Empire swept through and engulfed the territories of both, before allowing the original 13 states to continue to exist as a subservient, but nominally independent state that still had nominal local democratic republicanism, and the inhabitants on those states will called themselves "Americans".
When would you say "the United States of America fell" in that scenario?
Arguments about the "when did the Roman Empire fall in the west" are actually arguments about what are the most important aspects to Rome to us, here today in the modern world (particularly in the western world).
The Goths in a (very technical) way "unified" the empire after they took Italy since they got rid of the western emperor and declared that they are now vassals of the one in Constantinople.
In a couple of generations Romans were on the verge of retaking the entire Mediterranean, without the issues with the climate and especially the plague they might have done just fine and we'd be talking about the "crisis of the 5th century" instead of the fall.
As the onset of a US fall.
Personally, I didn't understand the Biden principle of helping Ukraine "not lose", but not helping it win. How was that ever going to produce a desirable result? And now, the US reputation for stalwart support of friends, and friends willingness to support the US, are both fading faster.
Well, I can't predict the future. At least I very much hope I can't.
The Franks had them even longer.
A bit over 840 years before the first Muscovy Tsar of Russia.
The Ottoman sultan just took it for himself because he conquered the territory and the people living there.
It was a big highlight of my adult life to learn that each country pronounces latin their own way cause they map their spelling over it.
E.g. Italians read the "c" in Caesar as the ch in 'chair", Hungarians as ts in tsar, Americans (anglophones ?) as s in sea.
But yeah the German pronunciation of kaiser is probably closer to classic latin.
For the republic, the crossing of the Rubicon is when it failed. But really even the first triumvirate was technically a “failure” of a republic (centralizing power in 3).
I would agree with that, though I wouldn't say it was Caesar crossing that did it. It was Sulla crossing the Rubicon that broke that particular seal. And of course, the foundations were laid even before that.
Most of what we learn has been from dramatization. There is, maybe, slightly less now, offset by more technical text, but that's a really recent change in human history. And even then, how many people's ideas of history are entirely formed from television shows and movies, or even stories told to each other?
We talk about what makes stories compelling. Compelling stories have a beginning, a climax, and an end. History thus also has a beginning, climax, and end.
So we think of the Roman Empire as a thing in history that had a beginning, and a rise, and then a fall.
Yet Rome still exists.
I see this a lot in discussions about businesses. Somebody will do something dumb, and then immediately two camps form: those that throw darts at the exact date that the business will cease to exist, and those that mock the first camp's predictions of timely demise.
So we get these really repetitive, entirely pointless debates after the fact about whether the business is "dead" or not, so everybody can try to figure out which camp was right.
But, in the general case, it never works that way. For every WebVan, there are a hundred Reddits: persistently spectral businesses, online and still making money, occasionally bolstered by some CEO whose job it is to convince everyone that the business is still as full of verve as ever it was, and yet, when people think of it, they think of it nostalgically, if they do at all.
Slashdot is still online and posting stories every day.
Rome never fell; its story changed. It stopped being the main character of historical storytelling for a certain period, but of course that leaves us wondering what happened to that character, and when exactly did that character die?
Occasionally it did happen that way though. e.g. the Soviet Union was seemingly fine (or not much worse that before) and suddenly it and its empire was in a couple of years.
Their style of communism/socialism went down with them and is pretty much dead.
Arguably the absolute worst aspects of it are preserved under the state that exists there today. There's certainly a solid through-line through Putin himself.
> absolute worst aspects of it are preserved
While it's obviously horrible, lets not downplay what the USSR was.
Even as late as the 80s when they were pretty much exterminating entire towns and villages in Afghanistan. Of course there are tactical and strategical reasons why they can't do something close in scale to that in Ukraine.
After more than a thousand years that's true.
But Rome remained the "universal [Christian] Empire" well into the middle ages. In a way didn't really matter if its capital was in Constantinople or Aachen or Rome. Or if its ruler spoke Latin, Greek or even German.
Its ~35 years since the the collapse of the USSR, its cultural identity has pretty much disappeared.
A city exists in the same place, yes, but you'd be insane to fail to note the centuries of economic decline and the nearly complete disappearance of the bureaucratic state.
Not too surprising really, given that religion has been central to almost every war since then.
I would refer once again to Ernest Cline:
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Witch_hunt
> In 331 BC, a deadly epidemic hit Rome and at least 170 women were executed for causing it
> another epidemic hit Italy, and about 5,000 people were brought to trial and executed for veneficium
That was pretty regular until Christians took over and brought their own ideas of whom to persecute instead..
