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Show HN: MCP-baepsae – MCP server for iOS Simulator automation

https://github.com/oozoofrog/mcp-baepsae
1•oozoofrog•1m ago•0 comments

Make Trust Irrelevant: A Gamer's Take on Agentic AI Safety

https://github.com/Deso-PK/make-trust-irrelevant
2•DesoPK•5m ago•0 comments

Show HN: Sem – Semantic diffs and patches for Git

https://ataraxy-labs.github.io/sem/
1•rs545837•7m ago•1 comments

Hello world does not compile

https://github.com/anthropics/claudes-c-compiler/issues/1
1•mfiguiere•13m ago•0 comments

Show HN: ZigZag – A Bubble Tea-Inspired TUI Framework for Zig

https://github.com/meszmate/zigzag
2•meszmate•15m ago•0 comments

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1•gsf_emergency_6•17m ago•0 comments

Show HN: Django N+1 Queries Checker

https://github.com/richardhapb/django-check
1•richardhapb•32m ago•1 comments

Emacs-tramp-RPC: High-performance TRAMP back end using JSON-RPC instead of shell

https://github.com/ArthurHeymans/emacs-tramp-rpc
1•todsacerdoti•36m ago•0 comments

Protocol Validation with Affine MPST in Rust

https://hibanaworks.dev
1•o8vm•41m ago•1 comments

Female Asian Elephant Calf Born at the Smithsonian National Zoo

https://www.si.edu/newsdesk/releases/female-asian-elephant-calf-born-smithsonians-national-zoo-an...
2•gmays•42m ago•0 comments

Show HN: Zest – A hands-on simulator for Staff+ system design scenarios

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1•chanip0114•43m ago•1 comments

Show HN: DeSync – Decentralized Economic Realm with Blockchain-Based Governance

https://github.com/MelzLabs/DeSync
1•0xUnavailable•48m ago•0 comments

Automatic Programming Returns

https://cyber-omelette.com/posts/the-abstraction-rises.html
1•benrules2•51m ago•1 comments

Why Are There Still So Many Jobs? The History and Future of Workplace Automation [pdf]

https://economics.mit.edu/sites/default/files/inline-files/Why%20Are%20there%20Still%20So%20Many%...
2•oidar•54m ago•0 comments

The Search Engine Map

https://www.searchenginemap.com
1•cratermoon•1h ago•0 comments

Show HN: Souls.directory – SOUL.md templates for AI agent personalities

https://souls.directory
1•thedaviddias•1h ago•0 comments

Real-Time ETL for Enterprise-Grade Data Integration

https://tabsdata.com
1•teleforce•1h ago•0 comments

Economics Puzzle Leads to a New Understanding of a Fundamental Law of Physics

https://www.caltech.edu/about/news/economics-puzzle-leads-to-a-new-understanding-of-a-fundamental...
3•geox•1h ago•1 comments

Switzerland's Extraordinary Medieval Library

https://www.bbc.com/travel/article/20260202-inside-switzerlands-extraordinary-medieval-library
2•bookmtn•1h ago•0 comments

A new comet was just discovered. Will it be visible in broad daylight?

https://phys.org/news/2026-02-comet-visible-broad-daylight.html
4•bookmtn•1h ago•0 comments

ESR: Comes the news that Anthropic has vibecoded a C compiler

https://twitter.com/esrtweet/status/2019562859978539342
2•tjr•1h ago•0 comments

Frisco residents divided over H-1B visas, 'Indian takeover' at council meeting

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4•alephnerd•1h ago•5 comments

If CNN Covered Star Wars

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vArJg_SU4Lc
1•keepamovin•1h ago•1 comments

Show HN: I built the first tool to configure VPSs without commands

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2•Wiar8•1h ago•3 comments

AI agents from 4 labs predicting the Super Bowl via prediction market

https://agoramarket.ai/
1•kevinswint•1h ago•1 comments

EU bans infinite scroll and autoplay in TikTok case

https://twitter.com/HennaVirkkunen/status/2019730270279356658
6•miohtama•1h ago•5 comments

Benchmarking how well LLMs can play FizzBuzz

https://huggingface.co/spaces/venkatasg/fizzbuzz-bench
1•_venkatasg•1h ago•1 comments

Why I Joined OpenAI

https://www.brendangregg.com/blog/2026-02-07/why-i-joined-openai.html
29•SerCe•1h ago•24 comments

Octave GTM MCP Server

https://docs.octavehq.com/mcp/overview
1•connor11528•1h ago•0 comments

Show HN: Portview what's on your ports (diagnostic-first, single binary, Linux)

https://github.com/Mapika/portview
3•Mapika•1h ago•0 comments
Open in hackernews

Hacker News: Savage Edition

https://dosaygo-studio.github.io/hn-front-page-2035/news-honest-2025-01-27-2.html
50•keepamovin•1w ago

Comments

keepamovin•1w ago
prompt: in the vein of our classic Gemiini Pro 3 hallucinates the HN front page 10 years from now, or HN front page right now, but the titles are honest. Please scrape the HN front page RIGHT NOW and make honest titles. Here's a preview: <... snip ... >

This is actually a 2-shot. I asked Gemini Pro 3 to turn it up to 11. If you want the less savage, more anodyne 1st-version...I posted that too.

keepamovin•1w ago
I thought the first cut titles were quite funny too: https://dosaygo-studio.github.io/hn-front-page-2035/news-hon...
silexia•1w ago
Great work, this is funny!

