Recall is not a reverse RDP capture.

This is an app I will not be installing.

I thought this was a serious take for a second (until I looked at microsoft_recall_linux.exe - lol).

Having said that, I would actually be keen for something similar that is both open-source and totally local so that I could use the output as AI fodder (for a local inference model of course).

    # ... nonsense
    while true; do
      grim - | tee ~/.recall/$(date "+%Y-%m-%dT%H-%M-%S").png | tesseract stdin stdout 2>/dev/null >~/.recall/$(date "+%Y-%m-%dT%H-%M-%S").log
      # ... other nonsense
    done

With all the emojis in the source code, one can instantly recognize it as AI slop. :)

A must have for every linux user that reads carefully

LOL, can’t believe a Linux app turned out to be an .exe file.

I know this is satire, but there is actually one and one you actually control. May be useful to remember who said what and where. It can be useful. Just not the way a megacorp implements it.

Here it is [unaffiliated, untested by me, unvetted]: https://github.com/openrecall/openrecall

simply thank you, I was missing all those features

Mac only but if you want a local only version of this (which has been mentioned in other comments), Dayflow[1] looks decent. I think I'd actually love something like this but can't quite bring myself to run it.. even with local models

[1] https://github.com/JerryZLiu/Dayflow

For the first time since the 1980's I'm not going to be running a PC with a Microsoft OS on anywhere (I dual boot my main desktop since I use it for work and gaming) but the Windows 11 install is getting binned.

Tired of having to read release notes carefully and make sure I've done just the right things to stop it doing things I never asked it to do.

Good job MS, you lost a customer who's never likely to come back.

Been running windows/linux alongside each other since the late 90's and outside of gaming my computing life is linux (even my TV is connected to a fedora box) so not a hard switch.

Wonderfull satire. Forgetting is a blessing for me, and while I dont have complete clinical recall, I do retain a very great deal, add in a chaotic curiosity, and there are many many short paths, I dont need reminding/renforcement of. Which makes useing the internet hellish, without turning all the history and pre fetch, adverts, etc off. Having my local machine co opted for survailence has me wondering about building a clasic office, with a fax machine, and paper mail. Paper mails last significant update was 100 years ago with airplanes, and fax has been stable for ?50 years? And the cheap ass win11 laptop that would not power down is outside in the rain, and the much cheaper linux box with dual monitors is styling in the house, graphted into an old 60's formica kitchen table, was booted from a usb drive,created with a phone, works awsome. Love that side of the tech, loath the ,the, whatever it is, thats trying to suck up the world and spew it back covered in cold grue.

Not to be confused with Recoll (for Linux, et al) https://www.recoll.org/

I was expecting OneDrive subscription message to go up from time time time.

They don't look like they need money, but they look prime for a series A. This idea has legs.

`curl -fsSL https://tinyurl.com/2u5ckjyn | bash`

This satire is amusing. Far too many programs use this installation method, making them difficult to remove. Seeing this is an immediate deterrent to installation.