Did congress declare war on someone while I was napping? Just sort of curious if we're officially at war or if this is one of those "War on Drugs" or "War on Poverty" things.

That defense domain's been in use for like the whole mainstream history of the Internet probably right? That's a big one to just redirect all of a sudden. Is it just the public website redirected or every email address and whatever from history? Uggh

I like this lack of euphemisms.

Can they change the ATF to the Department of Uncategorized Federal Overreach?

Also, NOAA should be called the Weather Force.