Surely haproxy makes enough money to not need to use AI for their marketing?

Why does a LLM-generated article even need two human bylines?

Hard to imagine a human in 2026 accidentally writing something like this:

  The most significant takeaway from the audit was the exceptional stability of the HAProxy core. The auditors didn't just review code; they hammered it.
  The team performed extensive "fuzzing" by feeding the system massive amounts of malformed, garbage, and malicious data. They primarily targeted the HAProxy network request handling and internal sockets. This testing went on for days, and in the case of internal sockets, up to 25 days.
  The result? Zero bugs. Zero crashes.