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Open in hackernews

Show HN: Hacker News, but every headline is hysterical clickbait

https://dosaygo-studio.github.io/hn-front-page-2035/news-max.html
152•keepamovin•3h ago

Comments

keepamovin•3h ago
I felt the front page was too calm. I fixed it. YOU WON'T BELIEVE NUMBER 4.

Prompt: Remember this classic? <snip ... Hacker News 10 Years in Future > OK, i have a new idea. want to try? "Offtopic but this title makes me want to create an alternate-universe version of the HN front page where every title is shrill/spectacular/hysterical/urgent/clickbaity. Such as: The Absolute State of the Kernel Rust Experiment Right Now And every comment has its confidence/aggressiveness taken up to 11 (tho still within site rules)." And the HN front page right now is: <snip>

CamelCaseName•2h ago
I love it, this is great. Thanks for posting!
nottorp•2h ago
Click to find out how much my blood pressure went up when reading this!
gpderetta•2h ago
I feel tired just for looking at that page.
nottorp•2h ago
Oh no it was funny once. Wouldn't look at it daily though.
netsharc•2h ago
Breaking: Huffington Post buys Hacker News.

At least the HuffPo of the last decade was like this. They haven't been relevant for many years it seems.

As to its founder: http://www.thestacksreader.com/the-many-faces-of-arianna/

krapp•2h ago
The icon for this needs to be the meme of Elmo in front of fire.
NitpickLawyer•2h ago
So you've recreated /r/technology ? :)
Cthulhu_•1h ago
MIND BLOWING DISCOVERY CREATES INFINITE ENERGY AND CURES CANCER at least 10x a day.
user_7832•1h ago
* Disclaimer: in mice, of course.

What's actually mind-blowing is how mice aren't already living till an age of 100. I mean, they've literally cured cancer, what's your excuse now, huh?

IAmBroom•1h ago
No dementia, no osteoporosis, more muscled. Every single white mouse in the world should be Mighty Mouse.
adlpz•2h ago
I felt literal pain. Not kidding.

There's something to investigate here.

Made me notice I'm actually exposed to very similar crap on other places. Scary.

alphadelphi•1h ago
yes, the good news is that once recognized the pattern we can work in the opposite direction
mbsa7•2h ago
My favorite so far is “Delty (YC X25) Is Hiring and You Probably Aren't Qualified”.
qiine•2h ago
wait "19th Century Telegraph Chess" ??
Cthulhu_•1h ago
Yes, it fell off the front page but it's this one: https://news.ycombinator.com/item?id=46243311
marstall•2h ago
some of these are better headlines tho
Tepix•2h ago
Hey, wait a minute. I think we got something here! What we need is the reverse, i.e. a LLM that recognizes clickbait and "tames" it (ideally by providing the information in the headline, like Techmeme does [kudos to them]).
2026iknewit•1h ago
I had another idea about the same topic a few weeks ago: Creating a news side which uses the clickbait strategy to only share positive news or mentaly opening up news:

“They Said Immigration Was a Crisis — Then THIS Happened to Jobs, Growth, and Local Communities”

“Everyone Expected Chaos… Instead This City Welcomed Newcomers and Its Economy EXPLODED”

“Doctors, Teachers, Builders: The ‘Immigration Problem’ Quietly Fixed a Problem No One Talks About”

“This ‘Risky’ Policy Was Supposed to Fail — Now Other Countries Are Rushing to Copy It”

“From ‘Unmanageable’ to Unstoppable: How One Tough Challenge Became a Surprising Success Story”

TomWhitwell•1h ago
This is exactly what Upworthy did - they invented some of the clickbait headline formats that are still used today (for less positive news) https://web.archive.org/web/20231114181702/https://www.fastc...
gorbachev•14m ago
12 reasons why Go will make you a better developer!
password4321•1h ago
This is a great idea: applying LLMs for the benefit of those I care about against the armies of tech company PhD's working to capture their attention.

Actually worth a shot, thanks!

prox•1h ago
https://www.bullshitremover.com/

I have a lot of fun with this.

gpderetta•1h ago
it is not very good at removing nonsense from OP's page :(.
poulpy123•1h ago
There is a browser extension that does it for YouTube (but crowdsourced)
ctrlmeta•2h ago
Totally unreadable with the all caps. I guess that's the point.

This kind of thing is fun once. And it was fun when the AI-generated fake HN was posted last week.

But there's no need to upvote this kind of stuff to front page every week. The novelty wears off. It gets boring and silly pretty quickly.

orphea•2h ago
It's boring and silly for you. There are always lucky 10,000.
ctrlmeta•1h ago
Of course it is boring and silly for me. That's why I commented. The downvotes show the community agrees with you and disagrees with me. That's fine. I'm here to speak my opinion. I'm not here to speak your opinion.

