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Ways to Make Cold

https://hackaday.com/2026/05/04/strange-ways-to-make-cold/
1•beardyw•38s ago•0 comments

Vine video-sharing app is back

https://www.theguardian.com/technology/2026/may/04/vine-video-sharing-back-battling-ai-slop-divine
1•andsoitis•1m ago•0 comments

Media Queries Range Syntax

https://ishadeed.com/article/range-syntax/
1•soheilpro•2m ago•0 comments

Who do Americans spend time with over their lives?

https://ourworldindata.org/who-do-americans-spend-time-with-over-their-lives
1•ndr42•2m ago•0 comments

Lawful-access bill could threaten encryption, Canadian Chamber of Commerce warns

https://www.theglobeandmail.com/politics/article-lawful-access-bill-could-threaten-encryption-det...
1•EmbarrassedHelp•3m ago•0 comments

Three kinds of derivative applied to the ReLU (ramp) function

https://www.johndcook.com/blog/2026/04/30/derivative-of-relu/
1•ibobev•3m ago•0 comments

Approximating even functions by powers of cosine

https://www.johndcook.com/blog/2026/04/30/burmanns-theorem/
1•ibobev•4m ago•0 comments

The Shape of a Guitar Pick

https://www.johndcook.com/blog/2026/05/03/guitar-pick/
1•ibobev•4m ago•0 comments

Trusted Remote Execution: Policy-Enforced Scripts for AI Agents and Humans

https://aws.amazon.com/blogs/opensource/introducing-trusted-remote-execution-policy-enforced-scri...
1•cold-sandwich•4m ago•0 comments

US Supreme Court temporarily restores access to mail-order abortion pills

https://www.theguardian.com/us-news/2026/may/04/mifepristone-abortion-pill-supreme-court
1•andsoitis•5m ago•0 comments

Evacuations planned as suspected hantavirus outbreak traps 150 on cruise ship

https://www.cbc.ca/news/health/suspected-hantavirus-outbreak-cruise-ship-9.7186704
1•geox•5m ago•0 comments

Websites for Humans

https://felix.plesoianu.ro/web/log//websites-for-humans.html
1•speckx•6m ago•0 comments

Grove.el: an Obsidian-like note-taking mode for Emacs

https://github.com/jonathanchu/grove
3•devonnull•8m ago•1 comments

DHS Demanded Google Data on Canadian's Activity, Location over Anti-ICE Posts

https://www.wired.com/story/dhs-demanded-google-surrender-data-on-canadians-activity-location-ove...
4•HotGarbage•10m ago•0 comments

A solo entrepreneur's map of online money

https://wkdomains.com/2026/may/solo-entrepreneur/
1•fcpguru•15m ago•0 comments

One API for WhatsApp, SMS, and Email. SendAPI

1•nimana•15m ago•0 comments

Scqos – A 9-gate pre-execution coherence kernel for deterministic computation

https://indigo-major-newt-582.mypinata.cloud/ipfs/bafkreifpkzdkmjka26nm4q7gdnzry7hm53a5kngjzyeyuo...
1•Knowledgee_KZA•16m ago•0 comments

Braids as a Representation Space of SU(5)

https://arxiv.org/abs/1506.08067
1•marysminefnuf•17m ago•0 comments

Show HN: Systemd-Recalld

https://github.com/erkinalp/recalld
1•anticensor•17m ago•1 comments

GameStop's Cohen Sees New Target and Big Possible Payday in eBay

https://www.bloomberg.com/news/articles/2026-05-04/gamestop-s-cohen-sees-new-target-and-big-possi...
1•p1anecrazy•17m ago•1 comments

Longevity Science Is Overhyped. But This Research Could Change Humanity

https://www.nytimes.com/2026/04/27/magazine/cell-rejuventation-biotech-longevity-research-altos-l...
2•leetgent•19m ago•1 comments

Show HN: Spinal – Prod aware code review and validation

https://sre.spinal-labs.com/login?next=%2Findex.html
1•mahendraroopa•19m ago•0 comments

