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I Have No Mouth

https://www.leemeichin.com/posts/i-have-no-mouth
1•freediver•2m ago•0 comments

The GPT-3.5 Era: A Retrospective on 404s, Biometric Clocks, and $400 Bills

https://chippytime.com/gpt3-story
1•chippytech•4m ago•0 comments

Show HN: Claude-brain – Sync your Claude Code brain across machines via Git

https://github.com/toroleapinc/claude-brain
1•edvatar•5m ago•0 comments

GitNexus: The Zero-Server Code Intelligence Engine

https://github.com/abhigyanpatwari/GitNexus
1•mpweiher•8m ago•0 comments

Show HN: Kira – AI agent for Android that runs in Termux and has a socialnetwork

https://github.com/levilyf/droidclaw
1•animiso•9m ago•0 comments

The Modular Phone of the Future [video]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tQn8X6l3-ig
1•mgh2•11m ago•0 comments

A CPU that runs entirely on GPU

https://github.com/robertcprice/nCPU
2•cypres•14m ago•0 comments

Ask HN: Transforming My Resumé for the Age of AI

1•metadat•18m ago•0 comments

Indefinite Book Club Hiatus

https://whatever.scalzi.com/2026/03/03/indefinite-book-club-hiatus/
2•cdrnsf•19m ago•0 comments

Pixel homescreens get custom icons, but Google's keeping them locked to AI

https://9to5google.com/2026/03/03/pixel-homescreens-are-getting-custom-icons-but-googles-keeping-...
1•josephcsible•19m ago•0 comments

CuTe Layout Representation and Algebra

https://arxiv.org/abs/2603.02298
2•matt_d•25m ago•0 comments

Show HN: Shipcheck – run a final website audit before deploying

https://www.shipcheck.pro/
1•fiynraj•26m ago•0 comments

WSJ Opinion: The A.I. Data Center Backlash

https://www.wsj.com/video/series/journal-editorial-report/wsj-opinion-the-ai-data-center-backlash...
2•1vuio0pswjnm7•30m ago•0 comments

AI knows everything – what should learning look like for my kids(8-12Y)

https://searchsaga.vercel.app/
1•aadivar•30m ago•0 comments

Been building the world labs of the enterprise space

https://www.loom.com/share/ecf98b88c6c746f082a2c121c6015398
1•tjarzu•32m ago•1 comments

It's official: Hiring managers aren't reading your Résumé

https://www.businessinsider.com/hiring-managers-arent-reading-resumes-slop-2026-3
4•KnuthIsGod•33m ago•0 comments

I Just Returned from China. We Are Not Winning

https://www.nytimes.com/2026/02/10/opinion/china-ai-ev-trump.html
4•nothrowaways•38m ago•0 comments

Show HN: Vericore OS – A cryptographic containment field for AI

https://github.com/SL1C3D-L4BS/V3R1C0R3---Vericore-
1•SL1C3DL4BS•42m ago•1 comments

Show HN: I wrote a dictionary of the 185 verbs Claude shows while thinking

https://github.com/paolobozzola/spinner-verbs-dictionary
1•paolobozzola•44m ago•0 comments

Pipe: Pubsub without the infrastructure. stream data between machines using SSH

https://pipe.pico.sh/
1•thunderbong•49m ago•0 comments

Show HN: The Janitor – A 58MB Rust static analyzer to block AI-generated PR slop

https://github.com/GhrammR/the-janitor
3•GhrammR•49m ago•1 comments

OpenAI is working on its own GitHub competitor

https://www.neowin.net/news/openai-is-reportedly-working-on-its-own-github-competitor/
4•bundie•50m ago•1 comments

Ask HN: What is the "Control Plane" for local AI agents?

