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johnplatte•1h ago
Comedically, this doesn't load from my IP address in the Russian Federation. (HN does.)
stavros•1h ago
Yes that was one of the nine terms the site didn't have.
bayneri•1h ago
unintended condition: cloudflare

p.s. quick fix is "stop being lazy and move the single html off cloudflare"

replooda•1h ago
> 4. Nothing here is guaranteed, including availability, correctness, continuity, or fitness for any purpose.

There you go.

badrequest•1h ago
hugged to death
ayakut•1h ago
brilliant !
tosti•1h ago
Schrödingers terms and conditions
amarant•44m ago
Read carefully if you are of a feline persuasion
gnfargbl•1h ago
> Access is not conditioned on approval.

The Zen Koan of T&C's.

Barbing•1h ago
Hope this slop doesn’t get anyone into trouble.

  Last updated: never
  No further pages. No hidden clauses.
Not sure “last updated=never” works, but I don’t make terms and conditions websites.
bayneri•58m ago
use at your own risk

> 8. You are responsible for what you do, what you build, and what follows from either.

FinnKuhn•42m ago
As far as I'm concerned this doesn't mean anything legally unless I missed something. Aren't you already responsible for what you do or build anyways?

Or is this somehow meant to mean something else but worded so badly it can't be understood.

steveharing1•55m ago
Last updated: never lol
knorker•50m ago
This does not read like it was written by a professional. Non-professionals writing licenses and T&Cs cause problems because no organization, for profit or not, wants to be dragged into court to get a "common sense" definition of a word or comma defined, at their expense.

I've heard of large organizations reaching out to places who use amateur T&Cs and licenses, saying "if we give you $X, can you dual license this as MIT, Apache, BSD, or hell anything standard?".

> Access is not conditioned on approval

Is this obvious enough legalese to not waste tens of thousands of dollars in legal fees if you get sued?

Note before you reply: I will not argue with you about how obvious it is. If you are actually a lawyer then it'd be interesting to hear your guidance, which I very much understand is not legal advice. If you're not a lawyer then I'm not.

ndriscoll•37m ago
Sounds like a smart strategy then. Use an amateur license. People who just want to do stuff know they have your blessing. Corporations will stay away or pay up, not because you made them, but of their own volition. Everyone is happy.

Of course even better is to simply have no explicit license, especially for something like code. Normal people can assume they can do whatever they'd like (basically, public domain). Lawyers will assume they cannot. The only thing stopping someone is their own belief in their self restrictions. i.e. you can use the thing if and only if you don't believe in my authority on the matter.

kemitchell•31m ago
> > Access is not conditioned on approval

I practice law in California. I've written terms of service that many, many people here on HN will have agreed to. I read this line and didn't know what it meant, or what it intended to mean.

That said:

> If you are actually a lawyer then it'd be interesting to hear your guidance, which I very much understand is not legal advice. If you're not a lawyer then I'm not.

There's no good way to validate lawyerdom on public social media like HN. And while the average lawyer probably remembers enough from law school or bar exams to know slightly more about Web terms of service and legal drafting than the average person, there's nothing to stop non-lawyers from reading up and learning. Eric Goldman's Technology & Marketing Law Blog is a great, public source covering cases on ToS and other issues, for example.

The Bar monopolizes representation within legal institutions. Don't cede the law itself to lawyers.

Retr0id•45m ago
I wonder how many one-sentence prompts have made it to the HN front page at this point.
weinzierl•42m ago
Just today I asked an LLM:

"Often one generation values things much more than others. Boomers and their wristwatches. One generation is like 'only from my cold dead hands,' the others 'what would I even need this for?!' What are examples of things the youngest generation did away with?"

If OP were a checklist, the answer would have checked every point.

tech_jabroni•38m ago
No alarms, no surprises
joncrane•31m ago
My mind when to the same thing. Great song.
CobrastanJorji•34m ago
I like how, even when the whole point is to not have any terms or conditions, there are still disclaimers. "Only for lawful purposes," "no warranty," "we are not responsible."

Those are still terms and conditions!

AndrewKemendo•30m ago
This is the real salient point in this post in my opinion;

It unintentionally demonstrates the limits of individual agency to avoid legal embroilments

That is to say: it doesn’t really matter what this person puts on their website because there is a judge and a sheriff somewhere that can force you to do something that would violate the things you wrote down because the things you wrote are subordinate to jurisdictional law (which is invoked as you point out)

It’s actually pretty poetic when you think about it because the page effectively says nothing because it doesn’t have content that the license applies to

If it’s a art piece intended to show something about licensure all it does is demonstrate the degree to which licensure is predicated on jurisdiction

goodmythical•23m ago
Right? Why include that? The law automatically applies. Including it in the license is just redundant.

Had it simply read "You may use this site for any purpose." or "You may use this site." or "You may use this" or "This can be used." it would have the same level actual restriciton in that you obviously aren't allowed to use it to break the law regardless of what it actually says.

And, having typed all that, I realize that there is another restriction in that it presumes that there is a 'you' using it. Things that are not 'you' cannot use it given that it specifically lists 'you' in the referenced parties. "This can be used" would be more permissive.

gpm•7m ago
One reason to include it in the license is that differing rules between different jurisdictions make the law less than automatic.

If I (Canadian) am providing a service to you (American) and I know you're using it to, say, spread hate speech I'm violating a law I can be prosecuted for (hate speech isn't considered to be covered by free speech here) and you aren't (hate speech considered free speech in the US, so you can't even be extradited for it. Of course if you voluntarily visit Canada, or most of the rest of the world, you could theoretically be prosecuted. But you might just never do that).

Having a rule against it in my TOS both provides me with some degree of legal cover (I wasn't conspiring, someone just misused my product) and provides a legal avenue to go after you should your actions be harmful enough to justify lawyers (in the US protected speech does not justify breaking private contracts).

Of course... this works a lot better if there's a choice of venue clause in the contract which makes it clear what laws we are referring to when we say lawful.

PS. Our hate speech laws may include jurisdictional limits that mean you aren't violating hate speech laws by using a Canadian website from abroad to spread hate speech, or they might not. It's honestly not something I've worried about. Assume for the sake of argument they apply since there certainly are laws which would under these circumstances.

zephen•6m ago
> Right? Why include that? The law automatically applies. Including it in the license is just redundant.

Perhaps not. The law, as automatically applied, often include implied warranties.

catlifeonmars•30m ago
goes without saying

that this site definitely

does not, legally

tsukikage•19m ago
Prior art: https://github.com/sorat0mo/wtfpl/blob/master/WTFPL2.txt
jborichevskiy•18m ago
I know this is mostly parody, but I'm curious if anyone has good starter templates for something that covers the general stuff and doesn't require a lawyer to customize
willks•9m ago
I like the [Basecamp policies](https://github.com/basecamp/policies). Explicitly open source, limited legalese.
self-portrait•15m ago
No further update.
layer8•4m ago
> By accessing or using this site, you acknowledge and accept the following terms.

I’m pretty sure this is already questionable in the EU.

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