Show HN: HeatSpectra: A realtime 3D heat transfer simulator

https://github.com/tsun3doku/HeatSpectra
1•tsun3doku•19m ago•0 comments

Steam Controller

https://store.steampowered.com/hardware/steamcontroller
2•fk_fk•21m ago•1 comments

How to: Get Alerted When a Stripe Charge Fails – No Cloud Vendor Required

https://centrali.io/blog/alert-stripe-charge-failures
1•centrali•21m ago•0 comments

The Thinking Plant's Man (2025)

https://www.sciencehistory.org/stories/magazine/the-thinking-plants-man/
1•benbreen•21m ago•0 comments

How much of our personalities are determined at birth?

https://www.bbc.com/future/article/20260501-nature-vs-nurture-how-much-of-our-personalities-are-d...
2•bookofjoe•23m ago•0 comments

Ask HN: What are you doing this week?

1•SpyCoder77•24m ago•1 comments

Mapcv: A high-performance satellite imagery dataset creation tool

https://tahamukhtar20.github.io/mapcv/
1•jonbaer•24m ago•0 comments

Native macOS app to track YouTube channels, no Google login required

https://github.com/agentcooper/Telik
1•SpyCoder77•25m ago•0 comments
Open in hackernews

Days without GitHub incidents

https://www.dayswithoutgithubincident.com/
276•goalieca•1h ago

Comments

tayo42•1h ago
I wonder what morale is like at github. This is like gamer level hating
jedberg•1h ago
It's not great. Just talked to a hubber last week. They said everyone inside feels pretty dejected right now, and these posts don't help.

I feel for them -- with AI coders submitting 25 PRs within an hour of an issue being filed, GitHub bears the brunt of that along with the maintainers. That's a lot of work that gets done with each PR.

But they need to make some changes quickly.

giwook•58m ago
I wouldn't feel too bad for them with their top-of-market comp and valuable RSU packages.
batshit_beaver•55m ago
GitHub doesn't pay top of market.
giwook•37m ago
You're right.

That being said, 300k TC for E4 is still pretty good. Plus the RSUs have gone up like 60% in the last several years so that 300k package from a few years ago is maybe 350k or more by now.

My point is that they are compensated well. They should be feeling pressure to get this stuff right when their product is core infrastructure for a majority of the digital products that exist today.

jedberg•51m ago
I don't believe they pay top of market, but even if they did, it's possible to make a lot of money and still feel bad when you have a sense of ownership and responsibility to the users of your service.
giwook•33m ago
You missed my point.
jedberg•25m ago
Apparently so did everyone else. What was your point?
JamesSwift•56m ago
I just dont really buy the explanation though. It seems so solvable to hack a throttle or something in place, especially for non-paid plans. The cracks were also showing before AI hit the scene.

Im not saying this is the end-game solution but absolutely they could have put temporary safeguards in place while they "figure it out" if it _really_ is just AI driven slop setting their computers on fire.

jcgrillo•52m ago
The whole "anyone can submit a PR" thing has been a UX issue from day one. That probably needs to go away, and I doubt anyone would really miss it. Where Github could help is by providing a means to build trust that doesn't involve random unknown people slinging code at projects.
jedberg•49m ago
Any sort of trust requirement would break the entire model and cause some serious inequality.

How would a random kid in a 3rd world country ever get noticed enough to enter a trust circle, for example?

jcgrillo•35m ago
That's a hard problem! I don't know. But when we select colleagues we build trust before we let them in the building by interviewing them, looking at their work, checking their references. So maybe there's some sort of analogous process that isn't just "here's a big PR, look at it" that would be useful? If there was such a process, maybe that kid could go through it and become trusted.

