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Netflix acquires Ben Affleck's AI company

https://www.npr.org/2026/03/06/nx-s1-5739370/netflix-ben-affleck-ai-interpositive-deal
1•larubbio•19s ago•0 comments

Show HN: I built an autonomous AI company that runs itself (22 cycles, $36)

https://runautoco.com
1•Ndmtrieff•1m ago•1 comments

Intelligence Beyond Knowledge

https://philpapers.org/rec/HANIBK
1•huiwenhan•1m ago•1 comments

Some Words on WigglyPaint

https://beyondloom.com/blog/onwigglypaint.html
1•RebelPotato•3m ago•0 comments

I've built a better Lovable clone alone

https://playcode.io/
1•ianberdin•3m ago•0 comments

LLM Doesn't Write Correct Code. It Writes Plausible Code

https://blog.katanaquant.com/p/your-llm-doesnt-write-correct-code
1•dnw•6m ago•0 comments

Fast starting Clojure runtime built with GraalVM native-image and Crema

https://github.com/borkdude/cream
1•PaulHoule•6m ago•0 comments

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1•markoristicc•8m ago•0 comments

Tree Rings Reveal Origins of Some of the World's Best Violins

https://www.nytimes.com/2026/03/04/science/stradaviri-violin-forest-tree-rings.html
1•bookofjoe•9m ago•1 comments

Show HN: Reflectt-node – tell Claude to install it, AI team in 5 min

https://github.com/reflectt/reflectt-node
1•reflectt•9m ago•1 comments

Useful queries to analyze PostgreSQL lock trees (a.k.a. lock queues)

https://postgres.ai/blog/20211018-postgresql-lock-trees
1•tanelpoder•10m ago•0 comments

Many scientists now use AI but fail to disclose it, study finds

https://phys.org/news/2026-03-scientists-ai-disclose.html
1•g-b-r•12m ago•0 comments

Data reveal a significant acceleration of global warming since 2015

https://phys.org/news/2026-03-reveal-significant-global.html
2•g-b-r•13m ago•0 comments

A novel about a frustrated IT analyst who gets pulled into organized crime

https://www.amazon.com/dp/B0GRC31MCS
2•smafarin•15m ago•0 comments

Amazon says Anthropic's Claude still OK for AWS customers to use

https://www.cnbc.com/2026/03/06/amazon-aws-anthropic-claude-pentagon-blacklist.html
2•johnbarron•16m ago•0 comments

Show HN: Git for your AI workflow - Version control for what Claude remembers

https://dullnote.com/
1•thedizzyhub•17m ago•0 comments

New plan would tax the rich, eliminate taxes for half of U.S. workforce

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3•MilnerRoute•17m ago•0 comments

Savage Care

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1•tomodachi94•28m ago•0 comments

Fully functional hair follicle organ regen using potential stem cells in vitro

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2•bookofjoe•29m ago•0 comments

Burdened by Tech, Gen Z Is Flocking to DVDs and VHS [video]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4UqoTO9kO6c
3•hackerbeat•33m ago•0 comments

Opus 4.6 solved one of Donald Knuth's conjectures [pdf]

https://www-cs-faculty.stanford.edu/%7Eknuth/papers/claude-cycles.pdf
3•peterjliu•33m ago•0 comments

I'm not consulting an LLM

https://lr0.org/blog/p/gpt/
4•lr0•33m ago•0 comments

Tim Sweeney signed away his right to criticize Google's app store until 2032

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3•CharlesW•35m ago•0 comments

Show HN: I wrote an LLM inference engine in pure Go – 48 tok/s zero dependencies

https://github.com/computerex/dlgo/tree/main
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I built the "Strava for Developers" because I'm tired of being a bar on a chart

1•usmangurowa•36m ago•0 comments

61% of interview cheaters passed detection

https://prepto.tech/blog/38-percent-candidates-cheating-interviews-2026
2•gurachek•36m ago•1 comments

Analysis Suggests School Was Hit Amid U.S. Strikes on Iranian Naval Base

https://www.nytimes.com/2026/03/05/world/middleeast/iran-school-us-strikes-naval-base.html
5•abdelhousni•38m ago•3 comments

Do we still need docstrings?