Just sayin'
https://acoup.blog/2022/01/14/collections-rome-decline-and-f...
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They could have made statues more like the one of Augustus. But art is more than realism, and it had to represent other things at this point in time.
I am not a superstitious person, and so of course I don't actually think the Flame had anything to do with anything...
...but wow is that spooky!
I find that a little hard to believe, you think that's true?
No. Don’t project American ideals on the past.
There was no freedom of belief like we would consider it. You were mostly free to belief what you wanted, but certain rituals and offers were a huge deal that had to be done. If you didn’t do that or participated in it you were considered a danger to the stability of society. It’s what the Christians found out.
https://debramaymacleod.com/blog/the-last-vestal-virgin-and-...
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If anything its implying the opposite?
By the time of the "fall of Rome" and for the succeeding 500+ years during which the Roman empire had many ups and down, being the Roman effectively became the equivalent of being [the right kind of] christian.
It's not at all obvious that it wouldn't have survived as long without christianity.
Which is sort of rich considering the crucifixion was religious intolerance from the Romans/Jews
According to the article the Roman Empire fell in the last decades of the 4th century. That's 400 years from the death of Christ, and includes the 100 years or so where Christians were badly persecuted. A fact, I might add, the author leaves out of her analysis.
While the Greek custom was to tie between trees ("Between Two Ferns"), the Romans and the East did crucifixion.
The Israelite Jews - who had invaded the pristine land of Canaan per the circum covenant of Abraham but really without the consent of the Canaanites - asked the Romans to handle Jesus Christ, a Jewish reformer who had trained to fish with John the Baptist. The Romans asked Herod to handle Christ. Herod was neither Jewish nor Roman (but Canaanite).
20 years later Paul - from a temple to Corinth, Greece - decided it was a love story; it's about love.
This is far from fact, it is, with near certainty, a legend (which also tells us that the father is the god Mars, btw; or Aeneas, or unknown, depending on the version). The illustrations are from a completely different era that projected a lot of its own politics into its reading of Rome's history and the article does not provide this contextualization.
Not sure what to make of the parts of the article that are new to me, when parts I know about are at least debatable.
I think the author is using the fact that the Roman's had a legend/myth that their founder who was the son of a Vestal priestess (even amongst other, perhaps mutually contradictory legends) as evidence that the Roman's held the Vestal priesthood in high regard.
This would be akin to the whole Washington cutting down the tree thing. It's a myth, but you could also use it as evidence that Americans for centuries admired honesty in their leaders.
Contextual fictional facts are really common in language. I remember doing it in philosophy first year. It conundrum-y philosophically, but usually understood effortlessly in normal discourse.
I note that she was a vestal priestess, not a vestal Virgin. Though around that time such a thing was supposedly possible.
Let's ignore that Rome had been in decline since at least the Gracchi brothers over 500 earlier. Endless civil wars ended the Republic replaced by a tyranny with only short periods of stability. Rome kept on for 500 years only because they'd conquer their neighbors between civil wars.
Let's ignore that "tolerant" Rome had slaughtered countless Christians starting with Jesus himself (as pagan and Jewish sources also claim).
About cruxifixction. Pagan, yet tolerant, Rome was a slave society built on brutality. Nietzsche's sneers that Christianity is a slave religion are true and Christianity's triumph over Minerva et al. is the conclusion of a slave revolt started by Spartacus whose cruxifixction foreshadows Christ. That or the Romans really loved to impale people.
And anyway, did Rome really fall? Never mind that the Eastern half lasted an other 1000 years; after centuries of Romans using German troops Rome faced Alaric's Roman trained armies. There was no stopping the kraits this time.... and yet the Germans today use the Latin script. They model their bodies and minds under Roman ideals. To this day king in Germans is "Cesar". They worship the God decreed by the Roman Emperor.
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The rest, I dunno what happened but you seem to have some chip on your shoulder about the Romans. Nothing they did was out of the ordinary considering the times, or even compared to very recent times.
Cite? I'm completely unaware of any non-Christian sources that mention the execution of Jesus of Nazareth.
No, it was actually driven from the bottom up, as many people converted due to the appeal of a universal savior regardless social class. Christianity however was just one of the many death cults around during that time (meaning they are concerned with offering salvation when you die) such as Mithras or Isis worship.
