I just released Sigma-Test v1.0.0 – a pure C, no-macro test runner that’s smaller than most JSON test configs and ships with permanent, zero-config memory leak detection.

  - *<60 KB* static binary (58 KB on x86-64)
  - Zero dependencies, near-zero overhead

If mallocs ≠ frees, it screams *WARNING: MEMORY LEAK* in red, every single run.

  - Colored output  
  - Pluggable hooks that don't silence the console  
  - No Valgrind. No ASan. No flags. No excuses.

  ===== Memory Allocations Report =================================  
  WARNING: MEMORY LEAK — 1 unfreed allocation(s)  
    Total mallocs: 2  
    Total frees: 1  
  =================================================================  

Tired of forgetting to run leak checks? This one never forgets.

  Code: https://github.com/Quantum-Override/sigma-test/blob/v1.0.0-release/README.md

Feedback, roasts, and pull requests welcome. Let’s make C testing suck less in 2025.