1•alnah•40m ago•0 comments

Use Cursor Automations for Agentic Stale Feature Flag Removal

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3•royalfig•41m ago•1 comments

Fork Off: Surveillance States Need to Fork Linux Themselves

https://blog.devrupt.io/posts/fork-off-california-linux/
1•ddtaylor•42m ago•0 comments
Open in hackernews

Why it takes you and an elephant the same amount of time to poop (2017)

https://www.pbs.org/newshour/health/takes-elephant-amount-time-poop
64•Tomte•5h ago

Comments

michaelbuckbee•4h ago
Read to the end of the article to learn about NASA's Space Poop challenge and the award winning astronaut diaper the author created.
drunkonvinyl•4h ago
But did you read to the end while pooping?
Gualdrapo•4h ago
Elephants should do it quicker as they don't do doomscroll when pooping, though
alex1138•4h ago
Thanks Hacker News
layman51•4h ago
This reminds me of a news story from many years ago about a research study that won the Ig Nobel Prize. The research study was about how almost all mammals weighing over 3 kg take just about the same amount of time to empty their bladders when urinating.
cainxinth•2h ago
Mammals converged on systems that satisfy the same fluid-mechanics.
3eb7988a1663•11m ago
I need to know if this is also true of aquatic animals. A blue whale is ~50x the size of an African elephant. Does that mean that a blue whale expels some 2100 gallons (~8000 liters) in 20 seconds?
Smalltalker-80•4h ago
Mostly solid scientific work, this ;)
anigbrowl•4h ago
Why would you expect anything else? It's also easier for larger people to pick up heavier weights, larger bullets to make larger holes, etc. etc. Of course larger animals are going to have larger muscles in their digestive tracts in approximate proportion to everything else about them being larger.
joemi•4h ago
I too find it somewhat unsurprising, but I guess it's good that someone did a study.
zahlman•4h ago
The direct proportionality is interesting, though. Not everything works out this way in nature; for example, many other things follow the square-cube law.
larodi•4h ago
doodie.com was cool back in the day
rwc•4h ago
I mean, I don’t know what I was expecting but I clicked anyway…
TheAceOfHearts•4h ago
Since we're on the subject of waste removal, most mammals also pee for roughly the same amount of time [0], around 20 seconds. If you look up a video of an elephant urinating, it's quite the spectacle and the flow is voluminous.

[0] https://www.nationalgeographic.com/animals/article/mammals-p...

emestifs•4h ago
Amazing. Exactly the insightful comments that I hope to see on HN...perhaps not on the current subject but nonetheless

> On-Topic: Anything that good hackers would find interesting. That includes more than hacking and startups. If you had to reduce it to a sentence, the answer might be: anything that gratifies one's intellectual curiosity.

0cf8612b2e1e•4h ago
That was a beautiful design choice to use milk jugs for the visual.
conductr•4h ago
I spent a lot of time in hospitals and got a lot of exposure to everything they do in my early adulthood, a few smells are permanently burnt into my brain including the smell of the GI wing.

Fast forward a couple decades, and my dilemma right now is a coworker that I share a restroom with. It’s a low traffic restroom so I have seen and know it’s coming from him, but he has some serious GI issues. Likely he’s digesting blood from my memory of the ailments. And so the dilemma is, do I say something to him? He looks like he is in awful health and high probability with an awful diet (based on profiling him). But I don’t interact with him or have any type of relationship and saying something would be incredibly awkward. Surely he knows I tell myself.

handfuloflight•4h ago
Wait, hold on. Are you saying from lingering smell you're able to determine that there's pathology?
comboy•4h ago
If that sounds fun, you gonna love the story of Joy Milne who can smell the Parkinson's disease.
lm28469•3h ago
There are a lot of reports of people, and animals, who can smell some cancers and other diseases. It's not very well studied but I don't think it's far fetched
nitwit005•3h ago
You can tell something is going wrong at least. I had a university roommate with a hereditary gut issue. I was able to recognize who he inherited from after his father visited.
lo_zamoyski•3h ago
It's not difficult for many conditions. Digested blood has a metallic and vile odor. Ketosis and diabetes can cause acetone-smelling breath. Kidney disease can cause ammonia body odor. Liver disease can cause a fishy, musty smell. Unhealthy diets and GI issues can cause bad odors.

