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EchoJEPA: Latent Predictive Foundation Model for Echocardiography

https://github.com/bowang-lab/EchoJEPA
1•euvin•5m ago•0 comments

Disablling Go Telemetry

https://go.dev/doc/telemetry
1•1vuio0pswjnm7•6m ago•0 comments

Effective Nihilism

https://www.effectivenihilism.org/
1•abetusk•9m ago•1 comments

The UK government didn't want you to see this report on ecosystem collapse

https://www.theguardian.com/commentisfree/2026/jan/27/uk-government-report-ecosystem-collapse-foi...
2•pabs3•12m ago•0 comments

No 10 blocks report on impact of rainforest collapse on food prices

https://www.thetimes.com/uk/environment/article/no-10-blocks-report-on-impact-of-rainforest-colla...
1•pabs3•12m ago•0 comments

Seedance 2.0 Is Coming

https://seedance-2.app/
1•Jenny249•13m ago•0 comments

Show HN: Fitspire – a simple 5-minute workout app for busy people (iOS)

https://apps.apple.com/us/app/fitspire-5-minute-workout/id6758784938
1•devavinoth12•14m ago•0 comments

Dexterous robotic hands: 2009 – 2014 – 2025

https://old.reddit.com/r/robotics/comments/1qp7z15/dexterous_robotic_hands_2009_2014_2025/
1•gmays•18m ago•0 comments

Interop 2025: A Year of Convergence

https://webkit.org/blog/17808/interop-2025-review/
1•ksec•27m ago•1 comments

JobArena – Human Intuition vs. Artificial Intelligence

https://www.jobarena.ai/
1•84634E1A607A•31m ago•0 comments

Concept Artists Say Generative AI References Only Make Their Jobs Harder

https://thisweekinvideogames.com/feature/concept-artists-in-games-say-generative-ai-references-on...
1•KittenInABox•35m ago•0 comments

Show HN: PaySentry – Open-source control plane for AI agent payments

https://github.com/mkmkkkkk/paysentry
1•mkyang•37m ago•0 comments

Show HN: Moli P2P – An ephemeral, serverless image gallery (Rust and WebRTC)

https://moli-green.is/
1•ShinyaKoyano•46m ago•0 comments

The Crumbling Workflow Moat: Aggregation Theory's Final Chapter

https://twitter.com/nicbstme/status/2019149771706102022
1•SubiculumCode•51m ago•0 comments

Pax Historia – User and AI powered gaming platform

https://www.ycombinator.com/launches/PMu-pax-historia-user-ai-powered-gaming-platform
2•Osiris30•52m ago•0 comments

Show HN: I built a RAG engine to search Singaporean laws

https://github.com/adityaprasad-sudo/Explore-Singapore
1•ambitious_potat•57m ago•0 comments

Scams, Fraud, and Fake Apps: How to Protect Your Money in a Mobile-First Economy

https://blog.afrowallet.co/en_GB/tiers-app/scams-fraud-and-fake-apps-in-africa
1•jonatask•58m ago•0 comments

Porting Doom to My WebAssembly VM

https://irreducible.io/blog/porting-doom-to-wasm/
2•irreducible•58m ago•0 comments

Cognitive Style and Visual Attention in Multimodal Museum Exhibitions

https://www.mdpi.com/2075-5309/15/16/2968
1•rbanffy•1h ago•0 comments

Full-Blown Cross-Assembler in a Bash Script

https://hackaday.com/2026/02/06/full-blown-cross-assembler-in-a-bash-script/
1•grajmanu•1h ago•0 comments

Logic Puzzles: Why the Liar Is the Helpful One

https://blog.szczepan.org/blog/knights-and-knaves/
1•wasabi991011•1h ago•0 comments

Optical Combs Help Radio Telescopes Work Together

https://hackaday.com/2026/02/03/optical-combs-help-radio-telescopes-work-together/
2•toomuchtodo•1h ago•1 comments

Show HN: Myanon – fast, deterministic MySQL dump anonymizer

https://github.com/ppomes/myanon
1•pierrepomes•1h ago•0 comments

The Tao of Programming

http://www.canonical.org/~kragen/tao-of-programming.html
2•alexjplant•1h ago•0 comments

