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https://writethat.blog/reg.html
1•psarna•25s ago•0 comments

Efficient Attention Mechanisms for Large Language Models: A Survey

https://arxiv.org/abs/2507.19595
1•belter•1m ago•0 comments

An integrated view of the structure and function of the human 4D nucleome

https://www.nature.com/articles/s41586-025-09890-3
1•bookofjoe•2m ago•0 comments

YouTube Is Degraded

https://downdetector.co.uk/status/youtube/
4•alphawong•2m ago•0 comments

Timing 'Hello World'

https://antonz.org/timing-hello-world/
1•blenderob•3m ago•0 comments

YouTube Outage [video]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3MG_Dm4kefc
3•vettyvignesh•4m ago•2 comments

It's the Great AGI Rebrand

https://www.theverge.com/ai-artificial-intelligence/845890/ai-companies-rebrand-agi-artificial-ge...
1•sandbach•4m ago•0 comments

Computer Power and Human Reason (1976) [pdf]

http://blogs.evergreen.edu/cpat/files/2013/05/Computer-Power-and-Human-Reason.pdf
1•andsoitis•4m ago•0 comments

JWT Playground for Developers

https://www.devglan.com/online-tools/jwt-decoder-validator
1•only2dhir•5m ago•0 comments

AI Can Write Your Code. It Can't Do Your Job

https://terriblesoftware.org/2025/12/11/ai-can-write-your-code-it-cant-do-your-job/
1•antfarm•6m ago•0 comments

Football Pools

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Football_pools
2•zeristor•7m ago•0 comments

NASA's Webb Observes Exoplanet Whose Composition Defies Explanation

https://science.nasa.gov/missions/webb/nasas-webb-observes-exoplanet-whose-composition-defies-exp...
2•taubek•8m ago•0 comments

Pa Supreme Ct allows non-warranted access to your Google searches

https://reason.com/volokh/2025/12/16/are-there-fourth-amendment-rights-in-google-search-terms/
2•mwexler•9m ago•0 comments

Show HN: Liquid Glass dev and design resources for platforms beyond iOS&macOS

https://www.liquidglassresources.com/
1•andraskindler•9m ago•0 comments

Ask HN: Incorporate in Which Country?

2•finnvyrn•11m ago•1 comments

Carving Nature at Your Joints

https://planktonvalhalla.com/20251219-carving-nature-at-your-joints/
1•mrcgnc•13m ago•0 comments

Chasing Your Tail

https://xania.org/202512/19-tail-call-optimisation
1•hasheddan•15m ago•0 comments

The AI Agents Roadmap Nobody Is Teaching You

https://www.decodingai.com/p/ai-agents-foundations-course
2•pauliusztin•16m ago•1 comments

Sleep Cots and Graham Crackers at Elon Musk's Child Care Program

https://www.nytimes.com/2025/12/18/technology/elon-musk-daycare-school.html
1•reaperducer•17m ago•0 comments

We Put an AI Vending Machine in Our Office. It Gave Away Everything [video]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SpPhm7S9vsQ
1•lordleft•18m ago•0 comments

Show HN: We built a small app with my wife to track promises we do

https://lovechecks.app/
1•warkanlock•19m ago•0 comments

Engineers who dismiss AI

https://terriblesoftware.org/2025/12/19/the-strange-case-of-engineers-who-dismiss-ai/
30•matheusml•21m ago•29 comments

Build a Coding Agent from Scratch

https://thefocus.ai/reports/coding-agent/
1•combray•21m ago•0 comments

Don't stuff beans up your nose

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Wikipedia:Don%27t_stuff_beans_up_your_nose
2•cyanf•23m ago•0 comments

Making a game on a custom bytecode VM in 7 days and 3kB

https://laurent.le-brun.eu/blog/making-a-game-on-a-custom-bytecode-vm-in-7-days-and-3kb
1•laurentlb•24m ago•0 comments

Show HN: Consulting-as-Code – A deterministic, neuro-symbolic agent architecture

https://vuduvations.github.io/Consulting-as-Code/
1•vuduvations•25m ago•1 comments

Pop _OS 24.04's New Scratch-Built Cosmic: Hands-On, with Screenshots

https://fossforce.com/2025/12/pop_os-24-04s-new-scratch-built-cosmic-hands-on-with-screenshots/
2•dxs•26m ago•0 comments

Show HN: Seen – x-platform/selfhosted/open-src photo and video solution

https://github.com/markrai/seen
1•markrai•26m ago•0 comments

Gunman in Brown University shooting found dead, linked to MIT killing

https://www.reuters.com/world/us/police-probe-links-between-brown-university-shooting-killing-mit...
2•andrepd•26m ago•0 comments

A Month of Chat-Oriented Programming with Claude

https://checkeagle.com/checklists/njr/a-month-of-chat-oriented-programming/
1•BafS•29m ago•0 comments
Open in hackernews

Show HN: Hacker News, but every headline is hysterical clickbait

https://dosaygo-studio.github.io/hn-front-page-2035/news-max.html
138•keepamovin•2h ago

Comments

keepamovin•1h ago
I felt the front page was too calm. I fixed it. YOU WON'T BELIEVE NUMBER 4.

