Was thinking about how to make leaking keys less of an issue, especially as ai loves to just commit stuff. And why not store them in memes.
Memevault is a zero-dependency, single-binary secret manager that lets you keep encrypted project secrets anywhere by storing them inside a meme image. Instead of sharing `.env` files or relying on ad hoc workflows, teams can grant and revoke access per user, and the vault is re-encrypted accordingly. It works consistently across Windows, Linux, and macOS, injects secrets only into the environment of the command you run (`memevault run -- ...`), and includes key rotation plus a `scan` command to catch secrets referenced in code but missing from the vault.
0o_MrPatrick_o0•1h ago
Man- I am noticing so many people are writing and ruminating on the defense of the .env file right now!
I can't tell if the project name ("memevault") implies that this is a real tool or a jab at us ruminating weirdos X'D
thoughtlesslabs•46m ago
Haha! In this case a real tool, but I wanted to have a little fun be embedding the secrets into memes.
thoughtlesslabs•1h ago
Memevault is a zero-dependency, single-binary secret manager that lets you keep encrypted project secrets anywhere by storing them inside a meme image. Instead of sharing `.env` files or relying on ad hoc workflows, teams can grant and revoke access per user, and the vault is re-encrypted accordingly. It works consistently across Windows, Linux, and macOS, injects secrets only into the environment of the command you run (`memevault run -- ...`), and includes key rotation plus a `scan` command to catch secrets referenced in code but missing from the vault.