Forcing Rust: How Big Tech Lobbied the Government into a Language Mandate

https://medium.com/@ognian.milanov/forcing-rust-how-big-tech-lobbied-the-government-into-a-langua...
4•akagusu•1h ago•1 comments

PanelBench: We evaluated Cursor's Visual Editor on 89 test cases. 43 fail

https://www.tryinspector.com/blog/code-first-design-tools
2•quentinrl•1h ago•2 comments

Can You Draw Every Flag in PowerPoint? (Part 2) [video]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BztF7MODsKI
1•fgclue•1h ago•0 comments

Show HN: MCP-baepsae – MCP server for iOS Simulator automation

https://github.com/oozoofrog/mcp-baepsae
1•oozoofrog•1h ago•0 comments

Make Trust Irrelevant: A Gamer's Take on Agentic AI Safety

https://github.com/Deso-PK/make-trust-irrelevant
9•DesoPK•1h ago•4 comments

Show HN: Sem – Semantic diffs and patches for Git

https://ataraxy-labs.github.io/sem/
1•rs545837•1h ago•1 comments
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Broccoli Man, Remastered

https://mbleigh.dev/posts/broccoli-man-remastered/
169•mbleigh•2mo ago

Comments

haburka•2mo ago
I do wish they updated this to 2026 google! I don’t think it would be nearly as interesting though since they do get rid of most red tape but since everything is enterprise scale, it’s never easy.
hiddencost•2mo ago
Huh?

The bureaucracy is way worse. BCID requirements. MDBs that take 4+ hours to roll out. The Byzantine array of different MDB group types, often with two party control. GDPR company compliance. Tagging proto fields with provenance. Documents are private by default now. Most support happens in chat groups, and is if you're not at deepmind your help requests are getting ignored. Spending a month filing GUTS tickets to get your intern access to basic tools. XManager idle pruning. GCP automated boq setup/teardown tools usually fail and you have to fall back to getting support from a contractor 12 time zones away.

dmoy•2mo ago
I wish that the remake focused on the new bureaucracy stuff (or even new technical stuff), instead of being a near 1-for-1 rehash of the old one. E.g. it's not like anyone is being recommended to serve out of a bigtable for the last decade or whatever. But it's also not like the replacement(s) are problem-free when it comes to quota, etc.
jeffbee•2mo ago
The bureaucracy is why people trust Google with their data. I wouldn't use a Google if I thought they didn't have BCID and proto field provenance and the rest of it.
shadowgovt•2mo ago
Agreed. Google long ago passed the event horizon where they could keep pretending they were not mission-critical infrastructure for a significant portion of their users, and (from privacy to reliability) I'm glad they've put in structure to enforce acting like it, even if that means they no longer feel like working at a startup.

Everyone who wants to work at a startup knows where to find the rest of Silicon Valley (and Austin and etc.). I wish them the best and I look forward to reading their data-breach disclosures if they get popular enough for anyone to care about what they're doing.

kridsdale3•2mo ago
I was at Meta when it was forced by the FTC to start adding this compliance stuff. It SUCKED to retrofit everything.

Now I'm at google, and onboarded on to the version of the infra that already went through that, and I can take it all at face value. It is a PAIN still, but this is the reality of a system that interfaces with O(10^8) users, O(10^2) governments.

morshu9001•2mo ago
Yeah, it's also different from the pointless technical complexity that this video is about. But that exists too. Could've talked about how spinning up a cronjob the new way takes 2 weeks regardless of what it's doing, how there's a proliferation of different config languages, or how everything is deprecated / not ready still.
tdullien•2mo ago
Xoogler here (2011-2018). It's heartwarming that a core part of Google culture ("for every problem we have 3 solutions: 2 that are deprecated and 1 that is experimental") is alive and well.
defen•2mo ago
How are you supposed to know that if you're evaluating whether to use a tool / service?
jeffbee•2mo ago
You could just read their whitepapers and accept them at face value. What other major SaaS providers are publishing about their technical countermeasures against insider risk?