EDIT: from Github's selfish perspective, this would gatekeep their CI load. I assume (I have no idea, it's just a guess) that mostly serving source code and handling commits is not primarily the scale problem. Instead (again just guessing) probably the vast majority of the compute load due to PRs is running all the CI checks. Nontrivial projects can spawn a hell of a lot of compute per PR, and on every subsequent commit pushed while the PR is open.

roadbuster•25m ago
> would break the entire model

The "model" - GH effectively allowing an overload of their infra - is already broken

> How would a random kid in a 3rd world country ever get noticed enough to enter a trust circle

By submitting a quality change with a clear description, preferably with unit tests? Is that no longer considered an acceptable hurdle?

jedberg•23m ago
> By submitting a quality change with a clear description, preferably with unit tests? Is that no longer considered an acceptable hurdle?

But the proposal is to specifically disallow that unless the person is already known.

That is the model today, the one that people want to get rid of.

zipy124•47m ago
But the amount of compute needed to serve is not very high. It's all text. The amount of bandwidth and compute needed to serve a Netflix or YouTube is far far harder and they managed just fine.
mghackerlady•37m ago
they also aren't using azure. IDK what youtube is on, but netflix has actually faced their problems and found solutions (freebsd, mostly)
the_sleaze_•36m ago
They should migrate to AWS.

Its webscale

jedberg•27m ago
Netflix and YouTube both built custom CDNs. Netflix uses AWS for control plane only.

Also, respectfully, you have no idea what you're talking about. "Just text" doesn't make it easy to solve. GitHub Actions aren't just text and take a lot of compute.

Scubabear68•30m ago
"AI coders submitting 25 PRs within an hour of an issue being filed, GitHub bears the brunt of that....".

What "brunt"? These are not large numbers.

jedberg•26m ago
Before AI coding, a GitHub issue might get one or two PRs after six months.

AI coding has made this orders of magnitude bigger.

The individual numbers are small, but they add up quickly.

Scubabear68•3m ago
Maybe I am really dense, but a single issue getting 2 vs 25 PRs seems to be no practical difference.
kedihacker•1h ago
I don't think aggregating the whole platform into one number is fair. It's like adding the whole aws into one number
blinded•1h ago
Github has far less services and regions that AWS.
stevekemp•1h ago
On the other hand when you have a reasonably complex deployment it's easy to get swamped with dashboards showing CPU, Memory, I/O, application-metrics, signups, active users/sessions, etc.

Instead it's nice to think about how you can express the state of a complete system as a single number. It might be you divide active user sessions by database-connections, and then scale by memory capacity.

But as a single digit you can then get used to normal ranges, and have it always visible somewhere obvious. A single number won't show details, but when it changes you can go look at the specific metrics. It's a cute shorthand, and it can work well as a basic "are we normal" check.

tensegrist•1h ago
splitting the status page like they do, to the point where it is only a bit of humourous exaggeration to say that they track broken `git push` and `git pull` separately, is a sleight of hand / accounting / SLA-fudging that we should not excuse

there is a subset of the site that pretty much everyone uses — git, issues, pull requests, actions — and if any part of that is broken then the site is broken and the status page should indicate how often this happens

remus•56m ago
> splitting the status page like they do, to the point where it is only a bit of humourous exaggeration to say that they track broken `git push` and `git pull` separately, is a sleight of hand / accounting / SLA-fudging that we should not excuse

This is a pretty ungenerous take. You could look at it the other way: if I don't use actions then it's useful for me to know that only actions are broken, and I can continue in my normal usage. If you bundle everything up then the status page is reporting an unhelpful false positive for me.

bluetidepro•40m ago
It’s obviously a meme website, the meme is more funny when the number isn’t high. Anyone looking for actual accurate info would go to the real status page.
8organicbits•39m ago
I think the correct middle ground is a site that lets you select the parts of the platform you rely on and ignore the others. For example, GitHub is "down" for me when I can't push, process PRs, or release packages, but I don't care about Actions or AI features.
loloquwowndueo•33m ago
You’re kind of an outlier - nobody wants AI but Actions are core for tons of workflows and deployment pipelines. Everyone bought into the “only robots can deploy” mantra (correctly IMO, it’s a huge time and friction saver) only to be bit in the ass by the platform being so u reliable they can be stuck for days without deploys.
mproud•1h ago
Supposedly commits on GitHub are up 14x YoY.
dotwaffle•1h ago
Commits or pushes? Commits aren't really a worthwhile source of measurement in terms of load.
reaperducer•1h ago
Supposedly commits on GitHub are up 14x YoY.