Prompt: Remember this classic? <snip ... Hacker News 10 Years in Future > OK, i have a new idea. want to try? "Offtopic but this title makes me want to create an alternate-universe version of the HN front page where every title is shrill/spectacular/hysterical/urgent/clickbaity. Such as: The Absolute State of the Kernel Rust Experiment Right Now And every comment has its confidence/aggressiveness taken up to 11 (tho still within site rules)." And the HN front page right now is: <snip>

CamelCaseName•1h ago
I love it, this is great. Thanks for posting!
nottorp•1h ago
Click to find out how much my blood pressure went up when reading this!
gpderetta•1h ago
I feel tired just for looking at that page.
nottorp•58m ago
Oh no it was funny once. Wouldn't look at it daily though.
netsharc•1h ago
Breaking: Huffington Post buys Hacker News.

At least the HuffPo of the last decade was like this. They haven't been relevant for many years it seems.

As to its founder: http://www.thestacksreader.com/the-many-faces-of-arianna/

krapp•1h ago
The icon for this needs to be the meme of Elmo in front of fire.
NitpickLawyer•1h ago
So you've recreated /r/technology ? :)
Cthulhu_•28m ago
MIND BLOWING DISCOVERY CREATES INFINITE ENERGY AND CURES CANCER at least 10x a day.
user_7832•20m ago
* Disclaimer: in mice, of course.

What's actually mind-blowing is how mice aren't already living till an age of 100. I mean, they've literally cured cancer, what's your excuse now, huh?

IAmBroom•2m ago
No dementia, no osteoporosis, more muscled. Every single white mouse in the world should be Mighty Mouse.
adlpz•1h ago
I felt literal pain. Not kidding.

There's something to investigate here.

Made me notice I'm actually exposed to very similar crap on other places. Scary.

alphadelphi•21m ago
yes, the good news is that once recognized the pattern we can work in the opposite direction
mbsa7•1h ago
My favorite so far is “Delty (YC X25) Is Hiring and You Probably Aren't Qualified”.
qiine•1h ago
wait "19th Century Telegraph Chess" ??
Cthulhu_•26m ago
Yes, it fell off the front page but it's this one: https://news.ycombinator.com/item?id=46243311
marstall•1h ago
some of these are better headlines tho
Tepix•1h ago
Hey, wait a minute. I think we got something here! What we need is the reverse, i.e. a LLM that recognizes clickbait and "tames" it (ideally by providing the information in the headline, like Techmeme does [kudos to them]).
2026iknewit•42m ago
I had another idea about the same topic a few weeks ago: Creating a news side which uses the clickbait strategy to only share positive news or mentaly opening up news:

“They Said Immigration Was a Crisis — Then THIS Happened to Jobs, Growth, and Local Communities”

“Everyone Expected Chaos… Instead This City Welcomed Newcomers and Its Economy EXPLODED”

“Doctors, Teachers, Builders: The ‘Immigration Problem’ Quietly Fixed a Problem No One Talks About”

“This ‘Risky’ Policy Was Supposed to Fail — Now Other Countries Are Rushing to Copy It”

“From ‘Unmanageable’ to Unstoppable: How One Tough Challenge Became a Surprising Success Story”

TomWhitwell•28m ago
This is exactly what Upworthy did - they invented some of the clickbait headline formats that are still used today (for less positive news) https://web.archive.org/web/20231114181702/https://www.fastc...
password4321•33m ago
This is a great idea: applying LLMs for the benefit of those I care about against the armies of tech company PhD's working to capture their attention.

Actually worth a shot, thanks!

prox•19m ago
https://www.bullshitremover.com/

I have a lot of fun with this.

gpderetta•10m ago
it is not very good at removing nonsense from OP's page :(.
poulpy123•19m ago
There is a browser extension that does it for YouTube (but crowdsourced)
ctrlmeta•1h ago
Totally unreadable with the all caps. I guess that's the point.