If a company publishes loads of articles about how they have technical controls for privacy and security, through encryption and compartmentalization and code review and build provenance and so forth, and all the people who work/worked at said company are always whining about how onerous those processes are, then what gives you reason to doubt it?

kridsdale3•2mo ago
I wish I had an answer for you. I spend at least half of the past year trying to make that decision. The internal LLM that can read all the docs and code, you'd think, could get the context to know what the optimal state is, but it easily gets confused by out of date documentation and recommends paths that are going to be marked as "why didn't you use the new thing?" at review time, OR it builds out a solution using "oh, this isn't ready for use yet" parts.
kridsdale3•2mo ago
This guy Googles.
awalsh128•2mo ago
This is only an issue when you need to migrate services. I can't get into details but much of this isn't a problem anymore.
summerlight•2mo ago
Don't forget to mention automatic enrollment of your production group into access-on-demand. Any minor access on the production now requires the group manager's approval. I had a fun time with some production fire where only director level folks can approve the access. Even funnier thing is that this "refactor" was done without any prior notice.
ahoka•2mo ago
I want to see MongoDB is webscale as a sequel.
glimshe•2mo ago
Very cool! I'd be perfectly happy to watch videos that combine human creativity and choice with AI. I don't consider this kind of video "slop". Once the glitches are eliminated, this workflow will be unstoppable.
windexh8er•2mo ago
> Once the glitches are eliminated, this workflow will be unstoppable.

"... unstoppable." - What? I'm genuinely curious. Do you think this type of video is enjoyable? Maybe one, or even two like this is palatable - but I don't see anything 1) interesting or new 2) that would make me want to watch this by choice.

And when everyone is swimming in a sea of this type of work I don't think most people will enjoy it, either. It's also too bad we aren't more cognizant of how we got here, either. All of the artists work that was stolen to generate those images and then the watt hours burned. I'm not saying these types of offerings are completely for naught, but I do think some of these services should be forced to put a few pre or post pended frames that show (like nutrition facts) the environmental impact including model inference and that copyright was violated to make it.

tantalor•2mo ago
> I don't see anything interesting or new

What I find so interesting about this is how much is NOT new. It is a highly faithful reproduction of the beloved original.

The difference is the voices and visuals are much higher quality, and there are some added effects and cutaways that are nice touches.

I would still share the original video because it is a useful cultural artifact and teaching tool (as ridiculous as it is), and I would be happy to share this version at the same time, just because it is higher quality.

cameronh90•2mo ago
I personally quite enjoy the Gossip Goblin cyberpunk cycle of humanity videos (can find them on reddit/tiktok/yt/elsewhere).

Most of the creativity is clearly from the human driving the AI, but I suspect it would have been borderline impossible to make something like that as an individual without AI.

wvbdmp•2mo ago
Individuals have been doing this exact thing without AI for years, only better, with actual comedic timing, by just playing both parts. Sometimes they don’t even change clothes and it’s perfectly understandable. It’s a whole meme at this point that a towel on the head of a man signifies a female character, for example. You can find plenty of this on tiktok or instagram.
cameronh90•2mo ago
At least for my enjoyment of the Gossip Goblin videos, the world and aesthetics are pretty critical to it. I wouldn't find it at all compelling if it was just someone in their kitchen playing it themselves. I do like those videos with people playing both parts in other contexts (comedy particularly), but for other types of work, the AI generated videos are doing something that can't really be done yourself unless you become a Blender virtuoso.
bigyabai•2mo ago
Blender "virtuoso" is pushing things a bit far. I can teach someone to keyframe a rigged model in 10 minutes, and record voice acting in another 15. All-in-all, it might actually be faster to make these skits in Blender if you exclude modelling and render time.
stuaxo•2mo ago
I couldn't make it through the video, something about this sort of thing is very unenjoyable to watch.

I use LLMs a lot and I like older weird AI generated stuff, but outside the uncanny valley... no.