So?

If Microsoft can't scale, who can?

If it can't provide the service, it should stop selling until it can.

This is like the AOL dialup busy signal fiasco of the mid-90's all over again. Except this time, instead of getting mad, people are making excuses for the poor, beleaguered trillion-dollar company.

jh00ker•1h ago
>If it can't provide the service, it should stop selling until it can.

You literally cannot buy GitHub Copilot right now [1].

1: https://github.com/features/copilot/plans

Scubabear68•32m ago
Precisely.

If Microsoft can't scale something like Git 14x, then the problem is with Microsoft.

ex-aws-dude•1h ago
They are getting spammed by AI agents?
lwansbrough•1h ago
Yes. There’s no other explanation for 14x, that’s nuts.
masklinn•49m ago
Is it spam when they’ve been pushing for this shit and putting AI prompt everywhere fir a year or more?
perrygeo•52m ago
14x is insane, especially since the quality and quantity of IRL software has barely budged.

One could hope that we'd use these newfound agentic coding powers to actually realize value, improve quality, etc. Instead I see enshittification and stagnation. What are we even doing with all these tokens?

masklinn•48m ago
The same thing we’ve done with every other productivity increase in a world based on unfettered growth: garbage.
Scubabear68•37m ago
I really don't understand people saying that this is due to AI commits and it is all the volume's fault.

A volume increase that is a single order of magnitude (which 14x is) should not result in this level of failures.

When I compare what Github does and the volumes vs social media companies, payment companies, video platforms, etc, it just doesn't make sense that it is just a volume problem.

It looks a lot more like a platform that already has baseline issues that are compounded by increased volume.

tardedmeme•7m ago
What happens at your job if there's suddenly 14 times as much load?
dijit•1h ago
Lots of apologia for Github here. Aside from the fact that defending a billion-dollar company is a bit strange; especially one that is steward to the the overwhelming majority of open-source software.

Maybe that's good-will doing the work? For me it's always been a sour pill to swallow that I have to buy in to a large companies internal politics and practices in order to work on projects I love. I don't feel like I owe them anything.

Especially if they can't hold up their end of the deal.

Unfettered access to the world's software repositories, for the princely sum of a bucketload of Azure credits.

Imustaskforhelp•1h ago
I think its the fact that people have used the software for so long that they feel emotional to it (Hashimoto crying tears of sadness when he decided to move ghostty away from github) and there is completely nothing wrong about it as we are emotional human beings.

But, you are right in the sense that, Github has failed to accept its part of the deal which is actually to just be a usable place. People HAVE previously tolerated so much AI slop and slowness in github's UI just because of its reliability but this downtime is like the Github's achilles heel.

At some point, I recommend people to accept this and move to more healthier alternatives, there is also an momentum. For example, the only reason I joined github was that I wanted to join codeberg but so many of projects used github and involved sign in with github that I finally gave in into github and I had thought that codeberg is so good but nobody is gonna come here because of the network effects but the tide is turning and I hope more people look into codeberg and healthier alternatives.

EduardoBautista•1h ago
Defending a multi-trillion dollar company you mean (Microsoft).
IshKebab•1h ago
> Maybe that's good-will doing the work?

Of course. GitHub has been an enormous gift to the open source community. Arguably more than Git itself. They deserve a lot of good will.

kevmo•1h ago
You're right, but that GitHub is dead.

Also, the former stewards of that open source goodness sold it to Microsoft for a cheap buck.