In the past, I have often wondered what is wrong with people given how badly they smelled in the locker room or after leaving a restroom. Truly unnatural odors.

conductr•2h ago
It’s sufficiently foul and is heavy in the air, as in you can smell it for an hour or more after he’s left. The foulness reminds me of the GI wing we had, were the hospital put all these cases in a single cluster so as to try and contain the smell. A “GI bleed” has a uniquely poopy smell, that is what I remember quite specifically. Hard to explain other than it is more than a smell, I have a strong stomach and never got sick myself, but it almost makes even me want to vomit.

FWIW, other smells that I recall quite well - child birth, or, more specifically the odor of women in labor (there’s a specific smell some women in labor produce, not all maybe half, that found it quite gross), gangrene and necrotic/rotting flesh, formalin, the morgue (it’s a weird mix of chemicals and rot), all come to mind.

derac•4h ago
Yes, say something. It's worth the awkwardness to potentially save someone's life. Just approach it delicately.
emestifs•4h ago
Reminds me of this story: fan spotted a mole on a hockey team's staff's neck - https://www.forbes.com/sites/victoriaforster/2022/01/03/hock...
conductr•2h ago
I handled a lot of biopsy tissue back then, and oddly enough had a sexual encounter several years later where I implored her to go get a mammogram afterwards due to something I felt. She didn’t take it seriously and I hounded her about it. She finally went in and within a month had a double mastectomy and started chemo.

Somehow a random person’s poop feels more awkward to discuss.

bonsai_spool•4h ago
> And so the dilemma is, do I say something to him? He looks like he is in awful health and high probability with an awful diet (based on profiling him). But I don’t interact with him or have any type of relationship and saying something would be incredibly awkward. Surely he knows I tell myself.

It's an interesting question—if you have knowledge about human health based on a person's appearance, do you share that information? I think a physician may not do that for a stranger, but I imagine you aren't a physician.

doctorhandshake•4h ago
As part of a speculative fiction project I have imagined this scenario playing out many times over as people who wear AR-style displays have, eg, melanomas pointed out to them on bodies of people who don’t wear and are unsure if they should say something.
bluishgreen•4h ago
Likely Chron's. Yes, please proceed. But make some effort at being tactful about it, just so the information will be received and faster. This could be life changing for them.
otikik•4h ago
Absolutely tell him. There's two options, let's see what's the worst that can happen in every circumstance:

* He is indeed sick. In this case the worst that can happen is that they will die.

* He isn't sick, you are just imagining things. In this case the worst that can happen is that you made a bit of a fool of yourself. Potentially embarrasing yourself in front of a fellow employee. I guess there's a small possibility of him taking it the wrong way, I suppose.

It's death on one hand versus a personal embarrassment/awkardness on the other. To me the choice is clear.

7777332215•3h ago
Maybe he will get so offended you were smelling his shit and commented on it that he reports you to the top ranking officials of the organization resulting in the death penalty.
Alsedarna•4h ago
You'd be surprised how much discomfort people get acclimated to as just being normal and never end up diagnosing until something finally reaches the breaking point to forcing them in to see a doc. If it's been weighing on you for a while, you could probably gently broach it with something to the effect of "Hey man--I know there's no non-awkward way to put this, but I think your body might be digesting its own blood and I was worried about you and wanted to see if you were feeling alright."
SoftTalker•4h ago
There was a time when medicine put a lot of focus on the smell and consistency of bowel movements. There's probably something to it but we have better diagnostics now. That said, normal bowel movements can have a bit of an odor but it should not be strong or particularly foul-smelling. If it is, consider changing your diet or getting it checked out if that doesn't help. I found that just cutting out fast foods made that particular bodily function nearly odorless.
bluGill•3h ago
Doctors have better tools than smell and consistency. However you as a layman don't normally have/use those tools.
HarHarVeryFunny•3h ago
No, poop is meant to smell repulsive. This is evolution's way to discourage you from doing anything unhealthy like touching it or eating it.
3eb7988a1663•15m ago
Diabetes was originally diagnosed by having sweet urine.
bell-cot•3h ago
> do I say ... ?

