https://github.com/blater/claudify
Carefully hand craft your prose, then hand it to Claudify. It uses non-AI deterministic heuristics to warp, crush, pulverize, and algorithmically dehumanise into beautiful, fluent Claudish.
LinkedIn-ready, instantly, with no AI. Because using AI to generate AI slop would just be embarrassing.
Every slice lands, every seam is honest. It's load bearing.