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VC Treats Investment Memos Like Short Fiction – Here's What We Can Learn

https://chiefwordofficer.substack.com/p/this-investor-writes-memos-like-short
1•itoshinoeri•35s ago•0 comments

Program verification is not all-or-nothing

https://lawrencecpaulson.github.io/2025/09/05/All_or_nothing.html
1•tempodox•3m ago•0 comments

From Snapshots to Standards: Measuring AI Visibility

https://zenodo.org/records/17112616
1•businessmate•4m ago•1 comments

Cursive Reader – Free Handwriting to Text Converter

https://www.cursivereader.net/
1•clonbin•4m ago•1 comments

Bring back your old Mac: 5 ways to refresh the OS on elderly Apples

https://www.theregister.com/2025/09/13/refresh_an_old_mac/
1•rntn•5m ago•0 comments

Zodiac Sign Is 2k Year Out of Date

https://www.nytimes.com/interactive/2025/upshot/zodiac-signs.html
1•Hooke•5m ago•0 comments

K2-Think: A Parameter-Efficient Reasoning System

https://huggingface.co/LLM360/K2-Think
1•Anon84•7m ago•0 comments

Yes, Your Passkeys Can Be Hacked–New Attack 'Breaks the Myth'

https://www.forbes.com/sites/zakdoffman/2025/08/28/yes-your-passkeys-can-be-hacked-new-attack-bre...
1•mnmalst•8m ago•0 comments

Underused Techniques for Effective Emails

https://refactoringenglish.com/chapters/techniques-for-writing-emails/
1•mtlynch•10m ago•0 comments

School cell phone ban creates surge in JCPS library visits

https://www.wave3.com/2025/09/02/school-cell-phone-ban-creates-surge-jcps-library-visits/
1•vidyesh•10m ago•0 comments

How 'overworked, underpaid' humans train Google's AI to seem smart

https://www.theguardian.com/technology/2025/sep/11/google-gemini-ai-training-humans
2•Brajeshwar•14m ago•0 comments

Are EVs causing car sickness – and what can be done?

https://www.theguardian.com/environment/2025/sep/13/extreme-nausea-are-evs-causing-car-sickness-a...
1•n1b0m•14m ago•0 comments

I Made a Mechanical Laptop

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kGHAUogFsYY
4•hashworks•16m ago•1 comments

Never steal a hacker's girlfriend's phone: A global network of thieves exposed

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2•mnmalst•20m ago•1 comments

Firing the Lorentz Plasma Cannon [video]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lix-vr_AF38
1•luckys•22m ago•0 comments

Builtwithhare.org – various projects built with the Hare programming language

https://builtwithhare.org
1•TheWiggles•25m ago•0 comments

James Webb Space Telescope reveals something strange on comet 3I/ATLAS

https://www.livescience.com/space/comets/james-webb-telescope-images-reveal-theres-something-stra...
2•thunderbong•27m ago•0 comments

Show HN: AI Roast – Fun AI-generated roasts of websites

https://ai-roast.jamatrix.io/
1•happy_malone•28m ago•0 comments

Æthelstan 1100

https://diamondgeezer.blogspot.com/2025/09/thelstan-1100.html
1•zeristor•29m ago•1 comments

Improving state machine code generation

https://trifectatech.org/blog/improving-state-machine-code-generation/
1•tempodox•32m ago•0 comments

People are losing jobs due to social media posts about Charlie Kirk

https://www.npr.org/2025/09/13/nx-s1-5538476/charlie-kirk-jobs-target-social-media-critics-resign
3•Improvement•33m ago•3 comments

Why not analyzing a dataset as if it were an image (with brushes, erasers,)?

