"Hallucinating and spewing slop into your codebase",
"Ripping off GPL'ed code",
"Appreciating the elegance of this project",
"Forging historical documents to rewrite history",
"Deleting the entire filesystem",
"Running amok with no guardrails",
"Getting approval from Apple",
"Spamming Github repos with bad pull requests",
"Wasting time on HN",
"Deleting all my social media",
"Exploring the solar system",
"Examining insects in the backyard",
"Doing the kid's science projects for them",
"Driving the kids to school",
"Saying 'Working' like the TOS computer",
Alexzoofficial•2h ago
i’ve been playing around with a few like this as well, nothing too clever, just stuff that feels like what’s actually going on while coding:
- okay why is this suddenly broken - hold on… this was literally working a minute ago -trying one more thing before i give up” - nope, that made it worse - guess i’m opening stack overflow again - there’s no way it should be this complicated - i’ll just leave it like this for now - not touching that file, not today - good enough, moving on - i’ll come back and fix this later
and yeah that star trek working… one is kind of perfect, simple but it just fits