Forgeties79•2mo ago
Yeah that was actually really funny to watch. And when you see some of the “decisions“ the AI tool makes - especially when they border on the bizarre - it adds another layer to the humor. Strange pauses or proximity/eyeline choices and such that aren’t wrong but definitely a bit weird or awkward
parpfish•2mo ago
I would have kicked up the 4d3d3d3. Maybe thrown in a hat wobble.
fugalfervor•2mo ago
I thought/hoped that's what this thread was about.
ares623•2mo ago
Different vegetable. But that was a prescient vision of modern AI.
bigyabai•2mo ago
Now, Tayne I can get into.
wpm•2mo ago
Computer, load up Celery Man.

Now that I think of it, that skit was incredibly prescient. You can literally ask Gemini for more hat wobble now.

flannell•2mo ago
“Paul, your wife is calling. It is an emergency.”

“Later. We’ve got a lot of work to do”

ctippett•2mo ago
This is very well done.

I wouldn't and don't consider this to be AI slop. The author's own reflection captures perfectly my own feelings on the matter... intent does matter.

  I think what gets lost in a lot of the AI media discussion is that intent matters. I find auto-generated slop-farm TikToks just as dystopic as the most fervent doomer, but I also remember when I was a 10-year-old kid making movies with my parents’ VHS camcorder and how much fun I would have had learning how to make things if I’d had tools like this.
tantalor•2mo ago
According to Kagi, all AI generated content is slop.

https://help.kagi.com/kagi/features/slopstop.html#what-is-co...

shadowgovt•2mo ago
Kagi is entitled to their opinion. Perhaps worth noting is by that metric the original Broccoli Man video is also slop; it was generated using stock characters, voice synthesis, and auto puppeteering. The only creative input the original "artist" had was writing the text script and signing off on the final output.

Personal opinion, using modern AI slop generation to recreate AI slop from a previous generation of the technology is pretty good art.

orbital-decay•2mo ago
Most meme-worthy content is actual low effort slop. That's the reality of the most recent two decades.
eitally•2mo ago
That's a slippery slope, a really slippery slope, especially when it comes to still images. I don't believe video is any different -- intent does matter.
freediver•2mo ago
That is not how Kagi looks at it.

We are marking domains as slop if they contain mostly AI generated content. It is hard to say if a single piece of AI generated content is slop or not (there is useful AI generated content too). But if all the content on a domain is AI generated, it is likely something that people would not like in their results.

jesucresta•2mo ago
This is 100% AI slop, cool story and all but I'd 100 times rather see a very poorly drawn 2007 animation than any of this.
swiftcoder•2mo ago
Tbf, the original is also slop (albeit of the pre-AI variety)
jesucresta•2mo ago
no is not, the original is full of personality and ideas even if its poorly drawn and kitsch.
shadowgovt•2mo ago
Yes, but also literally AI slop. Stock characters auto-puppeted to a text script with text-to-voice run across it. The artist's input was writing the text and signing off on the final auto-generated product. The reason the two characters in the video are weird superheroes is those were the available stock characters in the XtraNormal.com service he used.

After all, the creator didn't want to be an professinal full-time animator, he just wanted to animate three minutes.

jesucresta•2mo ago
It is only "literally AI slop" if you widen the definition to include anything made using computers. That is not an honest take on what content made with AI is.

The original author chose those assets and that background, other people made those assets on the first place and had to take a ton of tiny creative choices that changed the final thing and help transmit ideas and feelings (of uncanniness, vulgarity, surrealism, whatever).

Anyone can tell the difference between one and the other.

morshu9001•2mo ago
Text to speech in the 2000s would be considered AI
caymanjim•2mo ago
The things we called AI back then weren't AI. The things we call AI now aren't AI either. The definition remains wide.
SoftTalker•2mo ago
Sounds like Humpty-Dumpty.
darkwater•2mo ago
> Yes, but also literally AI slop. Stock characters auto-puppeted to a text script with text-to-voice run across it.