1•vinserello•39m ago•0 comments

Inventor says most humanoid robots today are 'terrifying'

https://www.theregister.com/2025/09/13/to_make_a_humanoid_robot/
3•YeGoblynQueenne•45m ago•1 comments

Lobsters Interview with Susam

https://lobste.rs/s/kltoas/lobsters_interview_with_susam
1•tempodox•46m ago•0 comments

Betrusted – Building transparent, secure computing from the silicon up

https://betrusted.io/
1•akyuu•51m ago•0 comments

Ace and DAZN Shut Down a Major Sports Piracy Site in a "DMCA Ignored" Country

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2•gslin•52m ago•0 comments

Evolutionary Software Quality

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=babuZSG8zMI
1•mcp_•58m ago•0 comments

Gen-Z Protestors in Nepal Used Discord and TikTok to Overthrow Their Government

https://twitter.com/rachinkalakheti/status/1966314602251301138
2•3l3ktr4•1h ago•1 comments

We compared 6 AI models for coding (unscientific, but fun)

https://blog.kilocode.ai/p/choosing-the-right-ai-coding-model
2•rietie•1h ago•0 comments

New Zealand's plan to save birds? Kill invasive animals

https://www.npr.org/2025/09/08/nx-s1-5507110/new-zealand-conservation-experiment
1•rbanffy•1h ago•0 comments
Open in hackernews

No as a Service

https://github.com/hotheadhacker/no-as-a-service
64•radeeyate•4mo ago

Comments

Haeuserschlucht•4mo ago
:)
artogahr•4mo ago
:)
blahaj•4mo ago
> Rate Limit: 10 requests per minute per IP

I understand that one wants some rate limiting so that others don't just use this as a backend for their own service causing every single request for their service to also create an API request. But this is as simple and resource unintensive as it gets for an HTTP server. 10 requests per minute is just silly.

Also could it be that the limit isn't enforced against the origin IP address but against the whole Cloudflare reverse proxy?

jaywcarman•4mo ago
10 requests per minute per IP is plenty enough to play around with and have a little fun. For anything more than that you could (should!) host it yourself.
blahaj•4mo ago
So it is just purposefully made to be less useful? Is that part of the joke?

The rate limit still pretty surely isn't applied per IP.

arp242•4mo ago
Mate, it's a joke, not a serous service. The only silly thing here is going off on a tangent about the rate limit.
mindtricks•4mo ago
If it helps you, think of the rate limiter as the "no" final boss.
choult•4mo ago
Well this is something... someone creating a service off the back of a meme that's been flying around my networks for the past two days...
ziddoap•4mo ago
Fun idea. I wonder why the rejection messages are repeated so often in the "reasons" file.

"I truly value our connection, and I hope my no doesn't change that." shows up 45 times.

Seems like most of the rejections appear between 30 and 50 times.

khanan•4mo ago
Was wondering the same thing.. Probably cruft so it looks impressive at a glance.
Retr0id•4mo ago
If you ask LLMs for a long enough list of things, they often repeat entries.
MalbertKerman•4mo ago
There are 25 unique responses in that 1000-line file.
justin_oaks•4mo ago
Once you remove the duplicates that are different only because of the typos in them, yes, that's correct.
mikepurvis•4mo ago
A single large file is also sadness for incorporating suggestions from collaborators as you're always dealing with merge conflicts. Better might be a folder of plain text files, where each can have multiple lines in it, and they're grouped by theme or contributor or something.
spiffyk•4mo ago
A folder of plain text files will be sadness for performance. It's a file with basically line-wise entries, merge conflicts in that will be dead easy to resolve with Git locally. It won't be single-click in GitHub, but not too much of a hassle.
Retr0id•4mo ago
It's ~fine for performance if you load them once at service startup. But I agree, merging is also no big deal.
mikepurvis•4mo ago
In fairness, I doubt most of these kinds of meme projects have a maintainer active enough to be willing to conduct local merges, even if it's "dead easy" to do so.

Maybe then this is really a request for Github to get better/smarter merge tools in the Web UI, particularly syntax-aware ones for structured files like JSON and YAML, where it would be much easier to guess, or even just preset AB and BA as the two concrete options available when both changes inserted new content at the same point. It could even read your .gitattributes file for supported mergers that would be able to telegraph "I don't care about the order" or "Order new list entries alphabetically" or whatever.

cf. https://github.com/jonatanpedersen/git-json-merge

KTibow•4mo ago
It might be a weighted random.
ziddoap•4mo ago
Might be!

Not the way I'd approach it, but as a joke service, if it works it works.

varun_ch•4mo ago
> {"error":"Too many requests, please try again later."}

I guess it still works.

lgl•4mo ago
Bug report: when the server is overloaded, the No's are no longer random :)
kenrick95•4mo ago
Classic Hacker News hug of death
xnorswap•4mo ago
It looks like it's limited to 10 requests per minute, it's less of a hug and more of a gentle brush past.

