Someone please make it

4G LTE capable Long battery life Camera All persistent storage to SD card Ruggedized Simple modern fully capable web browser based user interface Calculator GPS SMS/MMS Ruggedized Text notepad Calendar email client No APS Terminal/ssh client

I hate Android -example: why does Android have half a dozen+ volume controls.

I want something if I want to hear my phone I turn it UP. If I don't I turn it down or mute it.

I don't want to be locked into a vendor like apple or Google. I don't want to have to purchase a separate case or screen protector.

I don't want to eat up a bunch of bandwidth phoning home to Google as it monitors my every move to send me irrelevant adds for things I will never buy.

I don't want to have to charge my phone every 4 hours.

I don't want to have to turn off stupid Google defaults like screen blanking after 30 seconds of inactivity while I am reading an article. If I want to turn off or lock my screen let me decide when to do it.

I don't need my finger tips vibrated every letter I type because haptic feedback is default.

I don't need to be harassed to update my software or be notified of bs features when I start a new phone.

It goes on and on. Just give me a reliable, unobtrusive, tool I can use for years without all the BS.