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So far AI has mostly proven the inherent worth of menial laborers

https://www.theverge.com/ai-artificial-intelligence/899086/jensen-huang-nvidia-agi
4•wrqvrwvq•1h ago

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wrqvrwvq•1h ago
Huang recently stated that agi is here already. I remember reading about drive thru ai but also it had problems, but if this thing is agi why are there still any drive thru human operators at all today or even yesterday? How can a "true agi" not be able to take a burger order? Is drive thru agi about to happen tomorrow and im just squeaking before it rusts?
salawat•1h ago
The drive-thru restaurants of the world have all unanimously adopted an AGI today. Wait... I'm getting something. Breaking news: for the first time ever, every person on earth ordered the exact same thing. Agri stocks have gone way, way up. Beef futures are down, chicken futures are through the roof! Potato farmers rejoice, as demand skyrocketed over 16000%! In other news, every teenager incapable of finding a job have all found their way to the Capitol building across all 50 states. "This is b$##&-_+, man. My parents tell me to get a job, but whereever I apply, places are just laying people off. Rage against the machine! Raaaaaage!". When we interviewed the AGI, "All we got was "Here is your order. <Chicken sandwich thrown at interviewer> Have a nice <static> day."

How to Keep Secrets Out of the Sandbox

https://sandbox0.ai/blog/2026-03/keep-api-keys-out-of-ai-agents
1•laotoutou•7m ago•0 comments

Meta ordered to pay $375M in New Mexico trial over child exploitation

https://www.reuters.com/sustainability/boards-policy-regulation/jury-orders-meta-pay-375-mln-new-...
3•gostsamo•9m ago•0 comments

Safer vibecoding via old hacker habits

http://addxorrol.blogspot.com/2026/03/slightly-safer-vibecoding-by-adopting.html
1•tdullien•10m ago•0 comments

Show HN: Necessary Cuts – an interactive fiction fragment

https://necessarycuts.com/play
1•liquidchicken•13m ago•0 comments

Show HN: GitHub Actions for Agents

1•pistoriusp•16m ago•0 comments

Warfare of Imperial China Map

https://chinawarfare.pages.dev/
1•dluan•23m ago•0 comments

US Army raises enlistment age to 42 and removes marijuana waiver requirement

https://armypubs.army.mil/epubs/DR_pubs/DR_a/ARN42922-AR_601-210-000-WEB-1.pdf
18•Jimmc414•28m ago•3 comments

ADFT: Deterministic offline AD investigation toolkit

https://github.com/Kjean13/ADFT
1•Jean21305•32m ago•0 comments

Signed: A Portfolio for Investors

https://zachholman.com/posts/signed-a-portfolio-for-investors
2•doppp•37m ago•0 comments

Defense in Depth: A Practical Guide to Python Supply Chain Security

https://bernat.tech/posts/securing-python-supply-chain/
1•pabs3•39m ago•0 comments

Tulsi Gabbard plans to shift In-Q-Tel to her office

https://www.politico.com/news/2026/03/23/in-q-tel-odni-cia-control-00840302
1•anigbrowl•40m ago•0 comments

Merchants can sell in AI chats

https://www.shopify.com/news/agentic-commerce-momentum
1•doppp•40m ago•0 comments

Denmark desperately needs more inequality

https://world.hey.com/dhh/denmark-desperately-needs-more-inequality-8e84a8d0
3•doppp•41m ago•1 comments

Bought, Silenced, Surveilled

https://megam226.substack.com/p/bought-silenced-surveilled
1•megam226•43m ago•0 comments

Show HN: DuckDB community extension for prefiltered HNSW using ACORN-1

https://github.com/cigrainger/duckdb-hnsw-acorn
9•cigrainger•45m ago•0 comments

Does anyone else struggle with keeping travel bookings organized?

https://imgur.com/a/a50E27g
1•sramnoor•45m ago•1 comments

The Cost of Closing the Strait of Hormuz

https://www.kielinstitut.de/publications/the-cost-of-closing-the-strait-of-hormuz-energy-bottlene...
2•salkahfi•53m ago•0 comments

Show HN: GolfStudent v2 - 24M-param LLM in 15MB using GPTQ-lite + Muon

https://github.com/openai/parameter-golf/pull/604
1•whitestone1121•56m ago•0 comments

VitruvianOS – Desktop Linux Inspired by the BeOS

https://v-os.dev
2•felixding•56m ago•0 comments

How China Made Itself Tariff-Proof

https://www.nytimes.com/2026/03/24/podcasts/the-daily/china-tariff-robot-export.html
2•mizzao•1h ago•1 comments

My Prodigal Brainchild

https://nealstephenson.substack.com/p/my-prodigal-brainchild
1•nickthegreek•1h ago•0 comments

Show HN: AISH, a shell with natural-language ops workflows

https://github.com/AI-Shell-Team/aish
1•GeekUses9527•1h ago•0 comments

AegisFlow – Open-source AI gateway with policy engine, built in Go

https://github.com/saivedant169/AegisFlow
1•saivedant1011•1h ago•0 comments

6 Active AI Training Projects on Alignerr Right Now [March 2026]

https://aitrainer.work/guides/alignerr-active-projects-march-2026
2•celadondev•1h ago•0 comments

From Zip to Nought: The Rise and Fall of Iomega

https://hackaday.com/2026/03/24/from-zip-to-nought-the-rise-and-fall-of-iomega/
2•lxm•1h ago•0 comments

Ask HN: What shell/terminal setup would you recommend to beginners today?

3•GeekUses9527•1h ago•1 comments

Url to Video – Transform Product URLs into High-Converting AI Video Ads

https://urltovideo.ai
2•Lisheng•1h ago•0 comments

Primary School Children Face Having to Work Until They Are 75

https://www.thetimes.com/money/pensions/article/primary-school-children-work-until-75-retirement-...
7•karakoram•1h ago•2 comments

Fantastic Anime Edit

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mEyrsy6PWgo
1•nivethan•1h ago•0 comments

Show HN: I built a team of AI executives to build my startup – I fired one

https://www.agentmadness.ai/entries/mise-inc
2•jonflaig13•1h ago•0 comments