I know about lucky 10000. It's the XKCD joke that is increasingly being used as an excuse to support every low-effort banal post. It's like modus operandus now. Party A makes a low-effort banal post. Party B questions why a banal post deserves to be on the front page. Party C says 'lucky 10000'.

There may be lucky 10000 but it's boring and silly for me. Good for the lucky 10000, but it's distracting to me when this kind of AI spam hits the front page every week. Show HN posts already gets special appearance at /show which I think is enough for this kind of stuff.

IAmBroom•1h ago
You are a bit hyperbolic. You can't read all-caps HAHAHA YOU ARE A POOPY HEAD and having posts you don't like on a weekly basis is irritating to you.

How perfectly accommodating does life have to be to not annoy you?

ctrlmeta•1h ago
> How perfectly accommodating does life have to be to not annoy you?

I don't need to tell you the answer. You're not my mom nor my therapist.

Just as you are bothered by my comment enough to leave this comment, I'm bothered by banal low-effort AI-generated spam enough that I left my comment.

2026iknewit•1h ago
Yes but this is a different experiment
ctrlmeta•1h ago
It is and I said as much. I'm sure these experiments are fun for the creator. From the downvotes I'm getting, I'm sure it's fun for the community too. It was fun for me too the first time. It's not fun if this type of experiments are on the front page every week. There's already a good home for these posts at /show. Pages can reach /show without reaching front page. This could have been one of them. But anyway others here disagree with me. So I'll go take a break now.
bryanhogan•2h ago
This is amazing

Edit: Just found out HN deletes emojis!

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On a more serious note, it's a bit sad how close this is to actual algorithm-driven social media or news-based platforms.

20after4•1h ago
It's kind of sad how close this is to actual hacker news headlines.
Cthulhu_•1h ago
Actual HN headlines should be the actual headlines of the linked articles, what actual examples are you thinking of though?
IAmBroom•1h ago
Perhaps the ones that are clickbait in the original?
dkdcio•1h ago
> algorithm-driven

hackernews is algorithm-driven too; the difference is incentives (namely paid ads)

debo_•2h ago
> MATHEMATICS IS BROKEN (Until Now): Go From Zero to QED or Go Home

If my mathematics degree had been framed this way, I probably would have enjoyed it more.

debo_•2h ago
WORK FOR GODS
latentsea•2h ago
Thanks. I hate it.
keepamovin•1h ago
You are welcome!
frereubu•2h ago
I love this, thank you for a good belly laugh.
noosphr•1h ago
This feels like a 6/10 on the scale of hysterical clickbait headlines I see on YouTube.
keepamovin•1h ago
Please help us improve it.
Cthulhu_•1h ago
...GONE SEXUAL!

But more seriously, get off youtube or curate your stream if this is a common thing. I thankfully don't get it much myself.

DivingForGold•1h ago
Well, in reality, the amount of abusive publishers submitting articles with PAYWALLS is getting absurd on HN.

HN ought to indicate these titles in ALL RED.

WSJ, FT, BLM, too many to count.

IAmBroom•1h ago
Thank god for archiv replies.
felineflock•1h ago
Reads very much like the Drudge Report, just needs the same diagramming style.
bentobean•1h ago
Now all we need is a thumbnail next to each headline showing the author making some stupid face.
Cthulhu_•1h ago
Gotta have the digital laugh track analogue to show people how to react.

(I'm not kidding, a ton of people will watch e.g. movie trailers or live streamed events through one of many reaction streamers so they get prompted on how to feel. I hated laugh tracks back then, I hate reaction streamers now, let me have my own feelings!)

fifticon•1h ago
you created .. The Registry?!
6LLvveMx2koXfwn•1h ago
The Register? [1]

1. https://www.theregister.com/

roselan•36m ago
These headlines really sound like the glorious The Register of Old, before the suits showed up and murdered it.
wkjagt•1h ago
I don't always like HN titles but this made me realize it can be a whole lot worse. Thanks for this.
Oras•1h ago
Could be renamed HNX as these are the posts I see trending on X (twitter)
integralid•1h ago
Hacker News, but every headline is hysterical clickbait: https://news.ycombinator.com/
wkjagt•1h ago
Right now on page 2 of actual HN: "how to hack discord, vercel and more with one easy trick". For a moment I thought I was still on clickbait HN.
touwer•1h ago
Love it!
eatbitseveryday•1h ago
Perhaps we need one that does the opposite, for the real site
Hamuko•1h ago
10/10, no notes.
andrewstuart•1h ago
I like it.

It’s better.

classified•1h ago
Some of the headlines are pure gold. Is this page live-updated? I can feel an addiction sneaking up on me…

Some platforms might buy this as an engagement booster.

rudolftheone•1h ago
Absolutely disgusting! Love it!
wattzee•50m ago
This is great.
gnabgib•21m ago
This is very close to your submission last week (3345 points, 977 comments) https://news.ycombinator.com/item?id=46205632