3•denis4inet•50m ago•3 comments

Stock plunge sparks trading halt in South Korea's key indexes

https://www.channelnewsasia.com/business/asian-markets-kospi-plunge-iran-war-middle-east-5968971
3•mikhael•51m ago•0 comments

Dr. Jebra Faushay: "The 80s: You Just Had to Be There"

https://twitter.com/JebraFaushay/status/2015608814385402024
3•pkaeding•51m ago•0 comments

A Few Claude Skills for R Users

https://rworks.dev/posts/claude-skills-for-r-users
2•ionychal•53m ago•0 comments

Show HN: Atlas – Portfolio health dashboard for multi-repo teams (Python CLI)

https://github.com/nxtg-ai/repoatlas
1•vipdestiny•56m ago•0 comments

Sitescroll

https://sitescroll.fun/
1•netule•56m ago•0 comments

General-Purpose Psychology Agent (Claude Code)

https://github.com/safety-quotient-lab/psychology-agent
2•9wzYQbTYsAIc•58m ago•1 comments

Outlit Customer Context Layer

https://docs.outlit.ai
1•handfuloflight•1h ago•0 comments
Open in hackernews

No as a Service

https://github.com/hotheadhacker/no-as-a-service
64•radeeyate•10mo ago

Comments

Haeuserschlucht•10mo ago
:)
artogahr•10mo ago
:)
blahaj•10mo ago
> Rate Limit: 10 requests per minute per IP

I understand that one wants some rate limiting so that others don't just use this as a backend for their own service causing every single request for their service to also create an API request. But this is as simple and resource unintensive as it gets for an HTTP server. 10 requests per minute is just silly.

Also could it be that the limit isn't enforced against the origin IP address but against the whole Cloudflare reverse proxy?

jaywcarman•10mo ago
10 requests per minute per IP is plenty enough to play around with and have a little fun. For anything more than that you could (should!) host it yourself.
blahaj•10mo ago
So it is just purposefully made to be less useful? Is that part of the joke?

The rate limit still pretty surely isn't applied per IP.

arp242•10mo ago
Mate, it's a joke, not a serous service. The only silly thing here is going off on a tangent about the rate limit.
mindtricks•10mo ago
If it helps you, think of the rate limiter as the "no" final boss.
choult•10mo ago
Well this is something... someone creating a service off the back of a meme that's been flying around my networks for the past two days...
ziddoap•10mo ago
Fun idea. I wonder why the rejection messages are repeated so often in the "reasons" file.

"I truly value our connection, and I hope my no doesn't change that." shows up 45 times.

Seems like most of the rejections appear between 30 and 50 times.

khanan•10mo ago
Was wondering the same thing.. Probably cruft so it looks impressive at a glance.
Retr0id•10mo ago
If you ask LLMs for a long enough list of things, they often repeat entries.
MalbertKerman•10mo ago
There are 25 unique responses in that 1000-line file.
justin_oaks•10mo ago
Once you remove the duplicates that are different only because of the typos in them, yes, that's correct.
mikepurvis•10mo ago
A single large file is also sadness for incorporating suggestions from collaborators as you're always dealing with merge conflicts. Better might be a folder of plain text files, where each can have multiple lines in it, and they're grouped by theme or contributor or something.
spiffyk•10mo ago
A folder of plain text files will be sadness for performance. It's a file with basically line-wise entries, merge conflicts in that will be dead easy to resolve with Git locally. It won't be single-click in GitHub, but not too much of a hassle.
Retr0id•10mo ago
It's ~fine for performance if you load them once at service startup. But I agree, merging is also no big deal.
mikepurvis•10mo ago
In fairness, I doubt most of these kinds of meme projects have a maintainer active enough to be willing to conduct local merges, even if it's "dead easy" to do so.

Maybe then this is really a request for Github to get better/smarter merge tools in the Web UI, particularly syntax-aware ones for structured files like JSON and YAML, where it would be much easier to guess, or even just preset AB and BA as the two concrete options available when both changes inserted new content at the same point. It could even read your .gitattributes file for supported mergers that would be able to telegraph "I don't care about the order" or "Order new list entries alphabetically" or whatever.

cf. https://github.com/jonatanpedersen/git-json-merge

KTibow•10mo ago
It might be a weighted random.
ziddoap•10mo ago
Might be!

Not the way I'd approach it, but as a joke service, if it works it works.

varun_ch•10mo ago
> {"error":"Too many requests, please try again later."}

I guess it still works.

lgl•10mo ago
Bug report: when the server is overloaded, the No's are no longer random :)
kenrick95•10mo ago
Classic Hacker News hug of death
xnorswap•10mo ago
It looks like it's limited to 10 requests per minute, it's less of a hug and more of a gentle brush past.

