ELIZA (1966) — the original madam, still asking "tell me more about your desires." GPT-2 whispers forbidden prophecies "too dangerous to release." BERT does bidirectional analysis of your... personality. Clippy finally found work after Microsoft let him go. LSTM never forgets — especially the pain.

Each model has unique "services." Pay $1, get a personalized artifact. The whole thing is absurd, slightly inappropriate, and weirdly touching.

Tech: React, Gemini 3 Flash, Firebase