Constantine legalized it because it was already so popular, especially among the upper classes, that would've been strange to continue to pretend it doesn't exist. The story of his conversion where he saw a cross in the sky and painted the (chi rho, first two letters of Christ in Greek) symbol is likely untrue and just a form of state propaganda.
Based on some of his other actions (like moving the capital), I'd speculate Constantine's conversion was part of a deliberate pivot to focus on the East (which paid off, as the centralized Byzantine state went on to survive much longer than its Western counterpart). I'm speculating because inferring his intentions has no historical evidence afaik.
https://www.astralcodexten.com/p/book-review-the-rise-of-chr...
> The rise of Christianity is a great puzzle. In 40 AD, there were maybe a thousand Christians. Their Messiah had just been executed, and they were on the wrong side of an intercontinental empire that had crushed all previous foes. By 400, there were forty million, and they were set to dominate the next millennium of Western history.
> Imagine taking a time machine to the year 2300 AD, and everyone is Scientologist. The United States is >99% Scientologist. So is Latin America and most of Europe. The Middle East follows some heretical pseudo-Scientology that thinks L Ron Hubbard was a great prophet, but maybe not the greatest prophet.
> This can only begin to capture how surprised the early Imperial Romans would be to learn of the triumph of Christianity. At least Scientology has a lot of money and a cut-throat recruitment arm! At least they fight back when you persecute them! At least they seem to be in the game!
How did Christianity win? Pro-natalism won over generations against the Roman elite:
> By the Imperial era, Roman fertility was plummeting. Partly this was because the Romans practiced sex-selective infanticide, there were 130 men for every 100 women, and so many men would never be able to find a wife. But partly this was because the men who could find wives dragged their feet. (Male) Roman culture took it as a given that women were terrible, that you couldn’t possibly enjoy interacting with them, and that there was no reason besides duty that you would ever marry one.
> but no amount of love or money could make them have children. Dense cities discouraged large families, Roman children were expensive … Nor did the sex drive force the matter. Horny Roman men had their choice of a wide variety of male and female slaves and prostitutes - despite Augustus and his spiritual heirs’ fuming about monogamy, this was never really enforced on the male half of the population. When men did have sex with women, it was usually oral or anal sex, specifically to avoid procreation. When they did have vaginal sex, they had a wide variety of birth control methods available, including the famous silphium but also proto-condoms and spermicidal ointments. If a child was conceived despite these efforts, abortion was common albeit unsanitary (maternal death rates were extremely high, but this was not really a deal-breaker for the Roman men making the decision). If a baby was born in spite of all this, infanticide was legal and extremely common.
> Christians followed the opposite of all these practices.
> They recommended that men love their wives, and held this as a plausible and expected outcome. This was not exactly unprecedented, but it was a dramatic reversal of Roman custom. The Christians banned adultery (and, unlike the Roman bans, gave it teeth), meaning that married men who wanted sex had no choice but to go to their wives. They held that sex had to be procreative, banning anal sex, oral sex, homosexual sex, and birth control. And obviously they banned infanticide
> The end result is that while pagans delayed marriage, cheated, had nonprocreative sex, used birth control, performed abortions, and committed infanticide, Christians did none of these things.
> This section gave me a new appreciation for conservative Christian purity culture: it was obviously suited for the environment in which it evolved, and it’s also obvious why its founders would etch it so deeply into its memetic DNA that it’s still going strong millennia later.
However, I find that it takes a rather sympathetic view of Rome.
The more I learn about the Roman empire, the more I see how incredibly brutal it was.
I don't think that level of brutality is actually sustainable, but it had a long, long run.
At this point the empire had outgrown the city to such an extent it managed to last a millennium after losing the city until 1453.
For the next thousand years, Rome effectively controlled much of Europe.
Today, 1500 years later, billions of people all over the world look to Rome for guidance, and Rome still has political sway over large areas of the world.
The writer clearly has an axe to grind. This is nothing new; it is somewhat cliché to blame Christianity for breaking the Roman social order and somewhat cause its downfall, at least since Gibbon. But this claim it's just not true.
The issue with Christianity was that, in fact, Roman state religion didn't play nice with it. Christians refused to make sacrifices to the Caesar and this effectively made them outlaws. Rome was tolerant of almost anything provided that adherents of any religion are willing to offer sacrifices to the Emperor. This was not optional; it was a requirement.
Such a demand collided with beliefs of both Christians and Jews, but Jews had rules allowing them to practice their religion. Christians did not.
The story of the last Vestal is interesting enough without needing to resort to this misrepresentation of facts.
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