Made this over the weekend. It's a completely fake startup where you pay someone to wear your Whoop for you so your recovery scores look elite. Everything is dead serious — there's three pricing tiers, NDAs, a "Rapid Rematch Protocol" if your athlete gets hurt, and a careers page hiring "Biometric Discretion Engineers." The login doesn't work on purpose.

Next.js + Tailwind + Framer Motion. Had way too much fun writing the FAQ.