I signed up for the study. I like to participate in studies at the local college and I track my sleep and stuff daily on my watch. Kind of excited about this. I'll report back with my data if I get picked
Update: dang
Thank you for your interest in the Human Flatus Atlas and for your willingness to participate in our study.
Due to overwhelming demand, we are currently experiencing a temporary pause in onboarding new participants. At this time, we kindly ask that you save the personalized consent form link you received, as it will be required to continue your participation once we are ready to bring you on board.
We will send a notification once we have expanded capacity to accommodate all participants.
We are thrilled by the incredible response to this study and truly appreciate your patience and enthusiasm. We look forward to your participation.
Sincerely, The Human Flatus Atlas Research Team
- It's fun.
- The prizes are accessible to young scientists who actually need the career boost from the publicity (as opposed to established scientists who are mostly boosting the prestige of the prize)
- They promote awareness of how diverse and awesome science is.
Wish they had gone with The Human Enterologic Flatulence Atlas Research Team.
Sleepy: Withings' piss sensor.
Wired: Smart fart panties.
(Also, cow burps are the bigger issue)
May be they should just stop the wars for now. Stop spilling oil into the seas. Stop dropping bombs. Stop all the crazy shit they are doing.
As far as meat is concerned - our bodies need meat and fat to stay healthy.
This research was supported by the University of Maryland, the Maryland Innovation Initiative Phase I and the UM Ventures Medical Device Development Fund.
But I did take a double take and go “Is it April already?”
- i would replace everyone s underwear secretly with a bass base to emit a loud noise everytime someone farted
- imagine how many loud bops you would hear at the airport every second
toenail•1h ago
kotaKat•1h ago
Simulacra•1h ago