This kind of thing is fun once. And it was a lot of fun when the AI-generated fake HN was posted was last week.

But there's no need to upvote this kind of stuff to front page every week. The novelty wears off. It gets boring and silly pretty quickly.

orphea•57m ago
It's boring and silly for you. There are always lucky 10,000.
ctrlmeta•47m ago
Of course it is boring and silly for me. That's why I commented. The downvotes show the community agrees with you and disagrees with me. That's fine. I'm here to speak my opinion. I'm not here to speak your opinion.

I know about lucky 10000. It's the XKCD joke that is increasingly being used as an excuse to support every banal post. It's like modus operandus now. Party A makes a banal post. Party B questions why a banal post deserves to be on the front page. Party C says 'lucky 10000'.

There may be lucky 10000 but it's boring and silly for me. Good for the lucky 10000, but it's distracting to me when this kind of AI spam hits the front page every week. Show HN posts already gets special appearance at /show which I think is enough for this kind of stuff.

2026iknewit•40m ago
Yes but this is a different experiment
ctrlmeta•35m ago
It is and I said as much. I'm sure these experiments are fun for the creator. From the downvotes I'm getting, I'm sure it's fun for the community too. It was fun for me too the first time. It's not fun if this type of experiments are on the front page every week. There's already a good home for these posts at /show. Pages can reach /show without reaching front page. This could have been one of them. But anyway others here disagree with me. So I'll go take a break now.
bryanhogan•1h ago
This is amazing

Edit: Just found out HN deletes emojis!

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On a more serious note, it's a bit sad how close this is to actual algorithm-driven social media or news-based platforms.

20after4•36m ago
It's kind of sad how close this is to actual hacker news headlines.
Cthulhu_•30m ago
Actual HN headlines should be the actual headlines of the linked articles, what actual examples are you thinking of though?
IAmBroom•5m ago
Perhaps the ones that are clickbait in the original?
dkdcio•20m ago
> algorithm-driven

hackernews is algorithm-driven too; the difference is incentives (namely paid ads)

debo_•1h ago
> MATHEMATICS IS BROKEN (Until Now): Go From Zero to QED or Go Home

If my mathematics degree had been framed this way, I probably would have enjoyed it more.

debo_•59m ago
WORK FOR GODS
latentsea•54m ago
Thanks. I hate it.
keepamovin•35m ago
You are welcome!
frereubu•51m ago
I love this, thank you for a good belly laugh.
noosphr•47m ago
This feels like a 6/10 on the scale of hysterical clickbait headlines I see on YouTube.
keepamovin•36m ago
Please help us improve it.
Cthulhu_•29m ago
...GONE SEXUAL!

But more seriously, get off youtube or curate your stream if this is a common thing. I thankfully don't get it much myself.

DivingForGold•47m ago
Well, in reality, the amount of abusive publishers submitting articles with PAYWALLS is getting absurd on HN.

HN ought to indicate these titles in ALL RED.

WSJ, FT, BLM, too many to count.

felineflock•44m ago
Reads very much like the Drudge Report, just needs the same diagramming style.
bentobean•43m ago
Now all we need is a thumbnail next to each headline showing the author making some stupid face.
Cthulhu_•26m ago
Gotta have the digital laugh track analogue to show people how to react.

(I'm not kidding, a ton of people will watch e.g. movie trailers or live streamed events through one of many reaction streamers so they get prompted on how to feel. I hated laugh tracks back then, I hate reaction streamers now, let me have my own feelings!)

fifticon•33m ago
you created .. The Registry?!
6LLvveMx2koXfwn•31m ago
The Register? [1]

1. https://www.theregister.com/

wkjagt•29m ago
I don't always like HN titles but this made me realize it can be a whole lot worse. Thanks for this.
Oras•27m ago
Could be renamed HNX as these are the posts I see trending on X (twitter)
integralid•24m ago
Hacker News, but every headline is hysterical clickbait: https://news.ycombinator.com/
wkjagt•21m ago
Right now on page 2 of actual HN: "how to hack discord, vercel and more with one easy trick". For a moment I thought I was still on clickbait HN.
touwer•19m ago
Love it!
eatbitseveryday•19m ago
Perhaps we need one that does the opposite, for the real site
Hamuko•18m ago
10/10, no notes.
andrewstuart•12m ago
I like it.

It’s better.

classified•4m ago
Some of the headlines are pure gold. Is this page live-updated? I can feel an addiction sneaking up on me…

Some platforms might buy this as an engagement booster.