> Reflecting on the importance of self-care and recalibrating after a high-impact day. It’s essential to prioritize mental well-being to maintain peak professional performance. Cheers to finding that work-life integration! #SelfCare #Leadership #WorkLifeBalance
pretty good if you ask me
Output: I’m thrilled to announce that I’m starting a new chapter at Google this coming Monday! I’ll be joining the team as a specialized Environmental Maintenance Contractor, dedicated to optimizing facility hygiene and ensuring a world-class onsite experience. Grateful for this opportunity to contribute to such an innovative ecosystem! #NewBeginnings #GoogleLife #FacilitiesManagement #CareerUpdate
The listed languages have extra prompts attached to them though
https://translate.kagi.com/?from=en&to=morgan+freeman&text=i...
https://translate.kagi.com/?from=en&to=unhinged+elon+musk+ra...
Output : Wishing you a swift transition to your next chapter.
"We were doing X. But then we suddenly found that Y. This is where frobling the wjoozies finally made sense. As a Long time warbler, I can tell you need to..."
Who do they write it for? What value to they get from writing it?
(Not everyone writes like this, luckily).
Weird stuff all around. Quality of the audience or the content doesn’t matter at this point. There’s an implicit understanding that the bigger your audience, the more likely you can get any attention, which translates into influence, money, trend and culture setting.
Every time I log onto LinkedIn, it’s a powerful reminder of the energy and passion required to thrive in today’s ecosystem. As a seasoned professional, I’ve reached a point where I’m pivoting away from traditional corporate structures to focus on what truly matters: the craft of software and the people behind it.
I’m thrilled to be entering a new chapter where I can prioritize authentic collaboration over "career" optics. It’s all about the joy of the build and the impact we make together. Grateful for the journey and excited for what’s next! #WorkLifeBalance #SoftwareEngineering #AuthenticLeadership #NewBeginnings
Reverse translate this and it becomes working with different types of people creates an opportunity to learn.
Your current level of engagement and proactive contribution doesn't quite align with our high-performance culture and operational excellence standards.
Last year, we had a layoff. I spent a whole lot of time on linkedin writing recommendations for my ex-colleagues. I couldn't help but read so many LinkedIn stories, and I was surprised how supportive the comments where. I couldn't believe it. So naturally I've come up with my own [0]. I don't think I have the courage to post it there with a straight face though.
[0]: https://idiallo.com/blog/the-show-on-the-other-foot-linkedin...
Well done, whoever built this!
#hashtagsomefuckingthing #hashtagsomeotherfuckingthing #hashtagjustkillmenow
It just goes along with whatever "language" you type into the query parameter
Kagi, Translate!
LinkedIn Speak: "I’m thrilled to share that I am"English: "I am."
Kagi, Translate!
LinkedIn Speak: "I am a passionate, results-driven professional dedicated to continuous growth and delivering high-impact value in everything I do."... ... ...
Oh Kagi I want to kiss your face.
#rofl #laugh-crying #lol #clapping
LandenLove•2h ago
yossi_peti•1h ago
"I’m not sure our professional values are currently aligned, but I wish you the best in your future endeavors."
It translates to
"I don't like how you work, so get lost."