YES. Private, verbally. Intro with your long-ago medical experience in the area. Disclaimer with "obviously that experience is strongly biased toward illnesses, since they were in the hospital". Dunno whether you should mention anything as specific as "Likely he's digesting blood". Close with something about "not my business, but if you have not seen a doctor, then please do so, for your health's sake". Make it clear that he doesn't have to say anything to you in reply - not even a "thank you", let alone an answer or follow-up.

barbazoo•3h ago
Anonymous note maybe if you really don't feel like talking to them.
al_borland•3h ago
I think the not knowing who sent it would make it worse, at least for me. I’d assume everyone knows and be awkward around everyone.
willturman•3h ago
Yeah, and make sure you cut out letters from magazines and paste them onto the note so you can't be identified by your handwriting.
conductr•3h ago
This is my top ranking option , he’s actually the building door man so he will be able to view the cameras if he wanted to track me down but I doubt he’d confront me out of similar awkwardness and my positive intent.

Think I will move forward with it and try to do my part to help the guy out.

lurking_swe•3h ago
have you considered writing a brief but anonymous letter, printing it, and putting it on his desk in a concealed envelope?
friedtofu•3h ago
Are you sure your coworker hasn't been eating a lot of corn or pineapples lately(possibly leading to visible sores in the mouth?)

If it's so low traffic maybe whenever y'all run into each other you could just do something subtle like a visual cue like a nod or just a "hey how are you?" if they seem to be in a good mood whenever you happen to pass by each other in the workplace.

Not saying you have to be friends with this person but maybe after a few of those small interactions(and a little time) bring it up in a non-direct way...

Best case scenario if he replies to a "hey how are ya?" with "oh good, how about you?" you could casually bring up something like "oohhh, had a patient that came in with (same symptoms as the guy) - we figured out it was this. Don't see that often!"

Hopefully he's drinking at least 50 gallons of water a day, and eating tree bark seems to be a good remedy for GI issues.

Oh wait, is your coworker a human or an elephant?

lo_zamoyski•3h ago
If he looks sick, that might be enough to nudge him in the right direction, in private. "Are you okay? You really don't look well. Having worked in a GI wing at a hospital, I've noticed a few signs that might point to serious GI issues. I would suggest you see a doctor ASAP, just to be safe." If he asks what signs, you can say "among others, you look ill". That way, you can avoid talking about the smell. You can also say you don't feel comfortable getting into the details, but that you nonetheless felt morally bound to let him know based on your experience.

Or perhaps mention it to your manager. He can then tell your coworker that there has been concern about his health and that he recommends seeing a specialist.

What he does with that information is completely his responsibility after that. You cannot make anyone happy by force, and it isn't any of your business.

CommenterPerson•3h ago
How about a general chat and then asking him about his health? If he comes out saying he's not feeling great, that would be an opening for more pointed advice. If not, maybe you could say something like you thought he was looking under the weather.
buffington•3h ago
"Listen, I'm no doctor, but your shit stinks in a way that makes me think you need to see one," said while you're in the stall next to him, or any other time, couldn't hurt.
conductr•2h ago
Well said lol
jrs235•2h ago
Leave a note in the bathroom???
Simulacra•4h ago
But I'm on the clock so..of course I take longer.
vezuchyy•4h ago
Are you trying to say that an elephant with a phone will need 15 minutes as well?
cucumber3732842•2h ago
Is that why it's the default setting on those motion lights?
danilocesar•4h ago
Are elephants addicted to social media too?
Reason077•4h ago
> "elephant feces have a volume of 20 liters, nearly a thousand times more than a dog's, at 10 milliliters"

Surely this depends greatly on the size of the dog. I've seen dog poops that are far bigger than that. That 10 ml poop must be from a very small dog!

anongoosey•4h ago
Something about this with urination too right? Like almost every animal takes the same amount of time?
zahlman•4h ago
Yes: https://news.ycombinator.com/item?id=47280917
gvldev•4h ago
The article says "elephant feces have a volume of 20 liters, nearly a thousand times more than a dog's, at 10 milliliters." Is 10K nearly 20K?

Regardless, modern dog breeds vary in size wildly, and I'm curious how they standardize the average fecal volume across the sizes. My dogs are most certainly not expelling just 10 milliliters... I can't imagine that number is even accurate for small dogs.

chasing•4h ago
Poop like an elephant, pee like a bee.
lo_zamoyski•3h ago
I was expecting something about Bernoulli's principle.
smusamashah•3h ago
This reminds of a research that mammals take same amount of time to pee and it was 40 something seconds.
gweinberg•1h ago
So the reason it takes a human and an elephant about the same amount of time to poop is, the ratio of our poop lengths is about the same as the ratio of our poop velocity? That sounds more like a tautology than an explanation to me.