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Effectively Zero-Knowledge Proofs for NP with No Interaction, No Setup

https://eccc.weizmann.ac.il/report/2025/095/
1•baruchel•1m ago•0 comments

Long Overdue

https://substack.com/inbox/post/168408700
1•mellosouls•3m ago•0 comments

ValiDrive: Quickly spot-check USB mass storage drive for fraudulent capacity

https://www.grc.com/validrive.htm
1•TazeTSchnitzel•3m ago•0 comments

Rules Clobber Goals

https://kupajo.com/rules-clobber-goals/
1•apineda•5m ago•0 comments

The Spanish Government wants Huawei to monitor for system wiretaps

https://www.techradar.com/pro/security/the-spanish-government-wants-huawei-to-monitor-for-system-wiretaps
2•akyuu•5m ago•0 comments

DeadliQ – AI-powered deadline tracking for your documents

https://www.deadliq.com
1•raresAIQ•9m ago•1 comments

Unmoved mover

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Unmoved_mover
1•hhs•10m ago•0 comments

Ask HN: Stylography, AI and an impending privacy nightmare?

1•forevernoob•11m ago•0 comments

US Government announces $200M Grok contract a week after 'MechaHitler'

https://www.theverge.com/news/706855/grok-mechahitler-xai-defense-department-contract
2•virgildotcodes•12m ago•1 comments

The Tiny Teams Playbook

https://www.latent.space/p/tiny
1•swyx•16m ago•0 comments

Microlasers Made from Edible Substances

https://advanced.onlinelibrary.wiley.com/doi/10.1002/adom.202500497
1•PaulHoule•16m ago•0 comments

Careless People (Review of the Book)

https://solarbird.net/blog/2025/07/08/careless-people/
3•dotcoma•17m ago•0 comments

Detecting and reporting all unhandled C++ exceptions

https://devblogs.microsoft.com/oldnewthing/20250711-00/?p=111368
1•ibobev•17m ago•0 comments

ChatGPT made up a product feature out of thin air, so this company created it

https://arstechnica.com/ai/2025/07/chatgpt-made-up-a-product-feature-out-of-thin-air-so-this-company-created-it/
2•Stratoscope•18m ago•0 comments

House Republicans Vote to Block Release of Epstein Files

https://newrepublic.com/post/197987/house-republicans-vote-block-epstein-files
8•handfuloflight•18m ago•0 comments

Survival of the Greediest

https://thenoosphere.substack.com/p/survival-of-the-greediest
4•hermitcrab•19m ago•1 comments

Read GitHub repos in one second in VSCode

https://github.com/conwnet/github1s
3•MattSayar•21m ago•0 comments

SF Bay Area Aging Demographics

https://www.sfchronicle.com/projects/2025/sf-bay-area-aging-demographics/
2•skmurphy•22m ago•1 comments

Energy expenditure and obesity across the economic spectrum

https://www.pnas.org/doi/full/10.1073/pnas.2420902122
1•domofutu•23m ago•0 comments

AI Breaking into Higher Dimension to Mimic Human Brain and Achieve Intelligence

https://www.popularmechanics.com/science/a65397906/human-brain-ai/
5•Bluestein•24m ago•0 comments

Show HN: Tell the world why you unfollowed/muted a social media account

https://tinmute.com/
1•abzgupta•26m ago•0 comments

Is AI the end of coding as we know it, or just another tool?

https://www.aha.io/engineering/articles/is-ai-the-end-of-coding-or-just-another-tool
5•FigurativeVoid•26m ago•2 comments

WordPress Turmoil and the Fair Package Manager

https://thenewstack.io/wordpress-turmoil-and-the-fair-package-manager/
1•CrankyBear•27m ago•0 comments

The Pragmatic Engineer 2025 Survey: What's in your tech stack?

https://newsletter.pragmaticengineer.com/p/the-pragmatic-engineer-2025-survey
3•iLemming•28m ago•1 comments

Graph Continuous Thought Machines

1•Sai-dewa•31m ago•2 comments

Show HN: McClane – Done-for-you lead drops from Facebook group conversations

https://mcclane.super.site/
1•nickalex•32m ago•1 comments

Silicon Valley, à la Française

https://semiwiki.com/artificial-intelligence/358042-silicon-valley-a-la-francaise/
1•rbanffy•33m ago•0 comments

