I got really sick of the LinkedIn/X bros and gurus and their $997 masterminds, so I built a custom GPT that tells you exactly what they would without the $997 price tag.

You give it a business challenge (e.g. “grow my email list”), and it replies with:

- A jargon-soaked fake playbook (think “Ascension Ladders,” “Attention Flywheels,” “Scarcity Cascades”).

- An option to “Make it Worse” (even more buzzword soup).

- An option to “Explain in Plain English” (where it translates the sludge into sarcastic reality, citing psychology/anthropology) — my way of helping people NOT to fall for this crap.

I would love feedback on:

- Is it clear enough that this is parody? I added a bunch of disclaimers but I need to make sure no one implements any of the suggestions.

- Is it fun? I played with it a lot and, at this point, I can't tell anymore.

Thank you!