Any goodwill they earned has been spent.

gordon_freeman•1h ago
they are not the non-profit. they make money of it and devs expect certain kind of service in return. GH failed to deliver on the service expectation.
xp84•16m ago
What money do GH make off open source projects on the free tier? I haven’t seen ads, micropayments to clone repos, etc?
tardedmeme•10m ago
It's the marketing budget. People only pay for it because they've used it for free.
collinmanderson•48m ago
https://xkcd.com/1150/
IshKebab•34m ago
Oversimplification.
otterley•1h ago
Let me ask the question in reverse: what do you have against them such that the fellow human beings struggling to maintain their operations don’t deserve even a modicum of kindness, respect, and good will? Are you unable to separate the business from the hard working people behind it?

It’s not like they don’t know that people like us are counting on them: they recognize that their service is the “dial tone” for much of the world’s software development capability. They are keenly aware of the impact.

What happened to #hugops? Does it go out the window because those people happen to work for a company you don’t like?

logicchains•54m ago
>What happened to #hugops? Does it go out the window because those people happen to work for a company you don’t like?

Would you feel the same way about a colleague who kept causing downtime in your product again and again, seemingly without making any progress in addressing whatever issue was causing their repeated mistakes?

There are web applications out there that are far more complex than GitHub but have much less downtime. It's not like they're facing an unsolvable problem.

otterley•49m ago
You don’t know that it was “their mistake.” Unless you’ve personally successfully scaled a suite of nontrivial services equivalent to GitHub’s to accommodate an unexpected 14x increase in traffic, you respectfully have no basis for such an assertion.
mattmanser•40m ago
Yeah, they should be testing for that, right? I think there's a lot of people reading comments like yours and thinking, is this person a paid shill or what?

The earn bucket loads of money, they should be planning for exactly that. And testing for it via load testing every day.

Perhaps you've forgotten the days of GitHub presenting themselves of software engineering thought leaders.

c-hendricks•28m ago
> Perhaps you've forgotten the days of GitHub presenting themselves of software engineering thought leaders

Genuinely could use a refresher here.

otterley•27m ago
I’ve worked at some very well-endowed organizations. Having money is no guarantee of a particular outcome. There is a lot of money chasing a limited supply of talent. Moreover, distributed systems that were built long ago with certain assumptions can’t be refactored as quickly as the HN populace might believe. The Mythical Man-Month is a popular book for a reason.
dijit•39m ago
I have.

You could argue the scales are different, but computers are also faster now.

So, argument to credentialism out of the way... What should we do as consumers if a provider that is a defacto monopoly due to network effects stops functioning?

https://news.ycombinator.com/item?id=47947719

https://www.linkedin.com/in/jharasym/

otterley•24m ago
> You could argue the scales are different, but computers are also faster now.

Scale is everything and a faster computer doesn’t always help. Vertical scaling has limits, and complex distributed systems are complex.

Since you seem to possess a diagnosis and remedy with a reasonable amount of certainty, I’m sure they’d love to hear from you and have you fix all their problems for them. Especially if you can do it while not making the problem worse in any dimension.

dijit•18m ago
The link in my previous comment answers the credentials question in detail- including specific technical post-mortems on horizontally scaled stateful systems. Vertical scaling wasn't the topic.
otterley•10m ago
You’re missing the point: a doctor doesn’t diagnose and practice medicine on a patient he hasn’t thoroughly evaluated himself. This is the sort of wisdom that a principal engineer is expected to have earned.
Aurornis•14m ago
> I have.

I skimmed your profile. Working on the infrastructure for a couple mid-tier video games is a cool accomplishment, but equating this to having solved GitHub level scale rings hollow.

GitHub has a couple orders of magnitude more daily active visitors than the games you worked on had at their peak.

You can make valid criticisms of GitHub without trying to reduce their scale or inflate your credentials to create a false equivalence.

VirusNewbie•54m ago
Executives have made a choice to not pay for top talent at Microsoft Azure and Github.
otterley•47m ago
Would you consider telling this to the people working at GitHub directly? I’m sure they’d appreciate your evaluation of their skills and talent.
falcor84•42m ago
There are two options, either they are lousy at their jobs, or they are incapable of pushing back against unrealistic demands. Neither is a good indicator of their skill and talent as engineers.