Energy expenditure and obesity across the economic spectrum

https://www.pnas.org/doi/10.1073/pnas.2420902122
2•bookofjoe•36m ago•1 comments

TikTok Creator Sued by Sylvanian Doll Maker over Brand Promotions

https://www.independent.ie/business/irish/sylvanian-families-toy-firm-in-settlement-talks-with-kildare-tiktok-star-over-parody-videos-featuring-japanese-companys-dolls/a1813361842.html
1•valgaze•36m ago•0 comments

Ask HN: Time to Pivot Out of Engineering?

2•bdnsj•36m ago•0 comments
Open in hackernews

No as a Service

https://github.com/hotheadhacker/no-as-a-service
64•radeeyate•2mo ago

Comments

Haeuserschlucht•2mo ago
:)
artogahr•2mo ago
:)
blahaj•2mo ago
> Rate Limit: 10 requests per minute per IP

I understand that one wants some rate limiting so that others don't just use this as a backend for their own service causing every single request for their service to also create an API request. But this is as simple and resource unintensive as it gets for an HTTP server. 10 requests per minute is just silly.

Also could it be that the limit isn't enforced against the origin IP address but against the whole Cloudflare reverse proxy?

jaywcarman•2mo ago
10 requests per minute per IP is plenty enough to play around with and have a little fun. For anything more than that you could (should!) host it yourself.
blahaj•2mo ago
So it is just purposefully made to be less useful? Is that part of the joke?

The rate limit still pretty surely isn't applied per IP.

arp242•2mo ago
Mate, it's a joke, not a serous service. The only silly thing here is going off on a tangent about the rate limit.
mindtricks•2mo ago
If it helps you, think of the rate limiter as the "no" final boss.
choult•2mo ago
Well this is something... someone creating a service off the back of a meme that's been flying around my networks for the past two days...
ziddoap•2mo ago
Fun idea. I wonder why the rejection messages are repeated so often in the "reasons" file.

"I truly value our connection, and I hope my no doesn't change that." shows up 45 times.

Seems like most of the rejections appear between 30 and 50 times.

khanan•2mo ago
Was wondering the same thing.. Probably cruft so it looks impressive at a glance.
Retr0id•2mo ago
If you ask LLMs for a long enough list of things, they often repeat entries.
MalbertKerman•2mo ago
There are 25 unique responses in that 1000-line file.
justin_oaks•2mo ago
Once you remove the duplicates that are different only because of the typos in them, yes, that's correct.
mikepurvis•2mo ago
A single large file is also sadness for incorporating suggestions from collaborators as you're always dealing with merge conflicts. Better might be a folder of plain text files, where each can have multiple lines in it, and they're grouped by theme or contributor or something.
spiffyk•2mo ago
A folder of plain text files will be sadness for performance. It's a file with basically line-wise entries, merge conflicts in that will be dead easy to resolve with Git locally. It won't be single-click in GitHub, but not too much of a hassle.
Retr0id•2mo ago
It's ~fine for performance if you load them once at service startup. But I agree, merging is also no big deal.
mikepurvis•2mo ago
In fairness, I doubt most of these kinds of meme projects have a maintainer active enough to be willing to conduct local merges, even if it's "dead easy" to do so.

Maybe then this is really a request for Github to get better/smarter merge tools in the Web UI, particularly syntax-aware ones for structured files like JSON and YAML, where it would be much easier to guess, or even just preset AB and BA as the two concrete options available when both changes inserted new content at the same point. It could even read your .gitattributes file for supported mergers that would be able to telegraph "I don't care about the order" or "Order new list entries alphabetically" or whatever.

cf. https://github.com/jonatanpedersen/git-json-merge

KTibow•2mo ago
It might be a weighted random.
ziddoap•2mo ago
Might be!

Not the way I'd approach it, but as a joke service, if it works it works.

varun_ch•2mo ago
> {"error":"Too many requests, please try again later."}

I guess it still works.

lgl•2mo ago
Bug report: when the server is overloaded, the No's are no longer random :)
kenrick95•2mo ago
Classic Hacker News hug of death
xnorswap•2mo ago
It looks like it's limited to 10 requests per minute, it's less of a hug and more of a gentle brush past.