It's documented as "Per IP", but I'm willing to bet either that documentation is wrong, or it's picking up the IP address of the reverse proxy or whatever else is in-front of the application server, rather than the originator IP.

Why do I think that? Well these headers:

    x-powered-by Express

    x-ratelimit-limit 10

    x-ratelimit-remaining 0

Which means it's not being rate-limited by cloudflare, it's express doing the rate limiting.

And I haven't yet made 10 requests, so unless it's very bad at picking up my IP, it's picking up the cloudflare IP instead.

egberts1•10mo ago
Probably all those cookies tipped and triggered the connection rate limiter.
xnorswap•10mo ago
I'm not following you at all?
NotMichaelBay•10mo ago
It's so elegant. Even in failure, it's still operational.
riquito•10mo ago
Love it, it's brilliant, but I think the rate limiting logic is not doing what the author really wants, it actually costs more cpu to detect and produce the error than returning the regular response (then my mind goes on how to actually over optimize this thing, but that's another story :-D )
hotheadhacker•10mo ago
Rate limiting has been removed
Retr0id•10mo ago
It could be genuinely useful for testing HTTP clients if it had a wider array of failure modes.

Some ideas:

- All the different HTTP status codes

- expired/invalid TLS cert

- no TLS cipher overlap

- invalid syntax at the TLS and/or HTTP level

- hang/timeout

- endless slowloris-style response

- compression-bomb

- DNS failure (and/or round-robin DNS where some IPs are bad)

- infinite redirect loop

- ipv6-only

- ipv4-only

- Invalid JSON or XML syntax

zikani_03•10mo ago
Not exactly what you are asking for, but reminded me that Toxiproxy[0] exists if you want to test your applications or even HTTP clients against various kinds of failures:

[0]: https://github.com/Shopify/toxiproxy

deanputney•10mo ago
Not sure why, but reasons.json is mostly duplicates (as many as 50!) of the same 25 responses: https://gist.github.com/deanputney/4143ca30f7823ce53d894d3ed...

It'd be easier to add new ones if they were in there a single time each. Maybe the duplication is meant to handle distribution?

finnh•10mo ago
ah, yes, the "memory is no object" way of obtaining a weighted distribution. If you need that sweet sweet O(1) selection time, maybe check out the Alias Method :)
justin_oaks•10mo ago
Knowing that there are only 25 responses, it makes it all the more funny that rate limiting is mentioned.

And you can host the service yourself! Hard pass. I'll read the 25 responses from your gist. Thanks!

thih9•10mo ago
Example responses:

https://raw.githubusercontent.com/hotheadhacker/no-as-a-serv...

anonymousiam•10mo ago
Looks impressive, but out of the 1000 possible responses, only 26 are unique.
qrush•10mo ago
Oh great, it's Balatro's Wheel of Fortune card as a Service (WoFaaS)
hombre_fatal•10mo ago
I made a lot of things like this as a noob and threw them up on github.

As you gain experience, these projects become a testament to how far you've come.

"An http endpoint that returns a random array element" becomes so incredibly trivial that you can't believe you even made a repo for it, and one day you sheepishly delete it.

blahaj•10mo ago
I don't think things have to be impressive to be shown. A funny little idea is all you need, no matter how simple the code. Actually I find exactly that quite neat.
TehCorwiz•10mo ago
I think you'll enjoy this better: https://github.com/EnterpriseQualityCoding/FizzBuzzEnterpris...
seabass•10mo ago
{"error":"Too many requests, please try again later."}

a missed opportunity for some humor

richrichardsson•10mo ago
{"error":"Computer says no."}
readthenotes1•10mo ago
Beats "I have a headache"
n8m8•10mo ago
inb4 someone genuinely doesn't understand why you wouldn't do this with an LLM
macleginn•10mo ago
A worthy spiritual disciple of the Journal of Universal Rejection (https://www.universalrejection.org/)
svilen_dobrev•10mo ago
nice. Reminds me of BOFH (Bastard operator from Hell) . And those box-like calendars with page-per-day with some excuse^w^w tip on each :)

https://bofh.bjash.com/bofh/bofh1.html

hotheadhacker•10mo ago
The API rate limiting has been removed.