TheDailyPoop is a daily news briefing written in a voice I call "The Jester" — dark, satirical, equal-opportunity roasting. Think if Cards Against Humanity wrote a newspaper. 25 stories every morning, 200-400 words each, no images, no fluff.
Every story gets signature devices:
"Translation:" — when a CEO says "strategic workforce optimization," we say "4,000 people just got fired over Zoom before Christmas" "The Number:" — one stat so wild it deserves its own moment "The Bottom Line:" — a mic-drop closer for every story We also run 6 daily games built from the headlines — spot the fake headline, guess who said it (CEO vs. dictator vs. cult leader), rank stories by insanity level.
Stack: Next.js 16, Supabase, Inngest for background jobs/cron, Beehiiv for email, RevenueCat for subscriptions. iOS app in SwiftUI.
The rule: roast the powerful, defend the powerless. CEOs, politicians, billionaires are fair game. We're not partisan — we roast everyone. The jester serves truth, not teams.
Free newsletter every morning at 7:30 AM ET. Would love feedback on the voice and the product.
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