It's documented as "Per IP", but I'm willing to bet either that documentation is wrong, or it's picking up the IP address of the reverse proxy or whatever else is in-front of the application server, rather than the originator IP.

Why do I think that? Well these headers:

    x-powered-by Express

    x-ratelimit-limit 10

    x-ratelimit-remaining 0

Which means it's not being rate-limited by cloudflare, it's express doing the rate limiting.

And I haven't yet made 10 requests, so unless it's very bad at picking up my IP, it's picking up the cloudflare IP instead.

egberts1•2mo ago
Probably all those cookies tipped and triggered the connection rate limiter.
xnorswap•2mo ago
I'm not following you at all?
NotMichaelBay•2mo ago
It's so elegant. Even in failure, it's still operational.
riquito•2mo ago
Love it, it's brilliant, but I think the rate limiting logic is not doing what the author really wants, it actually costs more cpu to detect and produce the error than returning the regular response (then my mind goes on how to actually over optimize this thing, but that's another story :-D )
hotheadhacker•2mo ago
Rate limiting has been removed
Retr0id•2mo ago
It could be genuinely useful for testing HTTP clients if it had a wider array of failure modes.

Some ideas:

- All the different HTTP status codes

- expired/invalid TLS cert

- no TLS cipher overlap

- invalid syntax at the TLS and/or HTTP level

- hang/timeout

- endless slowloris-style response

- compression-bomb

- DNS failure (and/or round-robin DNS where some IPs are bad)

- infinite redirect loop

- ipv6-only

- ipv4-only

- Invalid JSON or XML syntax

zikani_03•2mo ago
Not exactly what you are asking for, but reminded me that Toxiproxy[0] exists if you want to test your applications or even HTTP clients against various kinds of failures:

[0]: https://github.com/Shopify/toxiproxy

deanputney•2mo ago
Not sure why, but reasons.json is mostly duplicates (as many as 50!) of the same 25 responses: https://gist.github.com/deanputney/4143ca30f7823ce53d894d3ed...

It'd be easier to add new ones if they were in there a single time each. Maybe the duplication is meant to handle distribution?

finnh•2mo ago
ah, yes, the "memory is no object" way of obtaining a weighted distribution. If you need that sweet sweet O(1) selection time, maybe check out the Alias Method :)
justin_oaks•2mo ago
Knowing that there are only 25 responses, it makes it all the more funny that rate limiting is mentioned.

And you can host the service yourself! Hard pass. I'll read the 25 responses from your gist. Thanks!

thih9•2mo ago
Example responses:

https://raw.githubusercontent.com/hotheadhacker/no-as-a-serv...

anonymousiam•2mo ago
Looks impressive, but out of the 1000 possible responses, only 26 are unique.
qrush•2mo ago
Oh great, it's Balatro's Wheel of Fortune card as a Service (WoFaaS)
hombre_fatal•2mo ago
I made a lot of things like this as a noob and threw them up on github.

As you gain experience, these projects become a testament to how far you've come.

"An http endpoint that returns a random array element" becomes so incredibly trivial that you can't believe you even made a repo for it, and one day you sheepishly delete it.

blahaj•2mo ago
I don't think things have to be impressive to be shown. A funny little idea is all you need, no matter how simple the code. Actually I find exactly that quite neat.
TehCorwiz•2mo ago
I think you'll enjoy this better: https://github.com/EnterpriseQualityCoding/FizzBuzzEnterpris...
seabass•2mo ago
{"error":"Too many requests, please try again later."}

a missed opportunity for some humor

richrichardsson•2mo ago
{"error":"Computer says no."}
readthenotes1•2mo ago
Beats "I have a headache"
n8m8•2mo ago
inb4 someone genuinely doesn't understand why you wouldn't do this with an LLM
macleginn•2mo ago
A worthy spiritual disciple of the Journal of Universal Rejection (https://www.universalrejection.org/)
svilen_dobrev•2mo ago
nice. Reminds me of BOFH (Bastard operator from Hell) . And those box-like calendars with page-per-day with some excuse^w^w tip on each :)

https://bofh.bjash.com/bofh/bofh1.html

hotheadhacker•2mo ago
The API rate limiting has been removed.