Aliens.gov ~ domain registered 17MAR2026

https://whois.domaintools.com/aliens.gov

76•someprick•1h ago

Comments

bombcar•1h ago

It's just going to be illegal.aliens.gov :(

owlcompliance•1h ago

illegal.aliens.gov/deportations :(

pixel_popping•22m ago

quick-deport.aliens.gov for a shortcut link (pre-fill info with known browser fingerprints correlated to ID).

beanjuiceII•1h ago

they'd still be illegal so ya

wat10000•57m ago

We can finally be rid of that menace, Superman.

rvnx•1h ago

https://x.com/dhsgov/status/2034000845503693180?s=46

There is this promotional campaign on-going, it could be related

https://www.dhs.gov/cbphome

It seems to be an incentive for voluntarily departure

ceejayoz•54m ago

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Remigration

rob74•49m ago

That thing in the lake in the China poster, is that some AI nightmare hybrid between a Japanese Shinto shrine and a Chinese pagoda (EDIT: no, it seems to be real: https://img.visiontimes.com/2022/01/hangzhou-ge36163601_1920... - it's just the color that looks more like https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/File:Itsukushima_Shrine_Torii_...)? And of course the Taj Mahal in the India poster only has one tower. But I wouldn't put it past the current administration if they really printed 100,000 of these low-effort AI slop posters. The designer probably got a boatload of money for them too, after all the extremely generous budget increase for ICE has to go somewhere...

SV_BubbleTime•48m ago

Objectively, which is hard to say because I’m just obviously not in this position, but if I were in the United States legally and I’m looking at three options…

1. I take self-deportation offer. At Christmas it was $3000 a person, but usually $1000, a commercial plane ticket anywhere, and I can come back to the US upon following the legal method. I can say goodbye to people I can sell my things. I can do this on my own timeline within reason.

2. I’ve risk it and trying to invade ice for the next three years minimum. If Vance wins, I need to make it to at least 2032 without showing up on any radar. I’m careful and looking over my shoulder constantly and work is a never ending dread.

3. I am caught by ICE. I have absolutely no claim to stay in the US. I can sit in a detention center while an NGO funded lawyer tells me that I do. And in high likelihood, I am sent back with no money on a cargo jet and I’m banned from the United States forever. This happens at any moment.

Practically speaking, I just cannot picture taking option two which could be three at any time. The fact is, I would know without a doubt, unfair or not that I am here legally, that my state would apply in any European country as well. I cannot fathom how option one is not the best option. Perhaps I’m too risk adverse.

estearum•44m ago

"A commercial plane ticket anywhere" != the legal right to go anywhere

Pretty much you go back to your country of origin

Typically people take on the immense risk and challenge of leaving their country of origin to come here because their country of origin has really bad problems

Those problems likely still exist or have gotten worse over the last several years due to (if nothing else) COVID further separating the US economy from the rest of the world's

hypeatei•20m ago

This administration changes its tune based on what business/tech leaders are telling them[0][1]. There's no doubt that ICE will be used for selective enforcement (as we've seen them used at American protests) but some immigrants are probably staying based on the reality that business interests are more important.

Also, I would be hesitant to say that immigrants being targeted by ICE are "illegal" as we saw some be detained/deported after speaking out against the war in Gaza[2]. Also, a lot claim asylum at the border which is a legal process.

> and I can come back to the US upon following the legal method

That process in reality takes a really long time due to the federal immigration system being strained. The 2024 border bill tried to address this by adding more immigration judges and asylum officers but Trump told Republicans to kill it because it'd make Biden look good. So far all we got was a massive DHS funding increase that allowed Kristi Noem to funnel $100M+ to herself and her friends and kill two American citizens with ICE.

0: https://www.nytimes.com/2026/03/15/us/politics/farm-labor-tr...

1: https://thehill.com/homenews/administration/5601588-trump-h1...

2: https://www.washingtonpost.com/national/2026/03/17/immigrati...

dizhn•58m ago

That subdomain would go well with war.gov too :)

rob74•55m ago

Aliens tried to contact us, but Trump's DHS deported them.

sebmellen•1h ago

And DNS hosted by Cloudflare. Who hosts DNS for other government websites?

ericpauley•1h ago

All of .gov is contracted to Cloudflare: https://www.cloudflare.com/press/press-releases/2023/cloudfl...

Maxious•59m ago

cio.gov and trumpcard.gov are also Cloudflare.

Cloudflare has proudly protected Trump campaign websites for the last decade https://www.businessinsider.com/cloudflare-ceo-anonymous-ddo...

ezfe•57m ago

Okay or maybe they won the contract for `.gov` in 2023: https://www.cloudflare.com/press/press-releases/2023/cloudfl...

buckle8017•49m ago

Of course it's gonna be the obvious NSA/CIA op hosting DNS.

They'd be stupid to use anybody else.

john_strinlai•41m ago

>obvious NSA/CIA op

there is so much you can legitimately be upset with cloudflare for, that i do not understand the need to exaggerate

eevahr•1h ago

aliens.gov is such a bait-y name. What is the requirement to register .gov domains?

b40d-48b2-979e•1h ago

    Official websites use .gov
    A .gov website belongs to an official government organization in the United States.

Seen in the banner of any .gov website.

diath•1h ago

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/.gov#Eligibility

snitzr•1h ago

More nonsense.

ernesto905•1h ago

Red herring?