It's documented as "Per IP", but I'm willing to bet either that documentation is wrong, or it's picking up the IP address of the reverse proxy or whatever else is in-front of the application server, rather than the originator IP.

Why do I think that? Well these headers:

    x-powered-by Express

    x-ratelimit-limit 10

    x-ratelimit-remaining 0

Which means it's not being rate-limited by cloudflare, it's express doing the rate limiting.

And I haven't yet made 10 requests, so unless it's very bad at picking up my IP, it's picking up the cloudflare IP instead.

egberts1•4mo ago
Probably all those cookies tipped and triggered the connection rate limiter.
xnorswap•4mo ago
I'm not following you at all?
NotMichaelBay•4mo ago
It's so elegant. Even in failure, it's still operational.
riquito•4mo ago
Love it, it's brilliant, but I think the rate limiting logic is not doing what the author really wants, it actually costs more cpu to detect and produce the error than returning the regular response (then my mind goes on how to actually over optimize this thing, but that's another story :-D )
hotheadhacker•4mo ago
Rate limiting has been removed
Retr0id•4mo ago
It could be genuinely useful for testing HTTP clients if it had a wider array of failure modes.

Some ideas:

- All the different HTTP status codes

- expired/invalid TLS cert

- no TLS cipher overlap

- invalid syntax at the TLS and/or HTTP level

- hang/timeout

- endless slowloris-style response

- compression-bomb

- DNS failure (and/or round-robin DNS where some IPs are bad)

- infinite redirect loop

- ipv6-only

- ipv4-only

- Invalid JSON or XML syntax

zikani_03•4mo ago
Not exactly what you are asking for, but reminded me that Toxiproxy[0] exists if you want to test your applications or even HTTP clients against various kinds of failures:

[0]: https://github.com/Shopify/toxiproxy

deanputney•4mo ago
Not sure why, but reasons.json is mostly duplicates (as many as 50!) of the same 25 responses: https://gist.github.com/deanputney/4143ca30f7823ce53d894d3ed...

It'd be easier to add new ones if they were in there a single time each. Maybe the duplication is meant to handle distribution?

finnh•4mo ago
ah, yes, the "memory is no object" way of obtaining a weighted distribution. If you need that sweet sweet O(1) selection time, maybe check out the Alias Method :)
justin_oaks•4mo ago
Knowing that there are only 25 responses, it makes it all the more funny that rate limiting is mentioned.

And you can host the service yourself! Hard pass. I'll read the 25 responses from your gist. Thanks!

thih9•4mo ago
Example responses:

https://raw.githubusercontent.com/hotheadhacker/no-as-a-serv...

anonymousiam•4mo ago
Looks impressive, but out of the 1000 possible responses, only 26 are unique.
qrush•4mo ago
Oh great, it's Balatro's Wheel of Fortune card as a Service (WoFaaS)
hombre_fatal•4mo ago
I made a lot of things like this as a noob and threw them up on github.

As you gain experience, these projects become a testament to how far you've come.

"An http endpoint that returns a random array element" becomes so incredibly trivial that you can't believe you even made a repo for it, and one day you sheepishly delete it.

blahaj•4mo ago
I don't think things have to be impressive to be shown. A funny little idea is all you need, no matter how simple the code. Actually I find exactly that quite neat.
TehCorwiz•4mo ago
I think you'll enjoy this better: https://github.com/EnterpriseQualityCoding/FizzBuzzEnterpris...
seabass•4mo ago
{"error":"Too many requests, please try again later."}

a missed opportunity for some humor

richrichardsson•4mo ago
{"error":"Computer says no."}
readthenotes1•4mo ago
Beats "I have a headache"
n8m8•4mo ago
inb4 someone genuinely doesn't understand why you wouldn't do this with an LLM
macleginn•4mo ago
A worthy spiritual disciple of the Journal of Universal Rejection (https://www.universalrejection.org/)
svilen_dobrev•4mo ago
nice. Reminds me of BOFH (Bastard operator from Hell) . And those box-like calendars with page-per-day with some excuse^w^w tip on each :)

https://bofh.bjash.com/bofh/bofh1.html

hotheadhacker•4mo ago
The API rate limiting has been removed.