Maybe I'm wrong but I would say that the slop feeling of the original version was a deliberate decision and part of its charm. That kind of video and voices were a meme back then, IIRC.

swiftcoder•2mo ago
As is the slop feeling of the current, no doubt. I don't think that changes it being "slop" in the sense of low-effort and mostly generated by machine learning (rather than hand-edited like a machinima)
hbn•2mo ago
If the tech stack used to make that video makes it "AI slop" then every video game cutscene is AI slop.
parpfish•2mo ago
video game cutscenes usually involve real artists designing and animating the characters, not just using preset stock characters
shadowgovt•2mo ago
Most videogame cutscenes (well, for AAA games; I'm going to ignore the wide, worthy, and growing ecosystem of "I had an idea and made it in Unity with purchased assets") use bespoke model and texture assets, motion-capture human animation, and voice acting.

None of that is what an Xtranormal auto-puppet show is about.

hbn•2mo ago
Motion capture in bigger budget games only started to become common around the Xbox 360/PS3 generation. Go back to prior generations and it was a lot of "2 models facing each other and their mouths wiggle up and down while audio files play"

Pretty much exactly what you see in that video.

swiftcoder•2mo ago
The difference being that someone actually had to record said audiofiles, and animate the mouths wiggling. The "slop"-ness is defined by the inputs, not the outputs.
Rebelgecko•2mo ago
Xtranormal was slop, you just plugged in a script and chose premade character models
lanyard-textile•2mo ago
Oh we’re at this stage of AI huh :)

“No it was always slop!!!! Nyeh!”

swiftcoder•2mo ago
Feeding text into a machine-learning based app that creates low-effort audio and visuals? Yeah, that's always been slop. I don't use "slop" in a particularly negative sense here, it is what it is
lanyard-textile•2mo ago
It’s an intriguing use of the word I’ll admit — I think it’s a bit of a loaded term atm though. Overwhelmingly negative, anecdotally.
swiftcoder•2mo ago
> Overwhelmingly negative, anecdotally

I don't think it is, actually? "Friend-slop" is a super-popular genre of video game right now (for example, indie smash-hit PEAK), typically characterised by low-friction co-op experiences with a low-fi and/or kit-bashed aesthetic

lanyard-textile•2mo ago
The games are the popular, but I do not think that term to describe them is that well-used nor used with that much affection :)

It’s requires a good base group of friends that you will have fun with already, and the design for the game is “slop” / cheap / lazy in that regard. But not necessarily bad.

efficax•2mo ago
the deadpan emotionless delivery of the original memes are an important part of their humor. this remaster looks fancy but loses the entire spirit of the thing
morshu9001•2mo ago
Yeah, the only way this is funnier is when the AI does something weird
donalhunt•2mo ago
blooper reel is gold.
1970-01-01•2mo ago
Agreed. It's completely lost its original charm. This is AI slop.
cflewis•2mo ago
"only if you are Yahoo!" is one of the best line reads of all time.
shadowgovt•2mo ago
There will always be a special place in my heart for the stilted "do you. do you think your users are scum."
dekhn•2mo ago
for me it's "nobody has borgmon readability" and "I forgot how to count that low".
underdeserver•2mo ago
It's differently good. Impressive (but less funny).
mbleigh•2mo ago
Yeah, it does lose something in the more realistic performances. Was still fun to play with though!
setheron•2mo ago
Is the other character a fox because that's Meta mascot too?
kridsdale3•2mo ago
The original video is older than that.
ceph_•2mo ago
Red panda not fox
mcqueenjordan•2mo ago
The jankiness of the original had a lot of charm, almost selling the dystopian absurdity of trying to deploy a service via the janky voice and slightly desync'd audio and animation. I don't think it's just nostalgia, because I felt the same way watching it the first time all those years ago.

I think AI slop is decidedly different, because it just doesn't have the charm. I don't know if I can yet decompose exactly why that is.

ge96•2mo ago
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3t6L-FlfeaI
pjjw•2mo ago
bless, but hearing people say this version is "better" makes me want to walk into the sea.
TheGamerUncle•2mo ago
>I am not the kind of person who thinks AI will replace actors blah blah blah. But I am glad these tools exist, because this video wouldn’t exist without AI.

>In no world would I ever have put together a real cast and crew to remake a 15 year old inside joke video for Googlers, but I was able to make it with AI.

