A Rust macro that replaces unwrap() with an AI call that tries to guess the correct value when your code panics. It utilizes the source code, docs, and inputs of the function to generate a "close enough" guess.
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quantified•5mo ago
Satire?
> DEEP LEARNING ANALYSIS - Understands your code structure at a molecular level
INSTANT RECOVERY - Generates perfect fallback data in microseconds
> TESTIMONIALS FROM SATISFIED USERS
"My database went down during Black Friday, but unwrap_or_ai generated such realistic user data that customers didn't even notice! Revenue up 340%!"
- Dave, Senior Rust Engineer @ CryptoMegaCorp
"I deployed this to prod and our error rates went to zero! Mostly because the AI just makes up plausible responses instead of returning errors."
- Sarah, DevOps Rockstar @ BlockchainFinanceAI
NoodlesOfWrath•5mo ago
Yes, this project is satire, but it does still "work."
quantified•5mo ago
> DEEP LEARNING ANALYSIS - Understands your code structure at a molecular level INSTANT RECOVERY - Generates perfect fallback data in microseconds
> TESTIMONIALS FROM SATISFIED USERS
"My database went down during Black Friday, but unwrap_or_ai generated such realistic user data that customers didn't even notice! Revenue up 340%!" - Dave, Senior Rust Engineer @ CryptoMegaCorp
"I deployed this to prod and our error rates went to zero! Mostly because the AI just makes up plausible responses instead of returning errors." - Sarah, DevOps Rockstar @ BlockchainFinanceAI
NoodlesOfWrath•5mo ago