I know I am speaking from a position of some privilege, but I have previously left workplaces that did not allow me to practice good engineering, and I do expect others to do so.

vablings•32m ago
In a SWE job market like this, do you really want to be seen as the "conscientious objector"?

There are literally thousands of people who are ready to ride up the totem pole, it would not be a difficult decision for a bad manager to swing his axe and replace the new head

einsteinx2•13m ago
Talented engineers shouldn’t have much problem finding another position even in this market (of course they should find one before leaving I’m not discounting family responsibilities and whatnot), so if your argument is they’re not able to leave and find another job then you’re essentially agreeing with the person you’re replying to.
fragmede•11m ago
Or, they've been given crap primitives to work with. There's only so much lipstick you can put on a pig. I don't know what database they're using or what their pub sub and streaming looks like, or even what their system diagram actually looks like. But, well, you don't see Google having these kinds of problems. Other ones, sure, but between Chubby and Spanner, if Google had bought GitHub we wouldn't be having these problems.
VirusNewbie•36m ago
yes I would tell them "you're underpaid, if you can, come to a company that appreciates your talents more".
otterley•30m ago
What you said came across as an adverse judgment of their skill and talent. Is that not what you meant?
tardedmeme•26m ago
Are you hiring?
VirusNewbie•13m ago
Yes google cloud is actively hiring.
turtlebits•46m ago
#hugops is to your coworkers, not to the nameless big-corps who can't maintain a service for paying customers. You should be raising a shitstorm when things you pay for aren't reliable or unusable.

Hot take, if it's traffic is causing issues, throttle your free-tier, pause signups, or stop giving out free things (like runner time).

StableAlkyne•44m ago
When did OP blame the people involved personally?

If I to hire a contractor to redo my roof, and that roof leaks, whether they worked hard or not is immaterial. They did not do the task in they were paid to do. I'm not going to buy their services again just because their shingles guy was particularly charming.

MS has talented engineers, but that's a complete misdirection. Github is a service in decline: there is nothing wrong with criticizing them.

ofjcihen•40m ago
OP didn’t blame the staff. His focus is on the company.

Invoking individual workers well-being to defend a billion dollar company is also very strange.

ebiester•39m ago
I have all the empathy for people in the world.

A corporation is not a person. If your organization cannot handle the load, then you need to adjust your practices. The organization needs to prioritize their paying users. The organization needs to shift people from new features to keeping the lights on. And maybe the organization needs to find another strategy to manage its azure transition.

pluc•52m ago
I'm surprised at how little the perception of GitHub changed post-acquisition. Coupled with WSL, it almost balanced things for a lot of people and put Microsoft back in the "benefit of the doubt" column. This is undoing a lot of that, on top of the operational costs. Suddenly the bad press is more noticeable and harder to ignore.
saghm•35m ago
As far as I'm concerned, any benefit of the doubt I might have had for Microsoft is gone after this debaucle: https://news.ycombinator.com/item?id=47989883
wilg•48m ago
Using "apologia" here is pretty embarrassing.
nout•44m ago
I think it depends if you pay them money. If you do, then you should indeed have strong expectations towards them and hold them accountable. If they provide a free service to you, then it's still reasonable to feel upset, but at the same time you get what you pay for.
maest•5m ago
Does this logic still applies if the company is getting other benefits from having me as a user? (Genuine question, I can see arguments for both sides)

For example, if I am using the free tier of a service and "paying" by seeing ads, should I have similar expectations?

