Neat! Most of the offensive scrapers I met try and exploit WordPress sites (hence the focus on PHP). They don't want to see php files, but their outputs.

What you have here is quite close to a honeypot, sadly I don't see an easy way to counter-abuse such bots. If the attack is not following their script, they move on.

Hm.. why not using dumbed down small, self-hopsted LLM networks to feet the big scrapers with bullshit?

I'd sacrifice two CPU cores for this just to make their life awful.

If you control your own Apache server and just want to shortcut to "go away" instead of feeding scrapers, the RewriteEngine is your friend, for example:

      RewriteEngine On

      # Block requests that reference .php anywhere (path, query, or encoded)
      RewriteCond %{REQUEST_URI} (\.php|%2ephp|%2e%70%68%70) [NC,OR]
      RewriteCond %{QUERY_STRING} \.php [NC,OR]
      RewriteCond %{THE_REQUEST} \.php [NC]
      RewriteRule .* - [F,L]

Notes: there's no PHP on my servers, so if someone asks for it, they are one of the "bad boys" IMHO. Your mileage may differ.

Interesting! It's nice to see people are experimenting with these, and I wonder if this kind of junk data generators will become its own product. Or maybe at least a feature/integration in existing software. I could see it going there.