This is Reddit antiwork slop.

I make work hard and make really good money. The lazy people end up unemployed in one of the worst economies in my life time.

remembers me of the joke:

two 7y old meet:

"everyone saying that i'm the smartest kid they've ever met. I'm talking like a grown up, can do calculus like a grown up - i think i will be a professor at 18. lol"

"You call that smart??? i've been carried around on arms and let'em swipe my a* until I was 6.."