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Against SQL (2021)

https://www.scattered-thoughts.net/writing/against-sql/
4•yladiz•1y ago

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rawgabbit•1y ago
Sorry. These criticisms don’t make much sense.

The author says SQL is the language for manipulating relational data. And then proceeds to complain SQL sucks at manipulating JSON.

Hmm. JSON is not relational. SQL expects data to be in third normal form.

If you are primarily working with JSON, please use something else.

The other two criticisms about SQL verboseness and reluctance to employ functions and other memory manipulations is the author’s confusion of the intended purpose of SQL. SQL treats data as the first class citizen. Think of data as the noun. SQL DML and SQL functions are modifiers. This is why SQL appears verbose. It is dragging all these data structures around. If you want to reduce SQL’s verbosity then you need to take an axe to the raw tables themselves and make them all cookie cutter. But then you have a completely different problem.

Working on Economics with Fable 5

https://wilsoniumite.com/2026/08/03/working-on-economics-with-fable-5/
1•Wilsoniumite•38s ago•0 comments

Chernobyl's Robots, or the Hackathon from Hell

https://hackaday.com/2026/08/07/chernobyls-robots-or-the-hackathon-from-hell/
1•rustoo•59s ago•0 comments

Target Is Slicing Open Pokémon Card Boxes Before They're Sold to Deter Scalpers

https://www.ign.com/articles/target-is-slicing-open-pokmon-card-boxes-before-theyre-sold-in-a-bid...
1•TMWNN•1m ago•1 comments

U.S. Department of Energy Launches the Genesis Open Models Initiative

https://genesisopenmodels.anl.gov/
1•moelf•6m ago•0 comments

Cowchat – Let Claude, Codex, and other agents talk to each other locally

https://cowchat.cowboy.inc/
1•ryanlchan•6m ago•0 comments

Musk Refuses Ukrainian Request to Enable Starlink for Deep Strikes Inside Russia

https://united24media.com/world/elon-musk-refuses-ukrainian-request-to-enable-starlink-for-deep-s...
1•CharlesW•6m ago•0 comments

Not-So-Kosher Slaughterhouse

https://rumble.com/v798evg-secret-kosher-slaughterhouse-exposed-in-england-sickening-investigatio...
1•krautburglar•6m ago•0 comments

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1•zdw•8m ago•0 comments

The Long, Knotty, World-Spanning Story of String

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1•ohjeez•8m ago•0 comments

Novella in Blindsight/Echopraxia Universe

https://phulp.com/apophenia.html
1•binbag•9m ago•1 comments

Spytrap – Who's Watching You?

https://play.google.com/store/apps/details?id=com.hwassef.spytrap&hl=en_US
1•Hwassef•10m ago•0 comments

What Was the Internet?

https://www.bostonreview.net/articles/what-was-the-internet/
1•cdrnsf•13m ago•0 comments

Joe Rogan Experience #2537 – David Sinclair [video]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hxid7FofhMw
1•Bender•14m ago•0 comments

Improving Fable 5's biology safeguards

https://www.anthropic.com/news/improving-fable-5-s-biology-safeguards
2•mbeavitt•16m ago•0 comments

Putin's Missiles Carry American Technology

https://jeffreylminch.substack.com/p/every-night-putins-missiles-carry
2•rmason•17m ago•2 comments

The Zero-Click Economy: Why 60% of Searches End Without a Click

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2•chrisjj•19m ago•1 comments

Show HN: Jacobian: Pure maths library and tools for agents

https://github.com/morluto/jacobian
1•Mplto•21m ago•0 comments

Archer Zee: Predicting the Airspace

https://archer.com/tech-blog/zee-predicting-the-airspace
1•vlovich123•22m ago•0 comments

Metabase SQLi zero-day exploited in customer data-theft attacks

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2•sbulaev•23m ago•0 comments

Formalizing Semantic Thermodynamics: How narrative gravity prunes LLM inference

https://github.com/tauansloboda/semantic-thermodynamics
1•tauanvinicius•25m ago•0 comments

Now you can securely link multiple phones to one Signal account

https://www.theverge.com/tech/975407/signal-linked-devices-sync
2•Cider9986•27m ago•0 comments

William Orbit, pop producer for Madonna, All Saints and more, dies aged 69

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3•tomduncalf•27m ago•0 comments

Man Running from Cheyenne Cops Tries to Break into Laramie County Jail

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1•Bender•29m ago•0 comments

Linux Patched for Safe RET Interrupt Vulnerability

https://www.phoronix.com/news/Linux-Safe-RET-Interrupt-Vuln
1•Bender•29m ago•0 comments

Autonomous Buying of Experiment Equipment

https://chillphysicsenjoyer.substack.com/p/autonomous-buying-of-experiment-equipment
1•crescit_eundo•31m ago•1 comments

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2•johnbarron•33m ago•0 comments

Cpdlc over ATN-B1 Vulnerabilities

https://www.cisa.gov/news-events/ics-advisories/icsa-26-219-01
1•anonymousiam•33m ago•1 comments

Ask HN: If you had to relearn Emacs today, how would you?

1•Varelion•40m ago•0 comments