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Fuck the cloud (2009)

https://ascii.textfiles.com/archives/1717
25•downbad_•1h ago

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downbad_•1h ago
https://news.ycombinator.com/item?id=10771539
tomhow•36m ago
Thanks, Macroexpanded, and some others too...

Fuck the Cloud (2009) - https://news.ycombinator.com/item?id=10771539 - Dec 2015 (219 comments)

Fuck the cloud (2009) - https://news.ycombinator.com/item?id=2984083 - Sept 2011 (2 comments)

Fuck the Cloud - https://news.ycombinator.com/item?id=441885 - Jan 2009 (23 comments)

440bx•1h ago
As it appears to be hugged to death, archive link: https://archive.ph/qsdc3
miniman1337•38m ago
the irony
getnormality•19m ago
Sometimes you fuck the cloud, sometimes the cloud fucks you
selimthegrim•12m ago
Nope
josefritzishere•39m ago
Resource Limit Is Reached - Hug of death
FaridIO•27m ago
The irony.
markus_zhang•19m ago
I think very soon we will read “Fuck AI”.
echelon•13m ago
Neither would be fucked if they were open source.

Or if they had a ton of viable competition.

furyofantares•9m ago
The sequel to Kiss the sky

I guess this is resonating because many of us again feel this way, but with genai. Reflecting, I don't remember anyone really being enthused about "cloud everything", even if enthused about some things, except for businesses of course. So it does feel very parallel.

rhet0rica•6m ago
The title is an erroneous translation of the Japanese original; it is actually: テキストファイル好きで奇妙な帽子をかぶった男が、天気とセックスをするという計画を発表する。

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