chiropractors also have an origin in pseudoscience, they have sort of evolved into scientific studies in many ways but part of the quackery remains.

The professions are traditionally divinity, medicine, and law, so I don't see how you could remove divinity from the list. When you argue for including nursing as a "professional degree", what you're arguing is that it belongs to the category exemplified by those three instances.

I do not want some working on my body unlicensed and educated by chatgpt.

Too many people in this community earnestly think this way, which makes this statement alone ineffective as parody. Try adding more of a flourish.

This has to be a troll. I refuse to believe anyone thinks like this.

Yea, I would want very much to be treated on no existing illnesses on non existing organs.

…so tracks for America.

Graduate programs in some domains tend to be a relatively affordable way to insure against opportunity risks (nursing, not divinity)

The context is some interpretations of Baumol effect, as discussed here for the very parallel case of childcare

https://news.ycombinator.com/item?id=45956525

Because if there us a nursing shortage there is opportunity to 'supplement' existing nurses with AI and thus transfer more wealth to the very richest among us