Today, we’re launching a small, silly social network called Fart Map https://fart.mp . And yes, that’s the point.

Social media is exhausting.

Algorithms and AI optimize for engagement, not for humans. Outrage, fear, half-porn, synthetic content… all pushed because it “performs.”

We don’t think social media has to be media.

It started as social. Friends. People you know. Shared moments. Somewhere along the way, it became a dopamine machine.

That’s why we launched Fart Map.

Yes, it’s silly. That’s the point. No algorithms. No AI feeds. No influencers. Only people you actually know. No BS.

We can’t out-Facebook Facebook. But they will never build this.

This is step one toward something smaller, calmer, and healthier. And honestly… if farts help us laugh again, they might just save the world. https://fart.mp