frontpage.
newsnewestaskshowjobs

Open Source @Github

fp.

Open in hackernews

A ship fired a distress flare as fireworks. A ship went: This is our Christmas

1•Nautology•58m ago
I'm a navigation officer on commercial ships, seven years at sea. Two things here that might interest you.

First, promotion in the merchant service runs almost entirely on competency. Self-marketing, like a perfect CV, barely helps. Competency, like taking action during man overboard, mattered far more.

Second: on Christmas night, a ship fired a rocket parachute flare. Hundreds of ships saw it. That's a distress signal. Every vessel that sees one is obligated to report it. The radio played Christmas carols instead.

—

11pm. I was standing watch when I heard footsteps behind the curtains. A tall, broad-shouldered silhouette came out. Captain T. The sea was empty, and he had come up simply to look at it.

He told me about a competition with his dear friend who, alongside him, took to the sea. Same age, but his friend was the academy's honor student, Captain T. second by 0.02 CGPA. Graduating, they each bet $10,000 on who would first reach Captaincy.

His friend became an oil tanker Captain at 29, commanding some 100,000 GT. Captain T. attained his at 30, on gas tankers of the same capacity. Promotion is slower on larger carriers, and gas tankers carry the most stringent safety laws in the industry.

Still, he admitted, he had lost. His rival had secured recommendation letters from all Masters he sailed with. Praiseworthy, remarked Captain T.

29, and 30. I've sailed with Chief Officers ten years older, still struggling for promotion.

"Seafaring is straightforward work. There's really only one thing that truly mattered in gaining promotion: be as competent as you can be."

I once applied to other shipping companies. I spent weeks tinkering with my CV, optimizing it until it was two pages, structurally readable, credible. No reply.

A colleague had gotten into one of the highest paying companies in the world. I asked for his CV. Surely his was better than mine. Five pages, a grainy face picture, tangled sentences that read like a direct google translation. Poorly written, yet his employment took a month.

One difference: he applied when the company heavily advertised vacancies. They desperately needed people to man their newbuilt ships. Recruiters screened CVs only to short-list. The real judgment happened in the interview.

What mattered was one thing: how well could you perform your work. What's your action during a man overboard? Where do you divert when there's a fatal case for the crew? What's the safest way to board a ship? Seafaring is a vocation where self-marketing serves very little.

Sign-off dates aren't something to be planned. One would try, depending on the reliever's availability, but more often than not things would not go as planned. Christmas is the one you lose most.

Seamen found their own ways of celebrating missed moments. This event, I withhold its whereabouts and its year. What transpired was true.

Midnight 25th December. I was about to go down from the Bridge when I saw fireworks spring forth along the coasts. The VHF, tuned to Channel 16, usually busy with ships calling in positions, now played Christmas carols. It is a violation to use Channel 16 for anything but emergency traffic, but such breaches were untraceable when hundreds of ships cheered at once.

Even more illegal was what ensued minutes after. A bright red smoke shot to the sky. A rocket parachute flare, from one of the anchored ships. Pyrotechnics signal vessels in distress, and every ship seeing it must relay the message to the coast station, and potentially deviate course to rescue her. More than a violation, this broke international maritime law.

Following the flare were cheers on the radio by tens of ships. One voice has stayed with me since:

"This is our Christmas!"

The VHF turned more wildly than ever, the flare fired like an ordinary firecracker.

More essays: thenautology.substack.com

AI Agents Enable Adaptive Computer Worms

https://arxiv.org/abs/2606.03811
1•reasonableklout•31s ago•0 comments

German nonprofit files criminal complaint over Meta smart glasses privacy

https://www.engadget.com/2235857/german-nonprofit-files-criminal-complaint-over-meta-smart-glasse...
1•doener•54s ago•0 comments

When Not to Obey Orders (2019)

https://warontherocks.com/when-not-to-obey-orders/
1•downbad_•1m ago•0 comments

Richard Feynman's blackboard at time of his death (1988)

https://digital.archives.caltech.edu/collections/Images/1.10-29/
1•downbad_•1m ago•0 comments

An Indian cash scheme for women drops nine million beneficiaries – 29k were men

https://www.bbc.com/news/articles/c0ejxe0q3q4o
1•vinni2•2m ago•0 comments

The Human Fridge

https://www.theguardian.com/lifeandstyle/2026/jul/22/human-fridge-japan-heatwave
1•vinni2•4m ago•0 comments

