I have a home server that I use to host some of my applications. The past two months, I've been getting FUP warnings from Safaricom, throttling my speed to 8 Mbps. My subscription gives me 60 Mbps. At first, I thought Safaricom was measuring wrong, so I shrugged it off.

Second month, same thing. Now I'm pissed.

At one point, didn't CF talk about a "we'll feed 'em corrupted & hallucinated data" service, to help deal with strip-mining AI crawlers?