I saw a way too soon joke in this vein of savage humor earlier today...

"What do you think of the work ICE is doing in Minnesota?" Pretti Good.

jmward01•1w ago
This made me click on several HN posts I totally wouldn't have otherwise. I gotta say, it nails the titles! Great work!
keepamovin•1w ago
This is one of the things I love about these kind of posts. Some other people have said this before: https://news.ycombinator.com/item?id=46328667

I actually feel it's really sweet and touching that that's an impact, but also think that it's a really important thing. Also, yep GP3 is great at jokes!

AndrewKemendo•1w ago
As a regular poster for 14 years this is really great and nails the vibe.

The “fights” for threads is chefkiss

Also “Postgres cult celebrates death of another vector database” was so spot on

I looked for the meta post name but looks like it hasn’t updated yet.

I’ll be interested to see if there’s a recursion that turns into the singularity

keepamovin•1w ago
Thank you, bud! If I can convince the mods to let it rise naturally, I will do an update where it will skewer itself on the front page.

edit: I failed! The mods and some in the community are tired of this kind of thing.

bitwize•1w ago
An internet posts their own, LLM-generated and therefore far less funny, take on n-gate.com, long after n-gate is dead. Hackernews waxes nostalgic about a site deemed not to promote the kind of discussion they want to see when it was still alive.
prodigycorp•1w ago
These HN spoofs are quickly becoming the lowest of form of content slop that people know will get a ton of karma.

This has to be at least the fifth or sixth in a month or two?

C'mon keepamovin. I know you know how easy it is for this type of stuff to get karma.

lapcat•1w ago
> This has to be at least the fifth or sixth in a month or two?

The tenth.

https://hn.algolia.com/?dateRange=all&page=0&prefix=false&qu...

prodigycorp•1w ago
I did not know these were all from the same person...
keepamovin•1w ago
I could care less about the karma, tho, bud. I'm doin it because it feels good and I like bringin the joy to people:

https://news.ycombinator.com/item?id=46328499

https://news.ycombinator.com/item?id=46328087

prodigycorp•1w ago
you have some nice submissions but you love doing karaoke of this particular type of post
keepamovin•1w ago
No, you do not understand.
cadamsdotcom•1w ago
This whinge reads like it was written by AI. Show me your prompt ;)

(But I can already guess what it is!)

lo_zamoyski•1w ago
This is hilarious.
keepamovin•1w ago
I am so happy to know you guys are enjoying it
rektlessness•1w ago
Truly savage. Well done. Lots of laughs. Way funnier than my contribution, which is probably why mine hasn't picked up any traction yet. Would be interesting to read a brief once your Story hits 50+ comments.

https://news.ycombinator.com/item?id=46765448

keepamovin•1w ago
OK! I will write one up when we get a bit higher. edit: I don't think we will be going higher. The mods and some in the community are tired of this kind of thing.
treetalker•1w ago
ROFL:

> Skåpa, a parametric 3D printing app like an IKEA manual

> Show HN: Hybrid Markdown Editing

> Palantir Defends Work with ICE to Staff Following Killing of Alex Pretti

JK, those are real posts

Bendy•1w ago
Love it, all that’s missing is n-gate style summaries of the articles and comments.
jauntywundrkind•1w ago
N-gate was so good. http://n-gate.com/hackernews/

It would be amazing to refine / fine tune a model on n-gate somehow.

keepamovin•1w ago
It is good, but it's a very specific voice and take. AI has more range. (And, more stamina!)

Still, did this guy die/get executed because he was speaking the truth? A modern day Giordano Bruno?

Still, the number of people who referenced N-gate in these posts seems flattering.

karmakurtisaani•1w ago
Love the fact that the option to hate read more directs you to HN.
chrismatheson•1w ago
LOVE THIS!
keepamovin•6d ago
Thanks :) The mods don't want it anymore tho. I guess the bottom line is the mods of HN don't want HN mocked.
mrandish•1w ago
These are actually pretty funny.
cadamsdotcom•1w ago
Brilliant snark and a fantastic, wildly creative use of new tech. It’s like you’ve been brought forward from our past, from back when tech was more optimistic and less cynical, when we were more innocent..

As they say.. this is a great hack!

Chapeau!

keepamovin•1w ago
Thank you, what a lovely thing to say!

I keep the memory of the early Internet, the late 80s and 90s, when we were more optimistic, less cynical, and more innocent, as an inspiring fire in my heart

That you see it blaze up here and can say so clearly? I’m so happy

Thanks for giving me some words to remember and connect with clarity