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> At the FBI, a history of hiring prostitutes or stealing from employer may no longer be a barrier to being hired

So the story goes: an Irishman arrives in Australia at Sydney International Airport and heads over to Passport Control. The customs official asks him a list of routine questions: name? date of birth? country of origin? purpose for visit?

Then the official asks: sir, do you have a criminal record? And the Irishman responds, "No! I didn't realise that one is still required here!"