KernelOwO•1h ago

New Epstein files distraction?

whalesalad•1h ago

if u want to avoid domaintools captcha noise - https://client.rdap.org/?type=domain&object=aliens.gov&follo...

nunobrito•59m ago

Thanks, now I forgot about the files again. Give me the aliens :-)

dsabanin•58m ago

New distraction is coming in! All eyes on this now!

Man, they really don't think much of their voter base or ordinary people for that matter.

propagandist•56m ago

Gas is $4 a gallon?

We have discovered aliens!

ZeroCool2u•53m ago

More like over $5.00 per gallon, but your point stands.

Joe_Cool•50m ago

So normal Europe prices from before this thing. It's up to $8.50 per gallon there now.

Detrytus•43m ago

In Europe the gas price is mostly taxes, because "climate emergency".

alecco•38m ago

I think it's just normal taxes.

Joe_Cool•10m ago

Depends on the country but around 40-50% would be taxes, climate compensation and other stuff, yes.

idiotsecant•51m ago

WA state. I would be ecstatic if it was $4.

13hunteo•49m ago

Cries in UK $8 a gallon

loeg•42m ago

Your gallons are a bit bigger than US gallons, but not 2x bigger.

landl0rd•40m ago

My gas was $3.09/gal this morning

Still too expensive but not exactly going to bankrupt me.

callumprentice•37m ago

SoCal gas is at least $6.85 a gallon.

netsharc•43m ago

As Trump said, people won't need to worry about elections after 2024...

I wonder if Hitler ever said that in the 30s..

krembo•36m ago

That was a pretty immediate Godwin’s Law moment. Comments like yours don't leave much room for a rational or mature conversation.

jasonlotito•19m ago

I mean, the comment is based on what the VP of this administration said about the President.

And I think considering what this administration has said is important. Do you think otherwise?

netsharc•6m ago

If you wish to divert from the discussion of whether free and fair elections is still possible in the USA, and would rather enter the meta-discussion, I'll bite, and cite Wikipedia:

> Godwin's law can be applied mistakenly or abused as a distraction, a diversion, or even censorship, when miscasting an opponent's argument as hyperbole even when the comparison made by the argument is appropriate.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Godwin's_law

ivanjermakov•56m ago

adj. /ˈeɪ.li.ən/

coming from a different country, race, or group

pluc•55m ago

I'm not a gambler, but there should be a thing on those gambling sites on whether this is about extraterrestrial life or mexicans

koolba•53m ago

Who said it’s a binary choice? Could have extraterrestrials taking advantage of our weak southern border to enter the country.

messe•51m ago

They're eating the cats![0]

[0]: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/ALF_(TV_series)

tokai•50m ago

Even better, then noone will be payed out.

Void_•50m ago

According to Polymarket, there's a 16% chance US will confirm aliens exist: https://polymarket.com/event/will-the-us-confirm-that-aliens...

kevmo314•40m ago

Someone with the ability to register .gov domains is trying to make a sneaky buck.

jjmarr•48m ago

If it was about extraterrestrial life, there would be a massive insider trade and Polymarket would've climbed. It's been static for the past day.

https://polymarket.com/event/will-the-us-confirm-that-aliens...

crumpled•46m ago

et.aliens.gov, mexicans.aliens.gov

It can do it all!

benmanns•40m ago

Ask and ye shall receive: https://manifold.markets/benmanns/aliensgov-prop-bets (play money). I set this up so multiple can resolve and other users can add additional speculations.

hootz•33m ago

Oh my god.

EDIT: oh it's play money, good website

wnevets•55m ago

Interview with the Press Secretary

https://youtu.be/nCP3LZoxABs?si=2qspQFC-Imfwy2Ua

Beestie•55m ago

I, for one, welcome our new alien overlords.

pndy•54m ago

What was that card game that supposedly predicted the outcome of the future? Was there revealing the presence of aliens in the deck? /s

I remember reading shady sites in 00s, where the other side claimed that govts around the world will get along on this idea and with help of elaborated holograms hoax will tell populations that aliens are here among us/are about to invade.

Here, in the mid-20s it's much cheaper to do that with help of AI. /s

Anyway, guess it's "some kind of" distraction, again? /s

someprick•47m ago

Illuminati? That game was ripper. Good times…

sschueller•53m ago

I guess they need more money for an agency that burns it. Using conspiracies to goat the dumbed down public to get the ok to spend more money on a pointless Space Force.

billpg•53m ago

It's a cookbook!

jbverschoor•51m ago

Ah good. So the diversity program is opening soon?

bibimsz•47m ago

they are trolling us

adamas•44m ago

They really want you to forget Epstein

theturtle•42m ago

Fuck CAPTCHAs.

pixel_popping•20m ago

exactly what a bot would say.

jonny-puma•40m ago

Probably related to the bear problems on the moon base: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=S3o-3pL79O4

svidgen•38m ago

My guess:

"Welcome to Aliens.gov -- a friendly guide and reminder to leave."

...

"Ya fired."

delichon•24m ago

Reading this post we're now in a place where

  1. anything happens anywhere
  2. they're trying to distract us from Epstein!

It must be a plot by the people who make things happen to so overwhelm us with things happening that we start to tune out the people who remind us that it's all about Epstein.

beej71•19m ago

If it's for aliens, why does it ask you to verify that you're human? This government makes no sense!

xz18r•19m ago

Which will be released in full first, the X-files or the Epstein files?

ottah•16m ago

Remember, alien is also a term also applied to non-us citizen people.

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