...and I would have gotten away with it too if it hadn't been for you meddling kids and your creepy dog!

Reads like a highschooler's angry diary

The entire article is correct in the description of open source bootlickers helping the assimilation of the entire ecosystem by corporations.

I wonder about the short conclusion:

"But I don't think these AI tools pose a threat to individual programmers. My prediction is it will free us from the corporate framing, and provide a whole new way to realize our visions."

How will the tools free a programmer who was productive before the laundromats?