I'm not saying that's how users pay for github - in that case it's more subtle, for example by giving up control of some of their stack and bolstering github already near monopolistic network effect.

mghackerlady•39m ago
there are two groups of people willing to die defending [billion-dollar company]: HN users and Nintendo fans
hootz•29m ago
Apple, clothing brands, even some Microsoft.
ryandrake•39m ago
> Aside from the fact that defending a billion-dollar company is a bit strange

More than a bit strange. This is an HNism that I'll never get. Why would you go to the comment section anywhere to passionately try to defend the honor of a trillion dollar company, unless 1. you're being paid to astroturf or 2. you own that company's stock? Satya Nadella isn't going to read a post here and say, "Gosh, how nice of that commenter! I'm going to send him some Microsoft stock as a show of appreciation for him defending us online!" I don't think I'll ever understand company-fanboys.

xp84•11m ago
1. Telling that you think the only possible motivations are financial (getting paid, stockholder, or foolish expectations of a gift from Satya).

2. Maybe you know a bunch of people who work there, could be ex-colleagues etc. and you think overall it’s mostly good well-intentioned people there. Therefore you want to see them succeed, and also you might disbelieve that the company is deliberately being awful.

I don’t have any specifically warm feelings about a corporate legal entity, but I know people who work at various companies and partly for that reason I am not rooting for those companies to fail and I also don’t believe the least charitable explanations for all their failings.

reilly3000•1h ago
This is a real business continuity issue for us. We’re kinda stuck with GitHub Enterprise but we may need to move from cloud to on-premises if this keeps up.
hx8•1h ago
Microsoft is causing Github incidents when Azure data-centers are too hot and they need to make room for Palantir's workload.
NBJack•59m ago
This wouldn't surprise me at all, but I'd appreciate evidence to that effect.
ProofHouse•1h ago
Love. Hope Github is a relic of the past inside 12 months
hootz•27m ago
Won't happen. Stars are money.
badgersnake•1h ago
Becoming a joke is the one think that could end the GitHub monopoly.
samgranieri•50m ago
GitHub is not a monopoly. It never has been. You've always been able to self-host or you can use gogs, gitea, gitlab, bitbucket, you get the idea
SwellJoe•53m ago
With Github going up and down and Ubuntu going up and (mostly) down, there's a lot of time for intra-office sword fighting or whatever, lately. If somebody takes down Claude, everybody's going to have to just go home for the day. (https://xkcd.com/303/)
zem•43m ago
quite literally kicking github while it's down!
nifty_beaks•42m ago
Holy bootlickers Batman.
annoyingnoob•36m ago
Meanwhile, my local Gitlab install just hums along no issues.
frizlab•35m ago
Should be 0 today AFAIK

EDIT: I’m a moron, lol.

alpb•34m ago
it already is. re-read?
frizlab•32m ago
Yes, it is, my bad. I was on my way to delete my comment actually! Oh well, too late now… (:
javier123454321•33m ago
That purple to blue gradient is the emdash of css.
steviedotboston•28m ago
not joking, is there a github repo for this project?
Jonpro03•12m ago
No - I made this as a joke for work. Didn't think anyone would look at it!
thangalin•27m ago
https://repo.autonoma.ca/treetrek

My free, open-source, bare-bones, caching-free, dependency-free, authentication- and authorization-free pure PHP raw Git viewer. I developed it because GitList blew out my shared host's drive space and memory (due to a caching bug) and to consolidate my GitHub, BitBucket, and GitLab repos. There's something rewarding about self-hosting and not being beholden to the whims of third parties.

dpe82•22m ago
I recently moved all my projects to a self-hosted forgejo instance and have found it quite satisfactory so far. And it's fast! If you're in the market for a github alternative, take a look - there are options.
xp84•9m ago
It’s not fashionable anymore, but I feel that Phabricator deserves an honorable mention as a self-hostable GH alternative too. Actually its “dated” UI is kind of a plus considering how bad everything is now.
deferredgrant•10m ago
The joke lands because everyone has quietly accepted a lot of concentration risk for the sake of convenience.
sailfast•7m ago
[delayed]
spearmint27•3m ago
A vibe coded app that most likely contributed to the onslaught of vibe coded apps that are causing Github to go down. I feel bad for the people working at Github who are basically trying to keep a sinking ship afloat and Microsoft doing everything they can to sink their own ship.