BUT IT DID !! and part of the charm is that this involved real people talking, mutual understanding and a shared culture. That world existed it can still exist unless we surrender to the depravity of conformity and comfortability.

boplicity•2mo ago
So much of what makes people willing to be moved by creative art is the willingness to believe they're investing in someone else's real thoughts & effort -- and opening themselves to a channel of real human connection & relationship.

AI has raised the bar, in terms of making it more difficult to create the trust necessary for people to be willing to open themselves up to that connection.

srean•2mo ago
Now if future AIs were shown to be capable of suffering then this could change.
graypegg•2mo ago
> In no world would I ever have put together a real cast and crew [...]

3 people, the phone with the best camera across those 3 people, and some costumes that aren't THAT had to recreate? Honestly could even skip the costumes and just print out two A4 sheets with orange bamboo shoots and broccoli and tape them to your shirt and I would honestly get a better kick out of that. It's fun to make stuff with friends, even if it's a bit crap!

Saying that, I don't think anyone making something with AI discourages anyone else from doing something with the joke, so I think all this has really replaced is a video the author would not have made otherwise... but they should try anyway! They're missing out on what would be a fun afternoon with friends

shadowgovt•2mo ago
They could do it live-action with friends (that would also be funny to see), but it kind of misses the meta-joke that the original was made with 90% computer automation. The joke is "a machine made this video tweny-ish years ago and here's what it looks like if you do that now."
graypegg•2mo ago
That is true haha, I think I'm mostly thinking about what the GP comment mentioned, in that it just generating this replaces what otherwise would've been a fun afternoon with friends.
shadowgovt•2mo ago
The original video existed because Xtranormal.com lets you transform a written script into an auto-generated scene with procedurally-puppeted wireframed stock models and text-to-speech voice acting.

Any assertion that the world in which Broccoli Man was created was fundamentally different (in terms of "relying on someone else's framework to do a low-effort meme") from today is nostaglia. In fact, I suspect mbleigh spent more time on making the recreation work than was spent on the original Broccoli Man video.

fuzzy_biscuit•2mo ago
I think calling it nostalgia is a bit too charitable. I see it more as a delusion.
PlanksVariable•2mo ago
Have you ever watched the original? It most certainly did not involve real people talking (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3t6L-FlfeaI).

In fact, the overtly robotic voices added to the humor of the original, IMO. It was lost in this translation.

mbleigh•2mo ago
FWIW I actually agree that the original is funnier in its delivery!
xgulfie•2mo ago
ugh but that requires like, effort
tomaytotomato•2mo ago
Could someone remake the "MongoDB is webscale" skit with AI gen please?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=b2F-DItXtZs

SpaceManNabs•2mo ago
Kinda shocked at how much editing they had to do.

You'd think AI would make it easier to splice together individual clips, but I haven't find a tool that does that well yet. Opus seems tailored for doing fine tuning on long form content like podcasts.

stuaxo•2mo ago
While some stuff can generated, there is a long way to go.
moandcompany•2mo ago
Does anyone miss Meatless Mondays?
bistro•2mo ago
And the ensuing throwing out forks protest?
StephenAmar•2mo ago
The bbq on the parking lot of the googleplex to protest this was fun. I still have the t-shirt somewhere
jeffbee•2mo ago
"No one has borgmon readability. Just me." is about a specific person at a specific moment and it knocks me off my stool every time.
calmbonsai•2mo ago
I wonder if Broccoli Man was inspired by Paul Rudd's Celery Man.
btown•2mo ago
More likely by the legendary Mongo DB Is Web Scale, which just turned 15 years old!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=b2F-DItXtZs

im3w1l•2mo ago
This didn't capture the emotional tone as I perceived it in the original. I thought Brocoliman was supposed to be someone who had drunk the cool-aid and truly believed in how easy all those steps were and just couldn't understand how anyone could have any issues at all with them unless they were an idiot.
Magi604•2mo ago
We're still early. I imagine a lot of creativity will be unlocked once more people have access to easier to use video creation tools like what was shown in OP.