You’d scroll through profiles like on a normal dating app, but instead of showing “potential matches,” it gives you reasons why each person would be terrible for you — things like:

* “He runs marathons at 6 a.m. — you value sleep.”

* “She says her love language is constant texting — your phone is always on silent.”

* “They love extreme pets — you prefer low-stakes goldfish."

You could even earn “Inner Peace Points” for every person you don’t match with.

Basically, an app for people who don’t want to meet anyone and want to feel good about it.