Story time real quick So last week I'm sitting here at 2 a.m., hair looking like I lost a fight with a leaf blower, staring at my review dashboard like it's personally offended me. Zero. Reviews. Not "a couple trickling in." Zero. The kind of zero that makes you question your entire life choices. I refresh. Still zero. Refresh again like that'll magically fix it. Nope. My cat walks by, gives me that side-eye judge stare like "dude, even I left a meow-review on my food bowl today" I'm over here whispering to the screen "just one... please... I'll take a 3-star at this point" Then I hit the breaking point. Chug the last sip of cold coffee, crack my knuckles, and go full mad scientist mode rebuilding the whole thing. And boom — www.thalendr.com was born. The review funnel that actually gets people to leave reviews instead of ghosting you harder than my high school crush. It's live, it's a bit chaotic (in a cute way), and I need your savage opinions. Try it, break it, tell me what's dumb or what's surprisingly fire. Comment here or DM me — no filter needed. Who's got their own "staring at zero reviews at 3 a.m." horror story? Spill https://thalendr.com