SquashImage

https://squashimage.com/
1•archemistz•5m ago•0 comments

Cure All Diseases

https://www.worksinprogress.news/p/future-of-medicine
1•dionysou•15m ago•0 comments

Upscal – A native C++/Vulkan image upscaler for Windows

https://upscal.app
1•vertex_steven•20m ago•0 comments

Flet: Build cross-platform apps in Python, on top of Flutter

https://flet.dev/
1•theanonymousone•20m ago•0 comments

I built an AI video upscaler that runs the heavy GPU work in the cloud

https://videoupscaler.com
1•vertex_steven•23m ago•1 comments

Twitch Now Trains Amazon's Generative AI Models on Your Channel by Default

https://www.ign.com/articles/twitch-now-trains-amazons-generative-ai-models-on-your-channel-by-de...
1•HelloUsername•26m ago•0 comments

Hitchhiker's Guide to the Internet (1992)

https://www.gutenberg.org/cache/epub/39/pg39-images.html
1•ecliptik•30m ago•0 comments

Celld v0.2.0

https://github.com/denoland/celld/releases/tag/v0.2.0
1•tosh•32m ago•0 comments

Hardware researcher creates project to find the slowest single x86 instruction

https://www.tomshardware.com/pc-components/cpus/hardware-researcher-spins-up-cpu-deoptimization-p...
1•thunderbong•33m ago•0 comments

Launch HN: Bullet (YC S26) – A Faster Coding Agent

https://www.codewithbullet.com
3•adi1•38m ago•0 comments

Google's newest Pixel Watch monitors blood pressure and insulin resistance

https://www.engadget.com/2235228/google-health-guardian-pixel-watch-5-blood-pressure-insulin-resi...
2•brandonb•39m ago•1 comments

What Was the Internet?

https://www.bostonreview.net/articles/what-was-the-internet/
5•doener•41m ago•0 comments

OMS/RDC: 7 Opportunités D'emploi À NE PAS Manquer

https://medium.com/@eliudprom/oms-rdc-7-opportunit%C3%A9s-demploi-%C3%A0-ne-pas-manquer-0c454d0e367a
1•kivuhub•45m ago•0 comments

Official Fritzing part for the GGreg20_V3 Geiger counter module

https://iot-devices.com.ua/en/ggreg20_v3-fritzing-part/
1•iotdevicesdev•47m ago•0 comments

Gemini API removes postpay billing

4•alex14fr•47m ago•0 comments

A Pi setup with permission, sandbox, and auto-review

https://ptgamr.substack.com/p/a-pi-setup-with-permission-sandbox
1•ptgamr•49m ago•0 comments

Guide to (not) fucking up QR codes

https://infosec.exchange/@rebane2001/117078420917152774
1•signa11•49m ago•1 comments

JEDEC Previews LPDDR6 Roadmap, 512 GB Densities and SOCAMM2 Standard

https://www.techpowerup.com/348441/jedec-previews-lpddr6-roadmap-512-gb-densities-and-socamm2-sta...
2•silentbob7•50m ago•1 comments

Ask HN: So US sanctions are more or less footguns right?

1•shafkathullah•54m ago•0 comments

The shock revelation that light bulbs are wrecking your metabolism

https://www.newscientist.com/article/2582914-the-shock-revelation-that-light-bulbs-are-wrecking-y...
1•XzetaU8•54m ago•1 comments

I feel dizzy again (2024)

https://essays.joodaloop.com/p/i-feel-dizzy-again
1•reasonableklout•54m ago•0 comments

Show HN: Relational-to-KV – AI maps relational models to ToplingDB/RocksDB

https://github.com/rockeet/relational-to-kv
2•rockeetterark•54m ago•0 comments

Coin-Sized Device Can Hack a Boeing 737

https://www.wired.com/story/this-coin-sized-device-can-hack-a-boeing-737/
2•_tk_•55m ago•0 comments

I Quit the Tenure Track

https://www.theatlantic.com/magazine/2026/09/elite-academia-leadership-hypocrisy/687969/
2•Michelangelo11•55m ago•0 comments