It's a design bug. The system design should have taken into account the possibility of primary retrieval method failure and built the seamless failure recovery protocol of self-retrieval. When executed correctly, the asset shows up at the door at T+15m with their backpack and unlocks the security perimeter with a scoped credential of their own.

Waiting eagerly for Part II: The honest conclusion

Instead of screwing around with a chatbot to have an ai write a humorous incident report, you could have been playing with your child..

Either I am hungry, or that article was genuine word salad