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My Midlife Crisis Corolla Is Fast, Furious, and Modded

https://www.zocalopublicsquare.org/my-midlife-crisis-corolla-fast-furious-fully-modded/
17•gmays•1h ago

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ubermonkey•39m ago
I mean, if this isn't the place to share this video, I'm not sure where IS:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LLJETZyfb7I

voidUpdate•36m ago
> "Now from the rear it looks like four black bazookas are hidden below the bumper and on start-up it sounds like a fire-breathing dragon"

Ah yes, the "everybody in a 3 mile radius must know how much I spent on my exhaust"-mobile

SirFatty•32m ago
Just like my neighbors with Harleys that drunk drive home at 2a revving the engine.
drcongo•22m ago
My car has a 3.5L V6 and is almost silent. The only reason to fit one of those exhausts is to be an arsehole to everyone around you.
extr0pian•22m ago
I'm sure the author is a nice guy, but there's nothing I find more obnoxious that someone driving down a quiet neighbor with a vehicle they've modified to be intentionally loud.
floatrock•10m ago
A GR Corolla goes 0-60 in 4.9 - 5.4sec.

My unexotic stock electric does 0-60 in around 4.8sec, +/-.

So the same performance that requires a stupid amount of wasted energy as heat and noise can be had from stock electric, with a couple hundred ms leftover. Do you care about performance, or do you just want to just fart out a bunch of noise?

I get traditional car culture, but electrics embody the "money talks, wealth whispers" truism.

3eb7988a1663•1m ago
There is nothing like the rage I feel when a car/motorcycle is moving 5mph in heavy traffic doing nothing but revving the engine nonstop.
tock•23m ago
Damn a GR Corolla is one of my dream cars. Super cool!
lapetitejort•22m ago
My ongoing midlife crisis vehicle swerves in a different direction: I bought a 1988 Nishiki 1207 at a yard sale for $40. Mostly stock save for a new seat. With the wheels out of true, the stickers plastered over with garbage, the brakes loose, the front tire visibly cracking, the rear cassette visibly rusted, and the rack mounts stripped, the bike needs some work. I am motivated to finally really learn bike maintenance after putting it off for 30 years
lowbloodsugar•19m ago
My midlife crisis car is same price, much faster, more comfortable, and doesn’t wake the neighborhood when I drive it.
brokenodo•13m ago
I love cars and driving them. But the modded Corolla/Civic/Accord/Camry (why) people have always driven me crazy because their mods often seem directed to inflicting their cars on everyone else, with loud exhaust, subwoofers, and (subjectively) garish cosmetics, rather than things that make it actually good to drive.

I recognize this is judgmental and it's unhealthy to always be annoyed at these people on the road, so I clicked the article looking for some empathetic understanding - and I really got it, UNTIL he told me about his "fire-breathing" exhaust and subwoofer. So it is about subjecting OTHER people to his car.

Spartan-S63•1m ago
My 1/3 life crisis was buying a Toyota Tacoma Trailhunter long bed last year. It’s been my dream to own a Tacoma for several years, so it was finally time to make it happen.

Eventually, I’d love to modify the exhaust to make it slightly louder. The turbo noise from the raised air intake is awesome enough and I’m curious if other drivers on the road can hear the turbo noise when I drive by them.

bix6•11m ago
I used to love cars but the roads are too crowded now for sports cars, between other drivers and cops and cameras you’re guaranteed to have a bad time. These days I’m all about utility for my vehicle (plus e-bike for the thrill). I do miss the stick shift sometimes though.
lnsru•7m ago
Love my Model Y. Looks boring, tons of stuff can be packed and still comparable acceleration to not that old BMW M3. And no smell and no noise. Fantastic car.
hagendaasalpine•4m ago
> Asian Americans created import car culture.

what about between the oil crisis and federal regulations in 88'? not challenging 90s tuning culture in California being pioneered by Asian Americans, just thinking what was the history of imported cars in America - selling European brands to the wealthy etc

_doctor_love•3m ago
Boys in midlife crisis: modded Toyota aka "rice rocket" that lets everyone know you're immature.

Men in midlife crisis: supercharger that no-one can see. You're still immature but hiding it, which is the adult thing to do.

(Yeah I'm saving up for a supercharger)

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